UnVoyage:Anchorage

Anchorage

Anchorage is in the largest city in Alaska (which doesn't mean that much because its Alaska). It is known for its climate of rain snow and nothing else.

Get in

There are many ways to get into Anchorage. The most popular of which is by dogsled which many tourists have called amazing (as long as you don't get mauled)

Get around

Bus

Dogsleds are actually the only way to get around when it's snowy, trust me.

The bus in Anchorage only requires a fine of 10 pounds of red meat for the dogs and 10 bucks for the humans it is required not to give the dogs beans or else you are in violation of the chemical warfare act.

Car

Cars are very rare in Anchorage tourist instead are urged to BYODS (bring your own dogsled).

See

You can see Russia from local backyards.

Do

You can do: Sarah Palin although we don't recommend it. Get frozen to death and than thawed out by the rain (an integral part of the Alaska experience.

Buy

You should buy your own dogsled. Rentals are no good.

Eat

Great place for seal meat.

Seal meat is incredibly popular in Alaska.

Sleep

You should stay here if you can afford it.

Numerous igloos are scattered around Anchorage for your convenience.

Stay safe

Avoid bloodthirsty rouge dogsled dogs, don't stay out for too long (you really will freeze to death),don't keep meat in your pocket when riding the "bus", and don't go on a dogsled up a mountain.

Respect

The best way to dress in Anchorage is to wear an AC strapped around you.

Connect

if you want civilization don't go to Anchorage.

Go next

Antarctica.

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