SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN/Opossumist Aaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio
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 Great Seal of the O.A.C.P | |
| General Information | |
|---|---|
| Founded | 2023 |
| Ideology | Grouchomarxism-Leninadism |
| Country | Ojaio |
| Politburo | Old Chowg |
| Mottos | (former) Unfunny Retards of Ventucky, Untie! [sic] (current) That's an O, not a D, Come On! |
The Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio (O.A.C.P [sic]), commonly known simply as the Opossumists, is a commie party, and a relatively new member of the CPU, da Great and Eternal Commie Party of Uncyclopedia.
While the International Squawdian Liberal Commie Party of Olula is entirely anti-SoCal, the O.A.C.P [sic] only hates parts of SoCal that are south or east of Ventura County. Specifically, western Ventura County. Fuck Oxnard, Camarillo and Thousand Oaks as well.
History[edit | edit source]
The Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ventucky was founded in Ventucky, California in December of 2023. In January 2024, under the supposed influence of the great gods Chowg and Aracuanius, it merged with the Opossumist Ketchicanuck Lemonist Party and moved its headquarters to Ojaio, thus becoming the Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio. The followers of the party seized control of the town and stamped their great seal onto the town's wooden city hall. To this day the Opossumists govern all activity in the small town.
Anthem[edit | edit source]
Oh folks of all the nations,
Hurl thy expectorations,
You've received invitations,
To Possum out the sea!
Bane to all our oppressors,
Even all you confessors,
And you high school professors,
Long live O.A.C.P!
And we'll be in the trees,
Screaming as we please,
Together we'll with ease,
We'll set the retards free!
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Above you see the amazing cognitive ability of the average O.A.C.P member at work.
