User:OPOSSUM
All About The Deranged Moccasin-Sporting Wheely Willy Reincarnation From Hell Himself
(No seriously, there's a Wikipedia admin who actually believes that I am THE Willy on Wheels. PS I WAS IN BED WITH LUNA ONCE)
I am the physical embodiment of the state of California, and apparently Alaska as well now. I believe in the radical theory that the yak that nearly raped Denzo during his sojourn to Canada was actually a muskox.54 Also true to my word,
This user is currently on Pacific Daylight Time. It is currently 5:54 P.M. (17:54) for this user. |
Nowadays I rarely make actual contributions to this website, I just screw around occasionally.
kʰanawi ənsaykʰlupitiya-tayi ɬaska tiki man pi məkʰmək palaks kʰanawi san[edit | edit source]
Believe it or not, I am also a minor very large contributor on the Chinook Jargon version of Wikimedia Incubator under the name POSSUM chowg.
(Yes, Chinook Jargon is a real language with real wikimedia incubator pages in it.)
OPOSSUM on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:POSSUM_chowg
Opossum's Not-so-Rabid Facts, Some are a bit too serious for me. Just so you know, I do not have serious standards, thank you very much. |
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“Ast the spinkly dagers charkly crangest wan spooth, micks quashest hilthily ungst mong for dawvens.”
This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather. |
This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia. |
This user was nearly banned on the Finnish Wikipedia. |
This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal. |
ɬatwa pi məkʰmək əx̣, kʰamuksh |
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
my anti-drug
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This user is a ninja and is hiding in your toilet. |
This user glorifies the Unabomber, and may or may not have been involved in his actions. |
This user started Chess on Uncyclopedia, but seldom plays it. |
Fenris was here. |
Opossum's Great Sack o' Dogshit (and why it's full of dogshit!)[edit | edit source]
Mario Kart (actually good, maybe!)
Wendigo (too short!)
HowTo:Read the International Phonetic Alphabet (too serious!)
Mount McKinley (mundane and fucked up!)
Chinook Jargon (really bad article!)
NoFap (another user's page, rewritten from the ground up!)
Anenome [sic] (abandoned!)
That time I was swallowed by a whale during my sojourn in the Mediterranean (too biblical!)
Chess, the MMORPG (nobody's online anymore! This game is so dead!)
Aimo Koivunen (relatively funny but still work in progress!)
Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio (TSE TUNG!)
Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate (pulled out of the dumpster.)
Haida (what the actual fuck)
Caillou Let's expand it to 8KB!
this website is ruining my life.
Now I will ruin yours 😈
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