Category:Ignorable policies

On Wikipedia, if you want to disregard a policy, you have to go to that policy's page and remove those parts which you would like to disregard first. Then, after they unban you, you can come crawling back and do as you're told, if they get over admin bias first, and find the time to unban you.

Here on Uncyclopedia, users acknowledge that the Wikipedia method is too stupid. Or we're too simple. Maybe all four. Instead, we just login for the 500th time and start prattling like children on the first page we see with an Edit button. Sometimes our pets even try to join in and the page ends up looking like "b5ueb4u:U ZETB[m3nA]'". Other times we just bang our fingers on the keyboard in sleepless frustration, then we blame it on the cat.

Ignore this stuff as much as you dare! Make sure to spam F5!

NOTE: Actually, ignoring all policies will not get you banned. We try not to take ourselves seriously. Uncyclopedia recommends that you obey no ignorable policies, unless you see others not doing it. Remember kids, the early bird gets the worm but on the other hand the early worm gets eaten and only the second mouse gets the cheese, and the third cat gets the second mouse.

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