Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea

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Wolverhampton upon
The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea
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General Information
Founded2012
Former countryEngland
StatusUnited Kommiedom
DependenciesBirmingham, Bromwich, Coventry, Dudley, Walsall
HeadquarterC.P.U.
AwardsWolverpedia
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Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea (WUTJTOD), da milfist city depraved as The Todd, da soopa city, da itselfish empire, is a city dat once was in England and now represents the United Kommiedom and the headquarter of the Commie Party of Uncyclopedia. It borders with The Other Wolverhampton.

History[edit | edit source]

See also: SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN

WUTJTOD seceded from the UK, the GB, the England, the Midlands and Wolverhampton and became da Imperial City and Bestest Socialist Republic and Bestest Page to Kickban. After the founding act of the Commie Party of Uncyclopedia, WUTJTOD and whole Wolverhampton became its Headquarter and the capital of Uncyclopedia.

Geography[edit | edit source]

Uhm.... Uhm... Oh da fuck: this page is better best to write as wandolysm dat as serious page. I cannot into writings cuz I are of genius and plos into bannings me and etc etc... Wolverpedia is da bestest geographic guide to know the beautiest of da Greater Wutjtodish Wolverhampton.

Politics[edit | edit source]

Commie Party of Uncyclopedia rules WUTJTOD. The current mayor is da Darke Lady Clare Tse Tung, and the current city's secretary of the CPU is Lady Wulfurna, aka Lord Wulfurn, aka Baron Ashura, aka The Aracuan.

Transport[edit | edit source]

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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about The Other Wolverhampton.

Although The Otherhampton has a sort of Light Sugarfree Metro, WUTJTOD needs moar 'n moar. We are stealing the London Tube tube piece by piece, to reassemble it in our glorious 'n diarrhoic capital. If you don't believe, try to take a look to Aldwych branch (VANISHED!), to the London Post Office Railway (POOF!), to Trafalgar station... As usual, the imperialists build to waste, the CPU recycle, steal and reuse wisely, all for the good of the people. Next step: the entire Croydon Tramway. A CPUized Sovietic city needs Streetcar as water!

The Huffington Huffs[edit | edit source]

The CPU Headquarter

Twin cities[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

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See also[edit | edit source]

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