User talk:Madclaw
Fix your sig[edit source]
It's bleeding code all over the place. Some got in my coffee. Blech. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:12, 3 July 2014 (UTC)
User Name on IRC[edit source]
Dear sir or madam as the case may be:
I hesitate to bring this up, as I don't really want to overtax your capacities for understanding or call undue attention to certain mental shortcomings of yours which we would prefer to refrain from mentioning, but out here in the world of reasoning beings it's generally considered just a bit rude to register someone else's user name on IRC. This is particularly the case when said name is sufficiently unique that it couldn't possibly be a coincidence, nor anything other than an attempt to claim said name in order to cause grief to the rightful owner. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:18, 5 July 2014 (UTC)
"out here in the world of reasoning beings it's generally considered just a bit rude to register someone else's user name on IRC"
- No it's not, you just made that up, and there's nothing you can do about it.
" This is particularly the case when said name is sufficiently unique that it couldn't possibly be a coincidence, nor anything other than an attempt to claim said name in order to cause grief to the rightful owner."
- The name is not sufficiently unique there is a user on Illogicopedia who is not you using that name, unless it is you in which case you are using a sockpuppet, additionally, OWNERSHIP of nicknames on IRC belongs to whoever registers a username first, on Illogicopedia it's llwy-ar-lawr, on Uncyclopedia it's you and / or llwy-ar-lawr. On Freenode it's me and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
"as I don't really want to overtax your capacities for understanding or call undue attention to certain mental shortcomings of yours which we would prefer to refrain from mentioning"
- hooga booga mkireouqtn cqkjlerfc pqlehrfcp frtsshe unka dunka bunka hoolew pooler buttpoopdillweed razzle dazzle helter skelter, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Also, since you can't bare to watch this on your talkpage I'll go ahead and put it on mine, where you have absolutely no authority removing it:
My talkpage is protected for a reason, your unprotecting of it so your sockpuppet account can edit it is an abuse of your administrative powers. I understand that you're somewhat young to fully grasp this concept. Misuse of your administrative buttons can result in a vote to have these buttons removed, which in your case is long overdue. This does not need a response, ponder over it for a while. Madclaw @ talk 17:34, 5 July 2014 (UTC)
Hey Noob![edit source]
Actually, you're not really that big of a noob anymore. Anyways, I was here to check up on you and it looks like you've been getting the hang of things. Arguing with the admins already, I'm so proud of you! Let me know if you need any help or have any questions :) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:50, 18 July 2014
WEAR IZ MAI TREE FRIDDY[edit source]
^ Radical Rocko ❤ (I'm listening...) 00:11, 23 August 2014 (UTC)
Welcome back![edit source]
From one user who hasn't been here in years to another, good to have you back. →
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