Uncyclopedia:What Uncyclopedia is not/Outtakes
It has wide acceptance among editors and is considered a standard that everyone should follow, unless they don't want to, in which case they are free to ignore it, in which case nobody will care. Please make use of the standing on one knee position to propose to this policy.
Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia[edit source]
Uncyclopedia is not Muslim Manga[edit source]
Oh yeah I forgot the wiki external link formatting X)
Anyways if you're searching for The Heart of Fawwaz or patronage help don't come here. Go to the official website or ask for support in the official Discord server!
If anyone searching for Return in Malay, X) I didn't finish it and I've relayed it to someone else
Uncyclopedia is not your system32 folder[edit source]
Nah, if you delete all the contents of your system32 folder you will brick your computer. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
*computer crashes
Uncyclopedia is not Ubuntu Support[edit source]
uncyclopedia.deb is an invalid package
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Uncyclopedia is not a Hate Hate Hat[edit source]
While we may hate a lot of things, we are not a hat. Sorry.
Uncyclopedia is not Truth Social.[edit source]
We neither guarantee the truth, nor do we permit freedom of hate speech. Scratch that...you can post whatever you want, as long as you don't mind a very long instant kick ban and lots of nasty gossip about you afterwards. We'll ban you from the Discord too. And you can't say anything back, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH.
Uncyclopedia is not for sale.[edit source]
Wikis will always belong to the contributors, regardless of ownership. Unless you get adminship, you still will have no control over the contributions. And don't bother putting ads on the site...advertisers don't pay for zero viewers...and that is what you will get if ads are put on this site, because everyone will just leave and take all the CC by SA content with them. We've done it before. Not to mention if you actually wanted to buy something that earns $0 in profit annually, you belong in the nut house, not on Uncyclopedia.