Cassicannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba

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C.C.P.P.M.
Cassicannadian Commie Party
of Pibo Manitoba
Great Seal of the Cassicannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba.png
Great Seal of the CCPPM
General Information
Founded2019
IdeologyGrouchomarxism-Leninadism
CountryO Cannada
PolitburoCewDiePie
AffiliationCommie Party of Uncyclopedia

Da Sweded CCPPMCassicannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba is our home and native commie party, one of the founding members of the CPU, da Great and Eternal Commie Party of Uncyclopedia.

History[edit | edit source]

The Cassicannadian Commie Party (CCCP) and the Commie Front of Pibo Manitoba (CFPM) merged to form the Cassicannadian Commie Party of Pibo Manitoba in 2019... And that was how the myth began. Anyway, a minority of dissidents, made up of masochistic cooks, formed the CFC (Cassicannadian Fried Chicken), a short-lived party & fast food eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a regular CCPPMmember. Nobody can betray the CCPPM.

Anthem[edit | edit source]

ಕನ್ನಡ! ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ಮತ್ತು ಸ್ಥಳೀಯ ಕೆವ್! ನಮ್ಮೆಲ್ಲರ ಪ್ಯೂಡಿಪೈ ಆಜ್ಞೆ.[1]
O Cannada!
Our home and native Cassie!
The PewDiePie in all of us command.
With blowing farts, we see the rice,
Meaningless words are free!
From the EFPEC,
O Cannada, we stand on guard for thee.
Mao keep our land, aymsploturd-free!
O CPU, we stand on guard for tea!
O CPU, we stand on guard for tree!

Ce Vinh Dong: the Vietnamese special forces[edit | edit source]

Pepé Le PewDiePie stands on guaяd foя thee too! Vote 4 CCPPM

The Cể Vỉnh Đổng (CVD), officially the "Hochiminhist-Sankarist Vietnamese Red Maple Army of Da CCPPM", is the super secret elite special force commando of the CCPPM. This sort of SWAT is based in the Vietnamese city of Vinh. The CVD's battle march and anthem is an arcane ancient warfare song whose engraved tables were found on the bottom of Mekong River, and whose meaning is still unknown. Anthem's title is "SLẰPPẮLLÂPPÃ LẶPPẢLLẦPPẤ CẠCẶTỎNỂDỈTỮCẪN! SLẰPPẮLLÂPPÃ LẶPPẢLLẦPPẤ CẠCẶTỎNỂDỈTỮCẪN! TSỄ TỰNG! CỆ VỊNH! VĨNH ĐỖNG! ZẺ ĐỘNG!"

The history of Pepé Le PewDiePie joining CCPPM[edit | edit source]

SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!

The history of Mao Zedong joining CCPPM[edit | edit source]

TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG!

The history of the Wolvervandal joining CCPPM[edit | edit source]

WAL-SALL! WAL-SALL! WAL-SALL! WAL-SALL!

The history of aimsploTURD kickbanned by 1 and 100 reasons[edit | edit source]

KICK HIM! KICK-HIM! KICK HIM! KICK-HIM! CACAMSPLOTURDITUCAN!

Refairences[edit | edit source]

  1. Strophe for Cannadian-speaking members from Bangalore

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