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Kid with protest picket (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Kid with protest picket

Think about what you're putting them through at such an impressionable age.

Image credit: Everyotherusernamewastaken, Mark Richards
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5 exploited child(ren)
Nomination: Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 19:28, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. I doubt many people will like it, but I felt I ought try something.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 20:07, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. alright. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:35, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. For. --Pjoona11 07:44, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. exploited child(ren). Stranger195 (talkcontribsguestbook) 11:18, 14 September 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Anti-against Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:25, 20 September 2015 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAIIIAAAAAAAN ON YOUR WEDDIIIING DAAAAYYYY!!! ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 01:40, 10/12/2015
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. memories of my childhood. It sucked. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:38, 18 September 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I like the concept, it's nice and surreal. The quality of the manipulation is poor though, and it would be best to get rid of that copyright thing at the bottom too. Also text-based, but I think it kind of works for this idea. -RAHB 22:19, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Okay, if you click on the image now you will see a new version without the copyright and with more natural looking message/writing.Every Other Username was taken(get dtf) 23:21, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
    Much appreciated. It is looking better now but the whitewash of the previous writing underneath of the new writing is still sticking out too much to go on the front page. But you got it definitely going on the right track. Some more smoothing over and hopefully it will change my vote. -RAHB 03:46, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. Text-based. I would much rather see this joke displayed photographically instead of just being a photograph of the joke. As an example of what I mean, a photo of a mob of angry children beating each other up with pickets is the exact same joke as your image but wouldn't require the text. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:38, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • @THS: That's a song isn't it? By some Canadian artist whose name escapes me right now. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 02:27, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    Yeah, it's "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette. The most ironic part, though, is that all the things mentioned aren't irony, they're just coincidence. ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 03:14, 10/15/2015
    The song could be called 'Coincidental' then. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 04:02, 15 October 2015 (UTC)
    It should, though. I think "Weird Al" Yankovic even poked fun at that in his video for "Word Crimes." ~I am a golden god! You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything. 04:10, 10/15/2015
    I've seen that video it's funny. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, 'I want hoverboards, and I want them now.' (talk - stalk - block) 09:01, 15 October 2015 (UTC)

The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Last Unicorn in Vinnitsa

The Last Unicorn In Vinnitsa is photographic evidence of the Nazis' highly successful campaign to eradicate the unicorn untermensch from the face of the Earth.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 12 unicorns left in existence
Nomination: EMC [TALK] 14:36 Jun 18 2013
For Votes: 12
  1. PLS winner from Zombiebaron. --EMC [TALK] 14:36 Jun 18 2013
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:44, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Unicorns <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:50, 18 June, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm totally not here just because I was told to be. Jackofspades.png (talk) 16:37, 18 June 2013
  5. Yummy... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:49 18 June 2013
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 20:05, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nice. Legoktm (talk) 20:12, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
  8. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 00:16, 19 June 2013 (UTC)
  9. I legitimately thought I had already voted for this... The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  16:09, 20 June 2013 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. - Tumb13weed (talk) 19:13, 20 June 2013 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:25, 22 June 2013 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Ovidius IV (talk) 02:31, 23 June 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Featured! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:59, 16 September 2013 (UTC)

Ped Xing (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Ped Xing

So THAT'S what that sign meant...

Image credit: The Woodburninator
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 11 Crosswalks without crossing guards
Nomination: RAHB 04:37, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Nom and boner -RAHB 04:37, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. - Strainj1...TALK 09:40, 16 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --EMC [TALK] 14:39 Jun 18 2013
  4. I.E. The best kind of Xing. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  16:43, 18 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:08, 20 June 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:26, 22 June 2013 (UTC)
  7. For. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:55, 07/14/2013
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:13, 21 September 2013 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. The caption should be "Warning! Warning! It's a pedestrian crossing!". FoxClawsYou67 (talk) 17:28, 12 February 2014 (UTC)
  10. Like the concept and the accompanying article. And please feature this soon. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 00:44, 6 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. - ring-ding-xing, what a tiny boner he has! Hoof Hearted (talk) 21:11, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Syndrome (talk) 03:17, 25 April 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches. (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Uncyclopedia's patron, Oscar Wilde, dropping the truth on you bitches.

Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron.
Archive - Discuss this image
Score: 26
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC) 05:14, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
For Votes: 26
  1. Zombiebaron. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Jan 4 '13 5:14 (UTC)
  2. Bombiezaron --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:59, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:11, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. norabeibomZ --Skizzerz 06:16, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 1234JKL <3 --1234JKL (talk) 06:26, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Greatest image in history. -RAHB 07:15, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For - Let the exodus begin. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 14:02, Jan. 4, 2013
  8. Things say for R7 (NL) 16:43, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  9. Spot on -- CartoonistHenning 16:45, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  10. And it was good... SG1 [citation needed] 20:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
  11. Obvs. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg No boner, but totally For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:57, 5 January 2013
  13. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
  14. PurpleDickVote.svg Bonerbaron. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:54, 01/20/2013
  15. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever. Aleister 00:25 21-1-'13
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 07:02, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
  17. PurpleDickVote.svg Shwing! --PERVY July 2012 Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2013-01-24T00:02
  18. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 26 2013 20:42....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  19. Symbol for vote.svg For. This gives me the most uncontrollable giggles, especially with the text. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.08.03:51
  20. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVO- *clears throat* How terribly uncivil of me! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:31, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  21. For. MadMax (talk) 07:52, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  22. For. --Snippy 09:22, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  23. For. Ahhahaha -- Strainj1 21:44, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  24. For ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 07:16, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  25. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Madclaw @ talk 18:56, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
  26. PurpleDickVote.svg 10/10 would bang! -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:59, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Adventure Time with Lewis the Dog and Clark the Human

Expedition Time!

Come on, grab your guides
We'll go to very distant lands
With Lewis the Governor and Clark the veteran
The fun will never end, it's Expedition Time!

Image credit: Nikau (talk)
Archive - Discuss this image
Score: 11 expeditioners who want to go to the distant lands
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. Made it. --Nikau (talk) 11:15, November 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. FFFFFFFFFF-- ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:43, 12/03/2012
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, yes, yes, yes!--Icons-flag-gr.png Sir SinnerSandbox (¿?) 14:43, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cool. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:02, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Math. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Like. Aleister 12:42 chricstmas daze
  7. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Grab your rucksack kids. --Prätt Körp (talk) 04:22, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  8. Regular Expedition --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:30, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  9. F—Per Dan the Spaceman. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 2 2013 21:51....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 03:46, Thursday 14 February 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  11. I actually hate this show but I'm voting for this because the person really put a huge effort into it. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-03-22T00:18
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because Joseph Campbell might like it. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:07, 6 November 2013 (UTC)
  13. I have returned from the dead to vote Symbol for vote.svg For. this.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:33, 2 July 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't gettit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:42, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. I don't get it either. -- Strainj1 21:59, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Photoshopped burning wind turbine (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 8 Smouldering birdchopppers
Nomination: Lantash (talk) 11:55, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. . Lantash 13:08, Aug 5, 2012 (BST)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption is good! Talk Mattsnow 05:27, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:23, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Nice Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:40, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:14, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. sumone10154(talk) 20:45, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 18:29, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Rationale: Warmists are constantly turning-out images of power stations spewing 'pollution' - actually steam from cooling towers, photoshopped to make it look darker. So, thought I'd do a little potatochopping on one of their pet products, which in this case IS spewing pollution. Although, not intentionally. I hope.

Anvil Testing (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Anvil Testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 11 Anvils dropped.
Nomination: RAHB 02:43, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. For. Awesomeness by Bizzee. -RAHB 02:43, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:47, 2 June 2012
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Now you're thinking with anvils! --Algorithm 05:27, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:33, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:36, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Impressive. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:48, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For --Chiefjustice3DS 19:28, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. He certainly gets his ideas while high on something! Talk Mattsnow 02:39, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:23, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Certainly --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:26, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg Yo quiero PuppyOnTheRadio! --Clicky! Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 18:17, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

Entering Arizona (history, logs)

