Zombitanian Commie Party

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Z.C.P.
Zombitanian Commie Party
Great Seal of the Zombitanian Commie Party.png
Great Seal of the ZCP
General Information
Founded2019
IdeologyGrouchomarxism-Leninadism
CountryZombia & Zombabwe
PolitburoGeorge Romero
AffiliationCommie Party of Uncyclopedia
Note the architectural perfection of Black Rock City, the newest ZCPian headquarter... Whoops! We forgot water!

Da sir brigadier supergeneral omg whataparty ZCPZombitanian Commie Party is a commie party, one of the founding members of the CPU, da Great and Eternal Commie Party of Uncyclopedia.

Prehistory[edit | edit source]

Somebody rumors dat ZCP still existed centuries before Uncyclopedia. So, it is da oldest (and, for this reason, Super Greek) party: it was founded by DA kingbaron of zombies: the Baron Ashura.

Modern history[edit | edit source]

ZCP is the ruling party in Flag of Zambia.svg Zombia and Flag of Zimbabwe.svg Zombabwe. It is headquartered in Lusakorpse and Harotten but, because of this supah cringe word play, the party built a third capital in the desert of Nevada: Black Rock City. This new town is the symbol of perfection of the Soviet Rationalist architecture. It is a gigantic Greek theatre with, in the perfect middle, the monument to our hero: the Brigadier General Tovarish Zombie Baron Ashura.

Burning Man Burn! Disco Inferno![edit | edit source]

The rightful leftful and leftfull ZCP gave us the Burning Tables of the Law. In the annual CPU meeting at Black Rock City, Nevada, all the founding parties of the Greater CPU approved the burning guidelines of the ZCP as the common (and commie) law.

Literature[edit | edit source]

Red & Black Refs[edit | edit source]

Toooo lazy... zzz... But ZCP can resurrect me... BRAAAAINS!

Zombian and Zombabwian links[edit | edit source]

  • Rotten.com