User:OPOSSUM
How do I solve my addiction and finally leave this place?
All About The Deranged Moccasin-Sporting Wheely Willy Reincarnation From Hell Himself
(No seriously, there's a Wikipedia admin who actually believes that I am THE Willy on Wheels. PS I WAS IN BED WITH LUNA ONCE)
I am the physical embodiment of the state of California, and apparently Alaska as well now. I believe in the radical theory that the yak that nearly raped Denzo during his sojourn to Canada was actually a muskox. Also true to my word,
This user is currently on Pacific Standard Time. It is currently 5:11 A.M. (5:11) for this user. |
Nowadays I rarely make actual contributions to this website, I just screw around occasionally.
kʰanawi ənsaykʰlupitiya-tayi ɬaska q’at man pi məkʰmək palaks kʰanawi san[edit | edit source]
Believe it or not, I am also a minor very large contributor on the Chinook Jargon version of Wikimedia Incubator under the name POSSUM chowg.
(Yes, Chinook Jargon is a real language with real wikimedia incubator pages in it.)
OPOSSUM on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:POSSUM_chowg
Opossum's Not-so-Rabid Facts, Some are a bit too serious for me. Just so you know, I do not have serious standards, thank you very much. |
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“Ast the spinkly dagers charkly crangest wan spooth, micks quashest hilthily ungst mong for dawvens.”
This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather. |
This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia. |
This user was nearly banned on the Finnish Wikipedia. |
This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal. |
This user is a proud member of the Gopher Party. |
ɬatwa pi məkʰmək əx̣, kʰamuksh |
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
my anti-drug
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This user is a ninja and is sometimes black, sometimes white. |
This user glorifies the Unabomber, and may or may not have been involved in his actions. |
This user started Chess on Uncyclopedia, but seldom plays it. |
This user has escaped from Ojai. |
Fenris was here. |
ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ |
ㅤ DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :] |
Fenris2010 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for |
Sniff! A Hesuususueueuwowieoisjwshhahehehhenrytajwjsiwhengaihentainwiwiwjjwehtao sniffed this user! It smells like cum! |
Opossum's Great Sack o' Dogshit (and why it's full of dogshit!)[edit | edit source]
Mario Kart (actually good, maybe!)
Wendigo (too short!)
HowTo:Read the International Phonetic Alphabet (too serious!)
Mount McKinley (mundane and fucked up!)
Chinook Jargon (really bad article!)
NoFap (another user's page, rewritten from the ground up!)
Anenome [sic] (abandoned!)
That time I was swallowed by a whale during my sojourn in the Mediterranean (too biblical!)
Chess, the MMORPG (nobody's online anymore! This game is so dead!)
Aimo Koivunen (relatively funny but still work in progress!)
Opossumist Aaaaaaaaan Commie Party of Ojaio (TSE TUNG!)
UnGames:Chess (Well, that escalated quickly.)
Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate (pulled out of the dumpster.)
Haida (what the actual fuck)
Caillou Let's expand it to 8KB!
Ice Age (franchise) (blander than your grandmother’s casserole.)
Several edit wars with some deer from Washington with massive power delusions as well. All of such edit wars were fucking retarded.
this website is ruining my life.
Now I will ruin yours 😈
- American Uncyclopedians
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- Ventura County, California
- Moccasins
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