UnVoyage:How to make an article

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Here's how to make an unVoyage article! Really, this is just the format of most WikiVoyage articles. Sue me, Jimbo.

(This is just a guide for the most general kind of article, but you can always go crazy and invent your own guidelines for your own UnVoyage article. This is Uncyclopedia, after all; we don't care the kind of article you do as long as it's funny)

General tips

• Be sure to place some nice images throughout the article.
• If you steal a section from a mainspace article, be sure to credit its author somehow.
• Also, note if you spork from an external website.
• Keep things succinct while still providing depth into how to travel to these places and have the worst experience.
• It might be a good idea to place some external links into the article to further give the appearance of a WikiVoyage article.
• Call your mom sometimes.

UnVoyage:Place name

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Firstly, be sure to place the template {{unv}} at the top.

Place name (also mention the name in other languages) is [talk generally about the place, the country it's in, etc. Here is where you put general (not specific) info about the place, and such.]

Understand

History

Give a brief description of the history of the place. If you want, steal from the original article on that country if it exists, but be sure to give credit to that article's author somehow.

Talk

Give some information about the language used in that place. Again, steal from the article on that language if you'd like.

Get in

Here is where you would give some information as to how to arrive in this place - airport info, bus routes, etc.

Get around

Bus

Give info about various modes of transportation within the place, like the subway, Uber, etc.

Car

Car.

Bicycle/On Foot

Because biking and walking are healthy for you. And you might just spot something new and special while you are doing something healthy for a change.

See

• Landmark name is a famous landmark here. [Now give some info about that landmark and how to access it.]
• This landmark is also cool. [You can give external links if you'd like, along with in-site links if they exist.]

Do

You can do:

• This event is an annual festival that takes place here.
• That museum offers free tickets to tourists on the second Whatsday of every month.

Buy

How to buy stuff. Mention whether the accept credit cards, and talk about the currency of the place.

Eat

• This restaurant has some cool stuff.
• That restaurant was visited by Guy Fieri.

Drink

Same as eat, but drinking.

Stay safe

How to stay safe in your place. Here give general tips or rules of thumb on staying safe, avoiding getting robbed. Don't mention police information here, that is later.

Respect

How to dress. Here is where you might mention some cultural customs of this area, such as not to give the white power okay sign to stranger.

Contact

Numbers to call for help/911.

Go next

[[A place to go next]]