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Entering Arizona

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 9 Mothers entered with clean feet.
Nomination: RAHB 00:22, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Mhaille-based Zombiebaron. -RAHB 00:22, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombie-based Mhaillebaron. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:10, 30 May 2012
  3. Zombhaille -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:39, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2.jpg. 10:43, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Feet. --Black Flamingo 11:40, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Zombiebaron.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:36, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Mhaille. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:16, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. lol Talk Mattsnow
  9. Subtle --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:27, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
  10. The comments ar funny. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 18:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Make me laugh, please --Nikau (talk) 06:27, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Hitler fucking a bear (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Hitler fucking a bear

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 14 raw bears
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Apr 13 '12 5:24 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. Zombiebaron told me to do this. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Apr 13 '12 5:24 (UTC)
  2. YES! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:27, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Strong For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:28, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For This is one of the few images that actually made me laugh out loud, not just smile. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:35, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This is fucking stupid  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:44 Apr 13, 2012
  6. It's a well-known fact that the Führer had an exquisite love for animals. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:33, 13 April 2012
  7. Why wasn't this featured at 05:40 at the latest? Aleister 12:37 13-4-'12
  8. Awesome.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 12:53, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  9. For. Talk Mattsnow 14:26, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Hitler+bestiality=Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:28, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  11. You had me at hello. Nominally Humane! 02:31 13 Apr
  12. t eh greatst --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:26, April 13, 2012 (UTC)
  13. fucking increedible. anyone who votes against is a humorless jackoff freak. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:20, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Fuck bear! --Prätt Körp (talk) 13:49, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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DJ Beathoven (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
DJ Beathoven

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: 11
Nomination:  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:23 Feb 24, 2012
For Votes: 13
  1. Symbol for vote.svg wub wub wub wub wub wub  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:23 Feb 24, 2012
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:25, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Haha. --Black Flamingo 17:37, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  4. lolol --Roman Dog Bird 18:06, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For Talk Mattsnow 18:23, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  6. wubwub --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:16, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  7. sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:35, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
  8. You could do a whole series of these. Aleister 9:12 26-2-'12
  9. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:33, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For I like it, but it could look a little better editting wise. Also, it's be funnier if you put Bach's head on that other guy and said it was a competition between the two or something...I'll stop talking now. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 02:07, February 27, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Meowmeowmeowmeow. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:47 27 February 2012
  12. Symbol for vote.svg DROP THE BASS! -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  13. I guess. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:37, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Kim Jong Il. Also, he looks underdressed. You know, for Beethoven. Maybe if he were wearing a waistcoat with a cravat and a jabot... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Feb 26 '12 22:03 (UTC)
  2. He has bird poop on his head. At least, it looks like he does. Perhaps I'm just monumentally missing something, but that seems to be the funniest thing about it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:20, 28 February 2012

Tyrannosaurus Banks (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Tyrannosaurus Banks

Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

Image credit: Imrealized
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Score: 11 dinosaurs
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:08, 4 January 2012
For Votes: 11
  1. Good, weird image, or something. Blame the caption on Zombiebaron; it beat Lando's caption suggestion, but I'm not sure that's saying much. Maybe it's fine, though. I don't know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:08, 4 January 2012
  2. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:13, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This page needs variety ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:56, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Oh Jeebus, YES YES YES! Wait, I made a caption suggestion? I didn't know you were taking caption suggestions; I was just making an inane comment about it! Lando Calrissian 00:38, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
  5. -grabs English to Reptile dictionary- Erm, Roar? --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 04:43, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm a fan of any good 'saur pic. Aleister 00:43 6-1-'12
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. lol Talk Mattsnow 00:49, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. heh. --Sharky 22;24, 1/6/12 (UTC)
  9. Yeah this. --Black Flamingo 16:44, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Do I get credit for being the one to request this image on RadicalX's Corner? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:38, 9 January 2012
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is great. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:29, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Pot plant (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pot plant

Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys
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Score: 11 pots
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:16, 17 December 2011
For Votes: 11
  1. A guy I know started doodling one of these, so I decided to make it real... I think it came out aiight. Credit to Zombiebaron and Harm for the caption. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:16, 17 December 2011
  2. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:17, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. OH MY GOD ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:27, December 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. --Black Flamingo 21:20, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. FOUR Crowded elevator smell different to midget --UNmarine777 say 23:08, December 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. It's a pun! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. I love bonsai trees. -RAHB 00:14, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Mmm, fractals. --Algorithm 05:05, December 20, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For, man. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 10:01, Dec 23 2011
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:10, 23 December 2011
  11. damn. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, December 31, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Mexico lol.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever
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Score: 10 Pepitos relaxing on the beach
Nomination:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Dec 4 '11 9:18 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Re-nomination and for. Mattsnow's concept, my execution. (see here for the old nomination.)  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Dec 4 '11 11:33 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:20, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. The hat looks better now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:47, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For, This image has improved quite a bit since it was first nominated. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:52, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. The concept was a whole lot easier to find than executing it, this looks awesome! Talk Mattsnow 17:02, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. -RAHB 04:30, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I couldn't find my way off the fence with the last one, then I fell off, so for --Black Flamingo 21:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Although, I liked it better when the arrow was through the smaller hat. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:01, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
    ...so did I. *sob!*  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Dec 7 '11 2:52 (UTC)
    Me too. :'( -RAHB 06:32, December 7, 2011 (UTC)
    It didn't make sense. If his penis was erect, the arrow head would be red with blood. It wasn't. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:36, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
    And ^ this is why I've gone into Witness Protection. Y'all scare the shit out of me. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 9 '11 0:22 (UTC)
  9. That's even better. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 00:42, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Yeah, sure. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:30, 10 December 2011
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain, for now. The one thing that's stopping me from voting for this time is the hole on his top sombrero on the right side of the rim. It just looks weird almost like it wasn't intended, but if you remove that, I'll vote for. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:57, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

The Loofahwaffe (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Loofahwaffe

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya
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Score: 7
Nomination: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:06, 3 July 2011
For Votes: 8
Loooooofah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:06, 3 July 2011
Image quality is awful. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:09, 27 February 2012
  1. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:14, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. *Looks up loofah* *Chuckles* *Votes Symbol for vote.svg For.* ~ Humbuck.png Talk 00:39, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Oh I get it. It's a pun.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:15 Jul 04, 2011
  4. I don't know what this means, but I assume it proves the existence of the Illuminati.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:55, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:05, 6 July 2011
  6. Crack --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:14, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:15, 6 July 2011
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Hypocrite! You said you hated puns, Lyrithya! --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:53, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Crappy pun and not really that funny, sorry... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

The Great Wave Off Fukushima (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Great Wave Off Fukushima

Artist's depiction of the 2011 Fukushima Daichii Nuclear Power Plant Disaster. What it really looked like off the coast of Japan. The Great Wave Off Fukushima. color woodcut. 1823, 1930, 2011-12. Part of The Thirty-six Glows From Plant Daichii series by 250 year old Ukiyo-e (and recently loli) artist Katsushika Hokusai. The Great Wave of Fukushima is part of a groundbreaking new series of remastered prints that comprise the (evidently immortal) artist's comment on both the tragedy of the recent disaster at Fukushima and what he (not exactly a traditionalist himself in his younger days) believes "is representative of the cultural degradation, excess, and perverse fantasy of Japanese today - as well as some floating sushi."

