User talk:OPOSSUM

Thou fool wants maze ideas! So I shalleth deliver!

1. chase the exit? like it's running away from you and you have to click the exit before it's too late. it gets progressively slower so you can't really click it at the beginning but you can definitely click it at the end. okay this idea is kinda like an ultra-rare steak if it was an idea but whatever.
2. you can proceed to do something similar to the vancouverite sojourn boss for level 20
3. quiz section? like basically, there's text that, for example, says "what's 1+1? red = 1, blue = 2, green = 3, orange = 4", and you'd have to find the exit of the corresponding colour of the answer.
4. combine level 14's traversal mechanic with level 13's spinner, but make the spinner spit out less particles so you can dodge it, and make the particles smaller
5. or, instead of the idea above, have a box that slowly moves across the map, eventually ending up at the exit, while having several explosions spitting out particles that you have to dodge. so you have to dodge particles in the box
6. have a top and bottom wall, and make them move in the same direction, such in a way so you can't stay in the same spot by just afking, but making sure it doesn't move that fast.
7. actually, take the above idea to the EXTREME. have the same wall idea, but copy and paste it 5 times, and make them all move at different times, at different speeds.
8. whatever the hell level 28 is from the world's hardest game
9. what about a timed bullet hell level? aka you have like, 30 seconds to dodge a bunch of shit. after that, the exit appears.
10. have the bottom of the level slowly flood in with blood ketchup so you have to make it to the end fast
11. just have a really long and grueling maze
12. spinning maze.
13. moving maze.
14. attach the maze to a drunken mosquito! nah jk

that's all i could think of. most of these ideas suck. but here you go. enjoy 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:49, 18 October 2025 (UTC)

I couldn't thank you more, dude. That's way more ideas than I ever expected. 11/10 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

More bullshit!

I have hidden some of those little snapper things that you throw at the ground under your toilet seat! PREPARE TO SUFFER! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 13:31, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

A complete list of reasons why Anaheim should not be nuked

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 14:13, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: As a Californian, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:49, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Vancouver is now 10% of the entirety of MITK.

alright, to put this into perspective...

if you were to get the total area of each all 4 states and 1 province you go through just to make it to ketchikan, the greater vancouver area would be approximately 0.089% of the entire journey. 0.089%. actually, comparing the greater vancouver area and the area of california gives a percentage of vancouver being 0.7% the area of california.

and this city makes up 10% of the entire game.

ain't that sick??? it's now 80% the size of Escape from Ojai!!! and if the squaw deer marathon was replaced with an offset, it's now the same size as EfO!!!

all for a city that's about 20 kilometers wide. all for a city that makes up 3000 square kilometers. i really took the extra 1608 meters with this one (that's a mile for you westerners), didn't i 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:57, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

question

what are you trying to do? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:44, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I'm trying to delete Soviet's userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:45, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

...and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:47, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: You know, Soviet wants to have his userpage deleted. And there are plenty of users who don't have a userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah, but most of those users without userpage rarely ever edit on Uncyclopedia. also, I'm pretty sure there was a rule on Uncyclopedia that the signature must take to the user's userpage. I'm not sure if I dreamed that rule, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:55, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: this, perchance? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:56, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

as a matter of fact; no, I haven't dreamed it.. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 8 November 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Soviet is far from the most active user here. And the rule actually says "Direct users to your userpage so that they can leave you any additional feedback they might have". Nobody leaves feedback on user pages; this very likely was supposed to mean "talk page". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 9 November 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

my dad was wearing Moccasins. what do you have to say about this GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:44, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

@GlitchyZorua: Send help. You must have infected him with Uncyclosporiasis. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:12, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

its too late. he already knows. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:14, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

bad thing about having thumbsucker

remember the "i love british petroleum" guy who goatsed moccasins? i accidentally clicked the file... got any grapes bleach? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:44, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Forgot about him. Why did you have to remind me? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:46, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:47, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: OK, maybe it's a good thing that I never asked for thumbsuck, because I probably would have gotten it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

and why does this remind me of the wizard of rape limericks on here Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:53, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

vandal thing idk

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THE WRIST GAME!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 2a02:c7c:a49c:ad00:1d6:834:1910:c936 (talk • contribs)

File:OTB AD.jpg

Can you update File:OTB AD.jpg since the game was renamed to Bust into Boston? Sovieт☭ 16:35, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: Done! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:52, 15 November 2025 (UTC)

look what i made

Móckasiin is displeased. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 04:13, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

