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Thou fool wants maze ideas! So I shalleth deliver!

1. chase the exit? like it's running away from you and you have to click the exit before it's too late. it gets progressively slower so you can't really click it at the beginning but you can definitely click it at the end. okay this idea is kinda like an ultra-rare steak if it was an idea but whatever.
2. you can proceed to do something similar to the vancouverite sojourn boss for level 20
3. quiz section? like basically, there's text that, for example, says "what's 1+1? red = 1, blue = 2, green = 3, orange = 4", and you'd have to find the exit of the corresponding colour of the answer.
4. combine level 14's traversal mechanic with level 13's spinner, but make the spinner spit out less particles so you can dodge it, and make the particles smaller
5. or, instead of the idea above, have a box that slowly moves across the map, eventually ending up at the exit, while having several explosions spitting out particles that you have to dodge. so you have to dodge particles in the box
6. have a top and bottom wall, and make them move in the same direction, such in a way so you can't stay in the same spot by just afking, but making sure it doesn't move that fast.
7. actually, take the above idea to the EXTREME. have the same wall idea, but copy and paste it 5 times, and make them all move at different times, at different speeds.
8. whatever the hell level 28 is from the world's hardest game
9. what about a timed bullet hell level? aka you have like, 30 seconds to dodge a bunch of shit. after that, the exit appears.
10. have the bottom of the level slowly flood in with blood ketchup so you have to make it to the end fast
11. just have a really long and grueling maze
12. spinning maze.
13. moving maze.
14. attach the maze to a drunken mosquito! nah jk

that's all i could think of. most of these ideas suck. but here you go. enjoy 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:49, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

I couldn't thank you more, dude. That's way more ideas than I ever expected. 11/10 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

More bullshit!

I have hidden some of those little snapper things that you throw at the ground under your toilet seat! PREPARE TO SUFFER! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻22:39 10 30 '25 13:31, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

A complete list of reasons why Anaheim should not be nuked

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻22:39 10 30 '25 14:13, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: As a Californian, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:49, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Vancouver is now 10% of the entirety of MITK.

alright, to put this into perspective...

if you were to get the total area of each all 4 states and 1 province you go through just to make it to ketchikan, the greater vancouver area would be approximately 0.089% of the entire journey. 0.089%. actually, comparing the greater vancouver area and the area of california gives a percentage of vancouver being 0.7% the area of california.

and this city makes up 10% of the entire game.

ain't that sick??? it's now 80% the size of Escape from Ojai!!! and if the squaw deer marathon was replaced with an offset, it's now the same size as EfO!!!

all for a city that's about 20 kilometers wide. all for a city that makes up 3000 square kilometers. i really took the extra 1608 meters with this one (that's a mile for you westerners), didn't i 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 21:57, 25 October 2025 (UTC)