Image credit: MeepStarLives
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Score: 9 blow(s) by friendly tentacle monster and Mecha Kitty to vestiges of Imperial pride and common Japanese decency
Nomination: MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 05:34, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Symbol for vote.svg SN+F So, I as doubtless many other depraved yet somewhat cultured minds heard of March's tragic tsunami-mediated disaster and fairly quickly my mind uncharitably drifted to the work of the legendary Hokusai. Several slight modernizations later... --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 05:34, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I really like this image. It's got a very busy, unique, colorful style that I haven't seen around here before, plus it's actually pretty funny and smart. It's like a real nice Basement Jaxx song in illustration. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:31, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. for By some twist of fate, I put the original (which I found on Google) on one of my articles yesterday. A ton of great details are added here. Talk Mattsnow 21:36, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Welcome fucking back, Meep. --Black Flamingo 21:05, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:58, 27 June 2011
  6. What. The. Fuck. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:36, Jun 29
  7. For. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 17:19, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Its so bad it made me laugh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:17, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Me like... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg Funniest thing I've seen all week. Yep. --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:43, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:29, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
    Against for now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:19, 2 July 2011
    Now I just don't get it, apparently. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:33, 3 July 2011
Comments
  • This is pretty good, but it'd look a fair bit better if some of the stuff wasn't so obviously pasted on top - the waves are largely in front, yes? It's mainly the reactors and the sushi and the cat-mecha's foot - they're covering up the wave elements that are supposedly in front of them. Cut out the edges of the waves, put some white speckles of foam in front and that should help. Also, the reactor stuff looks a lot more cartoony than the rest of it - any chance you could dry-brush some texture on them and possibly make the lines less thick? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:03, 25 June 2011
  • So I went back into the master and hand touched up most if not all of the absurd wave geometry and spent quite a bit longer than I'd like to admit adding new outlines and so forth, which in turn caused me to clean up a bunch of little artifacts that were hanging around as well as get the figures more inarguably into the water. A little layer hunting later, and the result is something noticeably much better than the original, especially if you go to the image page and load them up switching between tabs to compare the full size versions. So thank you for that; I'm a little prouder of it now. The speckles suggestion worked quite nicely for the reactors as well as the onigiri. Speaking of the offending cooling towers, these I went back and removed the (non-path!) edges and replaced them with different, completed ones that also happen to be a more aesthetically-pleasing thin (rather than sloppy cut out style for the flames). I was not sure precisely what kind of texture you had in mind, and wanting to keep it somewhat faithful to the cartoony juxtaposition that inspired the chop, ran a series of quite likely imperceptible localized blurs and tone fixes to make them further from the halftone originals. If that helps. --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 10:57, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
    So you're trying to make the pieces stand out, then? I'm afraid I really do not understand what you're going for, in that case, but the other things indeed look much better now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:15, 3 July 2011

Building rectangle (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Building rectangle

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
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Score: 9
Nomination: Pup 10:46 19 Jun '11
For Votes: 12
  1. Self-nom and for and I still can't come up with a good caption. Pup 10:46 19 Jun '11
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:51, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:34, 24 June 2011
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:33, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Quite hallucinating! Talk Mattsnow 21:38, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. Hey, cool.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:52, Jul 18
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Heh heh funny --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:25, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg I like this. Imperfections and all, it's still better than some of the "Class A" images we're giving high rotation to. ~ T. (talk) 16:32, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. just what I need to go with the joint in my hand. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 05:37, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  10. YES. ~[thehappyspaceman] TheHappySpacemanThe Happy SpacemanDan the HedgehogDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributions 21:15, 05/13/2019
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Penrose's corpse just came -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:49, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg wtf man, wtf.    zheoliel   07:08 September 25
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Fix the jumpiness and I might reconsider. --Algorithm 04:37, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I can't say I like the idea of animation on the mainpage, but if it is to be there, it should at least be somewhat smooth animation. In other words, fix it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:51, 24 June 2011
  3. I like the concept a bunch, but it still needs work. The jumpiness and jagged edges ought to be smoothed out.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:28 Jul 08, 2011
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I like it, but I'm not sure if I like it that much. --64.255.180.34 16:14, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Escher would have done it better. --Funky Monk 03:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Vague (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Vague

