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Thou fool wants maze ideas! So I shalleth deliver!

1. chase the exit? like it's running away from you and you have to click the exit before it's too late. it gets progressively slower so you can't really click it at the beginning but you can definitely click it at the end. okay this idea is kinda like an ultra-rare steak if it was an idea but whatever.
2. you can proceed to do something similar to the vancouverite sojourn boss for level 20
3. quiz section? like basically, there's text that, for example, says "what's 1+1? red = 1, blue = 2, green = 3, orange = 4", and you'd have to find the exit of the corresponding colour of the answer.
4. combine level 14's traversal mechanic with level 13's spinner, but make the spinner spit out less particles so you can dodge it, and make the particles smaller
5. or, instead of the idea above, have a box that slowly moves across the map, eventually ending up at the exit, while having several explosions spitting out particles that you have to dodge. so you have to dodge particles in the box
6. have a top and bottom wall, and make them move in the same direction, such in a way so you can't stay in the same spot by just afking, but making sure it doesn't move that fast.
7. actually, take the above idea to the EXTREME. have the same wall idea, but copy and paste it 5 times, and make them all move at different times, at different speeds.
8. whatever the hell level 28 is from the world's hardest game
9. what about a timed bullet hell level? aka you have like, 30 seconds to dodge a bunch of shit. after that, the exit appears.
10. have the bottom of the level slowly flood in with blood ketchup so you have to make it to the end fast
11. just have a really long and grueling maze
12. spinning maze.
13. moving maze.
14. attach the maze to a drunken mosquito! nah jk

that's all i could think of. most of these ideas suck. but here you go. enjoy 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:49, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

I couldn't thank you more, dude. That's way more ideas than I ever expected. 11/10 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

More bullshit!

I have hidden some of those little snapper things that you throw at the ground under your toilet seat! PREPARE TO SUFFER! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:31, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

A complete list of reasons why Anaheim should not be nuked

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 14:13, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: As a Californian, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:49, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Vancouver is now 10% of the entirety of MITK.

alright, to put this into perspective...

if you were to get the total area of each all 4 states and 1 province you go through just to make it to ketchikan, the greater vancouver area would be approximately 0.089% of the entire journey. 0.089%. actually, comparing the greater vancouver area and the area of california gives a percentage of vancouver being 0.7% the area of california.

and this city makes up 10% of the entire game.

ain't that sick??? it's now 80% the size of Escape from Ojai!!! and if the squaw deer marathon was replaced with an offset, it's now the same size as EfO!!!

all for a city that's about 20 kilometers wide. all for a city that makes up 3000 square kilometers. i really took the extra 1608 meters with this one (that's a mile for you westerners), didn't i 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:57, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

question

what are you trying to do? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:44, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I'm trying to delete Soviet's userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:45, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

...and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:47, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: You know, Soviet wants to have his userpage deleted. And there are plenty of users who don't have a userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah, but most of those users without userpage rarely ever edit on Uncyclopedia. also, I'm pretty sure there was a rule on Uncyclopedia that the signature must take to the user's userpage. I'm not sure if I dreamed that rule, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:55, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: this, perchance? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:56, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

as a matter of fact; no, I haven't dreamed it.. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Soviet is far from the most active user here. And the rule actually says "Direct users to your userpage so that they can leave you any additional feedback they might have". Nobody leaves feedback on user pages; this very likely was supposed to mean "talk page". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 9 November 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

my dad was wearing Moccasins. what do you have to say about this GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:44, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: Send help. You must have infected him with Uncyclosporiasis. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:12, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

its too late. he already knows. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:14, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

bad thing about having thumbsucker

remember the "i love british petroleum" guy who goatsed moccasins? i accidentally clicked the file... got any grapes bleach? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:44, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Forgot about him. Why did you have to remind me? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:46, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:47, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: OK, maybe it's a good thing that I never asked for thumbsuck, because I probably would have gotten it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

and why does this remind me of the wizard of rape limericks on here Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:53, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

vandal thing idk

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THE WRIST GAME!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2a02:c7c:a49c:ad00:1d6:834:1910:c936 (talk • contribs)

File:OTB AD.jpg

Can you update File:OTB AD.jpg since the game was renamed to Bust into Boston? Sovieт☭ 16:35, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: Done! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:52, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

look what i made

Móckasiin is displeased. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 04:13, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

