Occasionally I get up off my ass (or more correctly, sit down on it) and make a page of my own, to which no one ever goes.
I also make pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, sometimes write fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that I normally make).
My future plans include the making up, followed by the playing, of bagpipe music.
This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work.
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
This user is a spoiled Mummy's little darling. Observe their cuddliness.
Things that are in places
My very own pages
(A) indicates that I did the audio too. I'm sorry.
(S) indicates satire. While there are some funny satirical pages listed here without this warning, this symbol is for the ones that aren't funny. I'm not sorry.
(FA) and (QFA) are featured and quasi-featured articles, respectively.
Bold pages are personal favourites, for reasons that escape me at the moment.