It's the Magazine for People™!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio and Bizzeebeever
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Score: 10 whatsits
Nomination: Pup 09:39 10 Jun '11
For Votes: 15
  1. Symbol for vote.svg self-nom and for It came to me in a dream. I lost it though, so had this in it's place. Pup 09:39 10 Jun '11
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. But not for the caption. The pic is great, and a very good idea. Aleieter 13:08 11-6-'11
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Text-based? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes. Plus the font's part of the joke. --Algorithm 04:35, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg I personally believe: Like, yeah, and whatever... Was this speaky thing and that whole "spear polishing" job dealie in the "VIP Room" earlier all I needed to do to get my stuff? Yeah? Great! So, when can my mom pick it up from the supermarket? When will I be on TV? And where can I pick up my Arby's gift card again? Oh, and can I get that changed to a Cracker Barrel? No? Really? How about an Applebee's? --MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 07:04, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. for. The magazine itself is not very realistic, but the "Vague" concept and the jokes are awesome! Talk Mattsnow 21:41, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Maybe change the caption though. It just repeats the joke.HauntedUndies. 13:12, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg Yeah... I like this thingy, and stuff... --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:49, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Perhaps.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:56, Jul 18
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.. I don't understand why anybody doesn't like this...IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY. (ok, maybe the font IS a little amateurish...but poo on you haters!) ⇒»Bizzeebeever Icons-flag-us.png (this user has been deleted) 10:56, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Uh, yeah ok then. --Black Flamingo 11:40, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:48, 30 July 2011
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:16, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote.svg For.. Much improved. --Funky Monk 17:22, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very good. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 18:48, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:54, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:33, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Comparing this to a Vogue cover, it doesn't really look like a magazine, sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:43, 10 June 2011
  3. that chick's, like, really dumb and stuff --Roman Dog Bird 21:50, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. magazine quality typography would have made this betterer. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. Against. Per Mhaille. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:56, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. A very nice idea but it just doesn't look too good. --Funky Monk 03:15, July 21, 2011 (UTC) Changed. --Funky Monk 17:22, July 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain. Great idea, and funny, but could look better. --Black Flamingo 21:07, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. As per Black flamingo --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:56, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - As above, although I think more varied imagination could go into the captions, too. ~ T. (talk) 14:37, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • "Improved", and re-uploaded, with permission of PuppyOnTheRadio. Yo, peoples! The ones who voted "against" because it "didn't look good"? Change your vote! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 10:45, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

The Toast Cat Diagram (history, logs)

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The Toast Cat Diagram

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex
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Score: 8 buttered felines
Nomination:
For Votes: 12
  1. NomAndFor A classic image from the Uncyclopedia vaults. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:10, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. for Talk Mattsnow 14:03, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. For although the last sentence is the caption doesn't make sense. It should say something about F_bt decreasing or something. --Mn-z 00:57, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, it is glued, as Lyrithya says. Or buttered. It works only with the caption, and with the two together, works very well indeed. Aleister 13:13 13-13-'13
  5. For Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:28, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Strong yeah --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:00, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. The cat would eventually be ripped apart as it starts spinning around faster and faster, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:07, 22 June 2011
  8. DUH   Le Cejak <21:12 Jun 25, 2011>
  9. For --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:54, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. So nostalgic I just came... Wait, what? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:46, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Hell yush. ~[thehappyspaceman] 01:27, 08/7/2011
  12. Why isn't this already featured?! --Andorin Kato 22:01, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. The toast isn't strapped. It's glued, and badly. Also, it's just not that good in general, bad perspective, angles not lining up, jpeg format for a diagram... works well for the dealies, but oughtn't be a feature. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:10, 10 June 2011
  2. Can't say I laughed. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not quality and not funny. Well it does look funny, but not in a humor way. --Funky Monk 03:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lame ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:51, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:18, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Monotony.png (history, logs)

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Monotony.png

One of the last surviving scans of John Aglethorpe's infamous Ode to the Monotony of Life, a nearly year-long piece composed of alterations between A sharp and B flat tied together.

Image credit: Dr. Skullthumper
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Score: 11 measures of monotony
Nomination:  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:17 Jun 02, 2011
For Votes: 11
Against Votes: 0

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Sickophant (history, logs)

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Sickophant

A sickophant in its natural habitat.

Image credit: Lyrithya
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Score: 13 sickophants
Nomination:
For Votes: 13
  1. Nom and For. This is one of the best looking photo manipulations I've seen in quite awhile, and it makes me laugh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:08, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For. --Black Flamingo 22:22, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg *Cough* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:41, 11 May 2011
  4. bullshit i actually like this what the fuck --Roman Dog Bird 00:01, May 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Funny AND well made?????? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:08, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Sure... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:09, 13 May 2011
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Excellent chop! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:09, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Groan. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:06, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:16, May 17
  10. Dammit, this is too good Symbol for vote.svg For. me not to vote against, as I always do for Lyrithya's stuff. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 22:07, 18 May 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Talk Mattsnow 07:18, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg Lyrithya  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:15 May 25, 2011
  13. For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:56, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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