It's odd, but for some reason, this made me think of moccasins. How peculiar. --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 23:19, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

Vandalism

Are you done with people vandalizing your user talk page? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:35, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Nope. Only my userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

the reason

twas Dani and RealDonaldTrump who put the chemicals in the water fucked up all the userboxes – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

I will trout the living crap out of both of them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

on yankees sucking

did we both come up with the idea of a category on the yankees sucking at the same time? Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:19, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Yep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:20, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

thou

could you make a shitty MS Paint version of a turb0? i imagine them as being spheres with Red Sox hats and legs for some reason Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:55, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

That's what i get for being on recent changes 24/7 but they all wear blue pants Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

VANDALISIM!

I'M EIVL! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Signature Test

<nosubst>Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's nineth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇)</nosubst> 00:46, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Use this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:OPOSSUM/ChristmasSig|[[User:OPOSSUM]]}} Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:49, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Test 2: Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: There, I got it working. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

have ya heard about the strangler? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Actually, I haven't. Also, must I ask, do you consider Batman Returns and Die Hard to be Christmas movies? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:54, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Die Hard, yes. Never seen the other one though. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:55, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

I hid a moccasins reference somewhere in my userpage. See if you can find it... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

It was pretty easy. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 15:47, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Yeah. please make sure you wipe your moccasins on the carpet before visiting my page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:49, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Or else... ill be forced to unleash the grues crowded in that cage to come and fuckin eat you. They are well trained and well-fed. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:54, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Hey OPOSSUM

Guess who's back, back again... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:35, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Well, I actually guessed, and I guessed wrong. I thought it would be Yansik. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 03:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

POWER TO IDIOTS

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nigga67 (talk • contribs)

Hey, that exists. It's called Idiocracy. It's a movie. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:42, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Heya

Bit eager to finish Make it to Ketchikan, eh? And there's that one part in Alaska that the IP man edited and forgot about? Well, uh, I kinda had an idea for that section. So, from my knowledge, ULTRAKILL is this kinda shooter game? Kinda like Doom but wayyy fucking faster? Yeah... so remember this one page in the Yakutat trail where it becomes a fucking shooter game? Do you wanna contact 168.whatever the hell his IP is man and tell him that you're gonna revamp his part? That way, you'll have 'nother part of MITK finished.

And about Vancouver's Backroom section, I probably will have the time to work on it soon! The Priest Goofball mod is practically done, and I've released another video to keep the Deltarotters at bay. Not much has to be done, most routes are basically finished. I planned on it to connect to the UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EndOfTheWorld page, where you'd get the nuclear launch codes in the Backrooms, take the ferry to Port Angeles, and then launch the nukes at Tacoma. I've reorganized my schedule to be maximum production, so I'll probably be pumping out high quality pages soon. Oh well. Toodle-loo! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:31, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: I might talk to Schism about it soon, even though I know absolutely nothing about Ultrakill. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:11, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Also, I believe that I've compiled every single red link in VANS-BR, see User:Alula/MITK redlink list. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks bud! I'll definitely work on it after I fix some stuff outta my fix some stuff here and after the Christmas holiday frenzy at my house is over. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:03, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: No problem, dude! Christmas where I currently am (Texas) has been pretty chill so far. Got some new jeans. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Well I'm back after a while... but the real Christmas hangout has just to begun in my house! I just got a cool-ass telescope for Christmas and a plush trout for my cat. That's all I need in life, after all. Honestly, if you need a date for when Vancouverite Sojourn will be finished, expect by the end of Janurary. I've gotten another person to help me create the Priest Goofball mod, and after that, I probably need to ask in the Kristal Discord (bleh, my friend group's already as retarded as it is, i can't imagine what a group of deltarotters would be like... actually my friend group's worse. if you want to i can send you a gif i found from that. this is my actual opinion. this is why i haven't been able to work on the mod), so I expect to finish it halfway through January, or even earlier! If there's one thing I just have to say, it's just to be patient.

My little adopted cousin's come back for my family's Christmas party. I'm doing the usual stuff. He really, really likes Smash Brothers. Sometimes, when I get bored of it and wanna talk to the other guys, I change my guy to a computer player and mash buttons. He still hasn't noticed that I'm not actually playing the game with him. Is it mean? Yes. But you know, with little kids, you gotta do what you gotta do. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:12, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Lunatic.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:53, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, you bastards

01:47, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:57, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

well fuck

i was gonna make a userbox out of one i saw on your page before... you know... but now... yeah. i still made it.

