That time I was swallowed by a whale during my sojourn in the Mediterranean
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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
sailing in a fucking boat to Tarshish, doing my running-away-from-God thing with the Nineveh shit and the fish, right? Like, seafaring badass shit.
and this fucking whale[edit | edit source]
bursts out of the sea, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the fish, he opens his mouth wide open for me.
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
knife and tried to cut my way out of this thing, but now it literally fucking swallowed me! WTF?
I barely got away after the whale vomited me out and I got a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly digested me.