User:Modusoperandi

Grand Cross of the Order

“I've been diagnosed with Pythagorean schizophrenia. The voices in my head tell me that all the angles are dead.”

~ Modusoperandi on mental illness

Nothing says "Japan" like a trip to one of Sanrio's many Hello Titty shrines

Ego, Vanity and Whatnot

Occasionally I get up off my ass (or more correctly, sit down on it) and make a page of my own, to which no one ever goes.

I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).

My future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.

This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

This user is a spoiled Mummy's little darling. Observe their cuddliness.

Things that are in places

My very own pages

(A) indicates that I did the audio too. I'm sorry.

(S) indicates satire. While there are some funny satirical pages listed here without this warning, this symbol is for the ones that aren't funny. I'm not sorry.

(FA) and (QFA) are featured and quasi-featured articles, respectively.

Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.

Modern Period UnScripts:Alien Covenant UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road UnScripts:Prometheus (FA) 12rd Poo Lit Surprise entry: Slender Loris Best Article & (FA) TERNIMATOR SALVATION (BluesRayDVD Disk, 2009, 2DisK Set, WS, VHS) 2001: A Space Odys... 10st Poo Lit Surprise entry: UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (2th Place) Alt-Namespace Article (FA) Super! Giant Robot Team-Force (FA) & Best of (May/12) Elephant Rewrite (FA) & Best of (Feb/11) & Honorable Mention, Top 10 Articles of 2011 The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 (FA) & Best of (Nov/09) Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated) Rogue States (FA) 7nd Poo Lit Surprise entries: Childhood: an essay (2th Place) Best Article (FA) UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen) Best Alt-Namespace Article (tie) (FA) Karl Lagerfeld Best Illustrated Article (tie) (FA) & Best of (Apr/09) & #8, Top 10 Articles of 2009 Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech) (FA) The defense rests, your honor (FA) & Best of (Jan/09) HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon festival of collaboration madness with Sycamore (FA) GMT Rewrite (FA) Meet the Candidates '08 UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight (FA) & Best of (Sep/08) & #4, Top 10 Articles of 2008 School of Rock Accidentally derivative! (A) 5rd Poo Lit Surprise entries: Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face Best Alt-Namespace Article & (FA) Segue: a monologue Best Illustrated Article (QFA) The Baker's Dozen (2th Place) Best Article & (QFA) Jerry Falwell (FA) & Best of (Apr/08) UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden (FA), Best of (Jul/08) & Honorable Mention, Top 10 Articles of 2008 Magic Pantheism (A) (FA) & Best of (June/12) & Honorable Mention, Top 10 Articles of 2012 Mah Nà Mah Nà (QFA) Illegal aliens from outer space! (FA) Stephen Hawking ran over my cat‎ (FA) & Best of (May/07) & #5, Top 10 Articles of 2007 Irreducible complexity Rewrite & festival of collaboration madness with Weri long wang Future ☭f tomorrow, today! (A) (FA) HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) (FA) HowTo:Be At One With The Universe (A) (FA) UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame (FA) Dune Rewrite (FA) Sunni days and Arabian Nights (FA) UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman (FA) & Best of (May/07) Where's Her Majesty's Secret Service? The Bureaucracy Channel (FA) The Andy Griffith Show Rewrite (FA) Little Orphan Annie Rewrite (FA) UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy (FA) Solid Gold (S) (QFA) UnScripts:HMS Potatore (FA) & festival of collaboration madness with Shandon Walt Whitman (up to this version, anyway) Admins Das Love Boot Left Behind (S) Rewrite 2st Poo Lit Surprise entries: Suburban homeboy PLS Honorable Mention & (FA) Midlife Crisis Line Curmudgeon Canadians: A Retrospective (A) (FA) American Fundie Magazine (S) (FA) UnCon (FA) & 1nd Poo Lit Surprise entry Freedom of speech UnTunes 6nd PLS entry UnTunes:White trash girl (A) Best Alternate Namespace Article (FA) UnTunes:The Christmas Song (A) UnTunes:Supremes Commander (A)