This user wants to be an administrator, but will almost certainly never be one.

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:19, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Nice. But considering that it's a minor variation of an already existing userbox, is there really a purpose for this? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:26, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

there's another one? fuck again Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:28, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Template:Wants to be an Admin Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

This page is under attack

For your crimes against peanut-butter, this page is under fire, literally. I await your counter-attack. RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 18:11, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

@RedKingLikesPeanutbutter: Cool logo! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:52, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you! RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 18:55, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

you won the shitty sig contest

here you go

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:24, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you so much Turb0. Maybe I should make an awards subpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:44, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Yay? I think. Well done Opossum RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 22:27, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

It was easy, because I was the only contestant. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:13, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

I see

RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 15:14, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck happened

I disappear for three days, and then the Canadian flag is vandalized on AIBOPAAT, Alula's gay pink spreads, a bunch of 2026 categories are made, I get UOTM, and then Dani keeps making more references to Deltarune? At this rate, I'm gonna be the chillest Deltarotter on this website, and I'm making a fucking mod for the game! And this is the part of the year that people call "boring"... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:12, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

i had no part in the pimking of the lerf Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:13, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Be glad you weren't here. I lost half my brain cells just in the past couple of days. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Wha? How'd you lose half of your brain cells in three days?!?!? Oh, it's because of ASBOQAAT and Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting, isn't it? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:47, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

And Alula's and DaniPine's ########. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:48, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

They fucked each other? Wow. Can't believe that. No seriously, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just that stupid. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:27, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

totally batshit idea

you should MIDI-fy dirty water Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:47, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

and put it in an UnGame or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:52, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, I could do that. Expect it to be crappy though. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:24, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

i wouldn't have it any other way --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:33, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Not technically a Midi, but I could convert it to one.

Alright guys, I tried. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:51, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

how... just how the fuck does it work!? all we need is for gerg to stop being a lazigerg and redo 16-bit night and we've got an album! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:56, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

and i'm going to try to make an album cover for MITK for absolutely no good reason, and you should convince me to stop Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:00, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm afraid I can't stop you from creating this album cover. But anyway, how the fuck does what work? My crappiness, or Gergdown's laziness? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

i guess the crappiness Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:04, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

"Oh No Chanada" should be in the album --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:19, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

my 30 seconds with one hand and photoshop

Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 02:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

well...

it's done. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:52, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

I see that sneaky lil sun in the corner --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:01, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

and on the topic of this, i'm making an a page on it. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:51, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

this zork thing

i remember seeing you do something kind of like this, but with an AI. you should do it with the AI in a forum or something General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I might do that next. And, you know, I've also done similar games like this before. You remember Forum:Ralph's Radical Rock (Choos* Your Own Adv*ntur*), and maybe the "OPOSSUM, The Dungeon Master" LPTEW thread, don't you? OK, maybe the latter of those was before you joined. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

the dungeon master one was actually the one that had me think of this General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 22:10, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I was going to do this with the Oregon Trail but I didn't want to upload a fuckton of screenshots of the game. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:11, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

radical rock, huh? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

thee fucc?

what's going on with all the moccassin stuff, the recent changes tab is borked Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 21:32, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I started a competition. Whoever types the words "moccasins" into my userpage the most gets to be the new Moccasin Man. See Forum:Last person to edit wins, God I hate that place. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I may be disqualified...

But can I still cause chaos on your userpage? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Hell yeah, hee hee hee! Just because you can't win doesn't mean you can't force other people to lose! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

hey uh

maybe there should be some kind of rule limiting bots? or at least counting bot edits differently --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Good idea if the bots actually show up, but let's cross that bridge when we come to it. I wanna see what Soviet comes up with. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:26, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

*ahem* --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:28, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright. If your bot writes "moccasins" the most, then your bot wins, not you. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

EHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEe

your user page is now the second longest page on the site! how do you feel? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

