This is the Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. This page is an essential guide for the unacquainted wishing to become
non-banned valuable members of our demented, fundamentalist, cult delightfully sane community.
Seriously, what the hell is this place?
Its pretty obvious that we are a parody of Wikipedia. We parody Wikipedia. We even parody minorities, the famous and other stuff no one else ever does.
- See also: What uncyclopedia is in one page
How do I be funny?
Good writing is subjective, but boy are there some basic rules of thumb. Read these packages and put time into it and you won't suck.
How can I be stylish?
Learning the code here is easy, making an awesome looking article is less easy. Images, headers, text, links and tricks and stuff. No article will be loved without it.
- See also: Help:HowTo
Where is stuff I want to find?
Tired of writing? Don't want to write? Feel like making this place less sucky? There's a lot of other stuff to try not sucking at.
How do I make people like me?
Writing good stuff and being civil will make you a star. Ignoring advice, comments and reverts and being a prima donna will make you crash and burn. Sort of like Challenger did.