UnNews UnNews:Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak UnNews:Some old guy is all dead, or something UnColumns:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!" (S) UnColumns:Spy-dair plots revonj. Revonj! (A) UnColumns:Johnnys a big poopy (FA) UnNews:Correspondent travels back in time to test paradox by killing own grandf UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (FA) UnNews:Supreme Court betrays 'We the People' on marriage (S) UnColumns:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced (S) (FA) & Best of (Mar/09) UnColumns:Dinesh D'souza - The real problem with Newtonism (FA) UnNews:Pope gets new hat UnNews:Writers' strike expands to the interweb (A) UnNews:NSA bored with your conversations UnNews:Militant atheist violence continues UnNews:GOP to host 'Wholesome Christian Conservative Republican Values' gala UnNews:Unclaimed fart leads to elevator acrimony UnNews:Sputnik is launch! (A) (FA) UnNews:Kids getting dumber UnNews:Vacationer regrets choice of destination UnNews:Suspect sought in meatball misadventure UnNews:Road trip continues after father reneges on promise UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard (FA) UnNews:Amateur magician fails to enthral crowd UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout (FA) UnNews:Mothra looking forward to retirement UnNews:You've got a little something on your face UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture (A) (FA) UnNews:Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt UnNews:Spaceman from beyond the future visits UN UnNews:Famous person does something (S) (A) UnNews:Nerds take to the skies UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war (QFA) UnNews:Boy found at home, alone (QFA) UnNews:New discovery by author of 'Versuch über ein neues Prinzip zur Auffindung der Heilkräfte der Arzneisubstanzen, nebst einigen Blicken auf die bisherigen' expected to supplant petroleum (S) UnNews:Persistent Protestants protest punishment (S) UnNews:New laws doubleplus good for consumers (FA) UnNews:National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors (S) UnNews:Limbo closes, millions homeless (S) UnNews:Kids still fucking (S) (FA) & Best of (Nov/07) UnNews:Recent Simpsons episode actually pretty funny UnNews:Starfleet Academy graduate looking forward to tour of duty UnNews:Holiday season finally winds down for Johnson family UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores! (S) (FA) UnNews:DEAR LEADER is great (A) UnNews:Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory (S) UnNews:Johnson family disappointed by new baby UnNews:Hypofaceitosis claims another victim UnNews:Justice League rocked by sexless scandal UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend (FA) UnNews:Coarse conduct confounds construction (S) UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!" (S) UnNews:Study topples pyramid, gives USDA black eye UnNews:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra" (S) UnNews:Supreme Court decision nail in coffin for Gargamel UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans (S) (A) (FA) UnNews:Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup UnNews:Local Waitress doesn't think your kid is so cute UnNews:Terrorist takedown in Maine saves Christmas (S) UnNews:Santa snagged in counterfeit crackdown (S) UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war (S) (FA) UnNews:Haggard feels "fabulous!" (S) UnNews:Fanboy disappointed by PS3 UnNews:Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations UnNews:Flash and the Furious Five split UnNews:Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet (S) UnNews:Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide Reskins Obamapedia Falwellopedia Vogonopedia festival of collaboration madness with Mordillo & Zombiebaron

L'enfant Terrible Period

As some of my earliest original pages these range from good but dry to, well, blah.

• Canada/History
• Sack Religion Warning: Some text written in "biblicaleze". Also it's really long and kind of weird. You have been warned.
• Pointless Rants:
  • Pointless Inventions
  • Pointless Hollywood

Pages that I didn't start, but have improved (hopefully)

• Conservapedia
• Nitrous
• Yakov Smirnoff
• Canada

Just the Audio

• Forum:Uncyclopedia Store: A referendum
• UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide
• UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)
• UnTunes:Be Gay
• UnNews:Dodgeball tragedy: 16 people 'out'

My Very Own Pointless...

• Gallery
• Pointless, Just Pointless Musings

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Awards..

Potatochopper of the Month October 2006 UnBooks Author of the Month December 2006 Writer of the Month January 2007 Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2007 Foolitzer Prize Winner May 2007 Article Narrator of the Month July 2007 Potatochopper of the Year 2007

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award June 2008 Writer of the Year 2008 Potatochopper of the Month September 2009 Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Shipmast Place This user is the February 2011 Playwright of the Month Even More Awards and Honours

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