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Thou fool wants maze ideas! So I shalleth deliver!

1. chase the exit? like it's running away from you and you have to click the exit before it's too late. it gets progressively slower so you can't really click it at the beginning but you can definitely click it at the end. okay this idea is kinda like an ultra-rare steak if it was an idea but whatever.
2. you can proceed to do something similar to the vancouverite sojourn boss for level 20
3. quiz section? like basically, there's text that, for example, says "what's 1+1? red = 1, blue = 2, green = 3, orange = 4", and you'd have to find the exit of the corresponding colour of the answer.
4. combine level 14's traversal mechanic with level 13's spinner, but make the spinner spit out less particles so you can dodge it, and make the particles smaller
5. or, instead of the idea above, have a box that slowly moves across the map, eventually ending up at the exit, while having several explosions spitting out particles that you have to dodge. so you have to dodge particles in the box
6. have a top and bottom wall, and make them move in the same direction, such in a way so you can't stay in the same spot by just afking, but making sure it doesn't move that fast.
7. actually, take the above idea to the EXTREME. have the same wall idea, but copy and paste it 5 times, and make them all move at different times, at different speeds.
8. whatever the hell level 28 is from the world's hardest game
9. what about a timed bullet hell level? aka you have like, 30 seconds to dodge a bunch of shit. after that, the exit appears.
10. have the bottom of the level slowly flood in with blood ketchup so you have to make it to the end fast
11. just have a really long and grueling maze
12. spinning maze.
13. moving maze.
14. attach the maze to a drunken mosquito! nah jk

that's all i could think of. most of these ideas suck. but here you go. enjoy 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:49, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

I couldn't thank you more, dude. That's way more ideas than I ever expected. 11/10 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

More bullshit!

I have hidden some of those little snapper things that you throw at the ground under your toilet seat! PREPARE TO SUFFER! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻01:37 11 27 '25 13:31, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

A complete list of reasons why Anaheim should not be nuked

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻01:37 11 27 '25 14:13, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: As a Californian, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:49, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Vancouver is now 10% of the entirety of MITK.

alright, to put this into perspective...

if you were to get the total area of each all 4 states and 1 province you go through just to make it to ketchikan, the greater vancouver area would be approximately 0.089% of the entire journey. 0.089%. actually, comparing the greater vancouver area and the area of california gives a percentage of vancouver being 0.7% the area of california.

and this city makes up 10% of the entire game.

ain't that sick??? it's now 80% the size of Escape from Ojai!!! and if the squaw deer marathon was replaced with an offset, it's now the same size as EfO!!!

all for a city that's about 20 kilometers wide. all for a city that makes up 3000 square kilometers. i really took the extra 1608 meters with this one (that's a mile for you westerners), didn't i 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:57, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

question

what are you trying to do? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:44, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I'm trying to delete Soviet's userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:45, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

...and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:47, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: You know, Soviet wants to have his userpage deleted. And there are plenty of users who don't have a userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah, but most of those users without userpage rarely ever edit on Uncyclopedia. also, I'm pretty sure there was a rule on Uncyclopedia that the signature must take to the user's userpage. I'm not sure if I dreamed that rule, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:55, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: this, perchance? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:56, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

as a matter of fact; no, I haven't dreamed it.. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Soviet is far from the most active user here. And the rule actually says "Direct users to your userpage so that they can leave you any additional feedback they might have". Nobody leaves feedback on user pages; this very likely was supposed to mean "talk page". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 9 November 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

my dad was wearing Moccasins. what do you have to say about this GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:44, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: Send help. You must have infected him with Uncyclosporiasis. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:12, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

its too late. he already knows. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:14, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

bad thing about having thumbsucker

remember the "i love british petroleum" guy who goatsed moccasins? i accidentally clicked the file... got any grapes bleach? _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:44, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Forgot about him. Why did you have to remind me? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:46, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:47, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: OK, maybe it's a good thing that I never asked for thumbsuck, because I probably would have gotten it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

and why does this remind me of the wizard of rape limericks on here _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:53, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

vandal thing idk

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THE WRIST GAME!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2a02:c7c:a49c:ad00:1d6:834:1910:c936 (talk • contribs)

File:OTB AD.jpg

Can you update File:OTB AD.jpg since the game was renamed to Bust into Boston? Sovieт☭ 16:35, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: Done! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:52, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

look what i made

Móckasiin is displeased. _KUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 04:13, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

It's odd, but for some reason, this made me think of moccasins. How peculiar. --Gammakid999 talk to me here (or come get a free sample of meth) 23:19, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

Vandalism

Are you done with people vandalizing your user talk page? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:35, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Nope. Only my userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

the reason

twas Dani and RealDonaldTrump who put the chemicals in the water fucked up all the userboxes – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

I will trout the living crap out of both of them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

on yankees sucking

did we both come up with the idea of a category on the yankees sucking at the same time? Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:19, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Yep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:20, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

thou

could you make a shitty MS Paint version of a turb0? i imagine them as being spheres with Red Sox hats and legs for some reason Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:55, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

That's what i get for being on recent changes 24/7 but they all wear blue pants Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

VANDALISIM!

I'M EIVL! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 04:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)