Great Seal of the Zombitanian Commie Party.png
Protected page
This article was one of the Top 10 articles of 2021

User:Zombiebaron

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Zombiepedialogo.png


Articles (Maybe)Images (490)
Awards (Yes)


There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I can roll the image, make it flutter. I can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next three decades, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to Zombiebaron.


Please use either my talkpage or Special:EmailUser/Zombiebaron to contact me.


“As one judge said to the other, 'Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.'”

Drugs on William S. Burroughs

“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”

Watchmen on Rorschach



Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
18 years, 11 months and 17 days.

Dancing psycho.gif This user was an admin on Uncyclopedia for
14 years, 2 months and 13 days.

Answer to Life.png My edits: 37,440

Future-100pxsmall.gif This user was a bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia for
9 years, 8 months and 18 days.

Master-pc.jpg This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work. Ask this user about joining!

Potatohead aqua.png
Featured version: 12 July 2021
This article has been featured on the front page. You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH.Template:FA/12 July 2021Template:FA/2021Template:FQ/12 July 2021Template:FQ/2021
Smite lightning.svg
Über-Featured Article
This article wasn't just featured on the Main Page, it became the Main Page.
LinkNinjastar.png
Cream of the Crap
This article was one of the Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2021
Top 10 articles of 2021