It's odd, but for some reason, this made me think of moccasins. How peculiar. --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 23:19, 17 November 2025 (UTC)

Vandalism

Are you done with people vandalizing your user talk page? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:35, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Nope. Only my userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

the reason

twas Dani and RealDonaldTrump who put the chemicals in the water fucked up all the userboxes – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

I will trout the living crap out of both of them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

on yankees sucking

did we both come up with the idea of a category on the yankees sucking at the same time? Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:19, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Yep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:20, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

thou

could you make a shitty MS Paint version of a turb0? i imagine them as being spheres with Red Sox hats and legs for some reason Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:55, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

That's what i get for being on recent changes 24/7 but they all wear blue pants Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

VANDALISIM!

I'M EIVL! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 04:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Signature Test

<nosubst>Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's nineth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇)</nosubst> 00:46, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Use this: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:OPOSSUM/ChristmasSig|[[User:OPOSSUM]]}} Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:49, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Test 2: Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: There, I got it working. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

have ya heard about the strangler? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:50, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Actually, I haven't. Also, must I ask, do you consider Batman Returns and Die Hard to be Christmas movies? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 00:54, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Die Hard, yes. Never seen the other one though. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:55, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Moccasins

I hid a moccasins reference somewhere in my userpage. See if you can find it... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:45, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

It was pretty easy. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 15:47, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Yeah. please make sure you wipe your moccasins on the carpet before visiting my page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:49, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Or else... ill be forced to unleash the grues crowded in that cage to come and fuckin eat you. They are well trained and well-fed. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:54, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

Hey OPOSSUM

Guess who's back, back again... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:35, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Well, I actually guessed, and I guessed wrong. I thought it would be Yansik. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 03:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

POWER TO IDIOTS

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Hey, that exists. It's called Idiocracy. It's a movie. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:42, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

Heya

Bit eager to finish Make it to Ketchikan, eh? And there's that one part in Alaska that the IP man edited and forgot about? Well, uh, I kinda had an idea for that section. So, from my knowledge, ULTRAKILL is this kinda shooter game? Kinda like Doom but wayyy fucking faster? Yeah... so remember this one page in the Yakutat trail where it becomes a fucking shooter game? Do you wanna contact 168.whatever the hell his IP is man and tell him that you're gonna revamp his part? That way, you'll have 'nother part of MITK finished.

And about Vancouver's Backroom section, I probably will have the time to work on it soon! The Priest Goofball mod is practically done, and I've released another video to keep the Deltarotters at bay. Not much has to be done, most routes are basically finished. I planned on it to connect to the UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EndOfTheWorld page, where you'd get the nuclear launch codes in the Backrooms, take the ferry to Port Angeles, and then launch the nukes at Tacoma. I've reorganized my schedule to be maximum production, so I'll probably be pumping out high quality pages soon. Oh well. Toodle-loo! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:31, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: I might talk to Schism about it soon, even though I know absolutely nothing about Ultrakill. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:11, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Also, I believe that I've compiled every single red link in VANS-BR, see User:Alula/MITK redlink list. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:02, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Thanks bud! I'll definitely work on it after I fix some stuff outta my fix some stuff here and after the Christmas holiday frenzy at my house is over. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:03, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: No problem, dude! Christmas where I currently am (Texas) has been pretty chill so far. Got some new jeans. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Well I'm back after a while... but the real Christmas hangout has just to begun in my house! I just got a cool-ass telescope for Christmas and a plush trout for my cat. That's all I need in life, after all. Honestly, if you need a date for when Vancouverite Sojourn will be finished, expect by the end of Janurary. I've gotten another person to help me create the Priest Goofball mod, and after that, I probably need to ask in the Kristal Discord (bleh, my friend group's already as retarded as it is, i can't imagine what a group of deltarotters would be like... actually my friend group's worse. if you want to i can send you a gif i found from that. this is my actual opinion. this is why i haven't been able to work on the mod), so I expect to finish it halfway through January, or even earlier! If there's one thing I just have to say, it's just to be patient.