It's so big that it's making me feel a bit laggy and unresponsive. Like they're gonna yell at me at work for being slow. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yu fuking traeter

yu fuking traeter. wy doo yu suport the Yankees? yu ar comiting hie treasin Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 15:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

we already vandalized his userpage General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm honestly not entirely pro-Yankee, I'd say I'm more neutral. In fact, when this stupid userpage vandalism competition is over, I'll change my nationality to Swiss. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 16:00, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

time to advertise the dumb userbox i made --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:40, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Are we allowed to delete other people's moccasins?

need reply, urgent.--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yes General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Maniacally laughs--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:51, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes, but the other peoples' moccasins still count if you do that. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

well it doesn't even matter because every time I try to edit the page my chromebook's keyboard stops working and I have to restart my computer --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

try blanking the page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alas, 'tis over.

it was fun while it lasted. bye, i'm going to go do my homework now. Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright. Glad I had work off today. My job might be crappy and part time, but it allowed me to keep things from getting TOO out of hand. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

and just as i had perfected the ultimate lag machine... Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 00:12, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

put it on your own userpage people will love it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:24, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i toned it way down on my userpage, it would barely even allow me to edit it was sooo bad before (i.e. would have gotten me banned or at least yelled at for sure, but would have been worth it) Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 00:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Just saying...

If you REALLY wanna work on the Backrooms section of Vancouverite Sojourn, then yeah, you can work on it. I really don't know when I'll work on it again, so I'm giving you the option to work on it if you really want the game to be finished. If not, then I'll probably work on it in, like, in February... probably. If you actually wanna work on it, I'll tell you the deets. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but I kind of don't. In fact, I'm planning on quitting Uncyc for good (for real this time, I swear!) after I finish making that stupid caveman game; it's time for me to move on with my life. I've got new goals now, like finding a (full-time) job and eventually moving out of the house. My (former) unemployment and (current) abundance of time on my hands are what's still keeping me on this site. But you can keep working on your Make it to Ketchikan section! Also, to be honest, I never really cared about the Backrooms in general anyway. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i'll miss you.. for a month and then you'll be back --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:41, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I'll get an admin to ban me or something. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

About your LPTEWbanner, I have a really dumb way of doing it... see my common css on how to do it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:04, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i call dibs on your estate General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Thank you so much Gergdown! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:07, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Before you go...

You're good with css right? I have a plagueing issue with {{Template:InternetJail}} where it appears as an overlay box, (very good), but then my attempts to make a red x button seems to not work (very bad). Which would be ok what with the theme of the article its for, HOWEVER it also completely blocks users from editing in any way, which is not amazing. Unsure if <label> is even a thing, im starting to think it's not but i couldnt think of any other way to get an X on there to close the darn thing... halp Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 01:23, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: if the article you're creating will simply be that "InternetJail" popout, then I think it would make more sense for the template code to be the page itself. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you're right. I'll move and qvfd Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 01:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

MK, I'm not leaving until UnGames:OBS 9000BC is finished. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:28, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, MK, I'm not as good at CSS as you think I am, but I think I've gotten the X working... kind of. Also, I've noticed that you say "bork" a lot. Are you, like, the Swedish Chef from the Muppets' cousin or something? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 14:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

no worries. i even turned to evil and begged claude.ai to help make sense of it last night, and that accomplished nothing except making it even more messy. in my head i thought i could just make the x like [[pagename|x]] or something like that and force place it in the corner, but for whatever reason that just didn't work. also nooooo i did live in sweden for a little bit during covid, (lil fun fact :3 ), but no relation to any chef except my mother!! and thanks! Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 15:19, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

if you go

can i have some of your subpages --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Which ones? But yes, you can. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

opossumopedia and opossumopedia-like pages --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:49, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Are you still gonna call it Opossumopedia? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 03:21, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe opossumandfishpedia or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:08, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

if there's any you don't want put them in turb0pedia General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:26, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

opossumandfishandturb0pedia --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe it'll be less confusing if you let it as "OPOSSUMpedia". btw, OPOSSUM, is it true you're quiting Uncyc? because we're gonna miss you here... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Not yet. But I already disabled my ability to read LPTEW with my commons.css, so you won't be seeing me there. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 16:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

any way I can help

with the caveman game? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:07, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

You could give me some ideas for it. I'm already running a bit low on those! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

ideas:

• natural disaster survival (tornado, earthquake, etc)
• dinosaurs, somehow
• tameable pet(s)
• wacky hijinks involving fire

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:29, 14 January 2026 (UTC)