My little adopted cousin's come back for my family's Christmas party. I'm doing the usual stuff. He really, really likes Smash Brothers. Sometimes, when I get bored of it and wanna talk to the other guys, I change my guy to a computer player and mash buttons. He still hasn't noticed that I'm not actually playing the game with him. Is it mean? Yes. But you know, with little kids, you gotta do what you gotta do. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:12, 26 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, Lunatic.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:53, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

Merry Christmas, you bastards

01:47, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!!! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:57, 25 December 2025 (UTC)

well fuck

i was gonna make a userbox out of one i saw on your page before... you know... but now... yeah. i still made it.

This user wants to be an administrator, but will almost certainly never be one.

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:19, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Nice. But considering that it's a minor variation of an already existing userbox, is there really a purpose for this? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:26, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

there's another one? fuck again Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:28, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

Template:Wants to be an Admin Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 28 December 2025 (UTC)

This page is under attack

For your crimes against peanut-butter, this page is under fire, literally. I await your counter-attack. RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 18:11, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

@RedKingLikesPeanutbutter: Cool logo! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:52, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you! RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 18:55, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

you won the shitty sig contest

here you go

Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:24, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you so much Turb0. Maybe I should make an awards subpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:44, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

Yay? I think. Well done Opossum RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 22:27, 30 December 2025 (UTC)

It was easy, because I was the only contestant. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:13, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

I see

RedKingLikesPeanutButter --- Say Hi! 15:14, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck happened

I disappear for three days, and then the Canadian flag is vandalized on AIBOPAAT, Alula's gay pink spreads, a bunch of 2026 categories are made, I get UOTM, and then Dani keeps making more references to Deltarune? At this rate, I'm gonna be the chillest Deltarotter on this website, and I'm making a fucking mod for the game! And this is the part of the year that people call "boring"... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:12, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

i had no part in the pimking of the lerf Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:13, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Be glad you weren't here. I lost half my brain cells just in the past couple of days. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

Wha? How'd you lose half of your brain cells in three days?!?!? Oh, it's because of ASBOQAAT and Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting, isn't it? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:47, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

And Alula's and DaniPine's ########. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:48, 31 December 2025 (UTC)

They fucked each other? Wow. Can't believe that. No seriously, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just that stupid. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:27, 4 January 2026 (UTC)

totally batshit idea

you should MIDI-fy dirty water Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:47, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

and put it in an UnGame or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:52, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, I could do that. Expect it to be crappy though. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:24, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

i wouldn't have it any other way --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:33, 7 January 2026 (UTC)

Not technically a Midi, but I could convert it to one.

Alright guys, I tried. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:51, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

how... just how the fuck does it work!? all we need is for gerg to stop being a lazigerg and redo 16-bit night and we've got an album! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:56, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

and i'm going to try to make an album cover for MITK for absolutely no good reason, and you should convince me to stop Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:00, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm afraid I can't stop you from creating this album cover. But anyway, how the fuck does what work? My crappiness, or Gergdown's laziness? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

i guess the crappiness Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:04, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

"Oh No Chanada" should be in the album --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:19, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

my 30 seconds with one hand and photoshop

Lucyna Kushinada 02:22, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

well...

it's done. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:52, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

I see that sneaky lil sun in the corner --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:01, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

and on the topic of this, i'm making an a page on it. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:51, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

this zork thing

i remember seeing you do something kind of like this, but with an AI. you should do it with the AI in a forum or something General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I might do that next. And, you know, I've also done similar games like this before. You remember Forum:Ralph's Radical Rock (Choos* Your Own Adv*ntur*), and maybe the "OPOSSUM, The Dungeon Master" LPTEW thread, don't you? OK, maybe the latter of those was before you joined. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 22:04, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

the dungeon master one was actually the one that had me think of this General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 22:10, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

I was going to do this with the Oregon Trail but I didn't want to upload a fuckton of screenshots of the game. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 22:11, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

radical rock, huh? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:19, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

thee fucc?

what's going on with all the moccassin stuff, the recent changes tab is borked Lucyna Kushinada 21:32, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I started a competition. Whoever types the words "moccasins" into my userpage the most gets to be the new Moccasin Man. See Forum:Last person to edit wins, God I hate that place. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 21:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I may be disqualified...

But can I still cause chaos on your userpage? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:08, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Hell yeah, hee hee hee! Just because you can't win doesn't mean you can't force other people to lose! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 22:10, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

hey uh

maybe there should be some kind of rule limiting bots? or at least counting bot edits differently --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Good idea if the bots actually show up, but let's cross that bridge when we come to it. I wanna see what Soviet comes up with. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:26, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

*ahem* --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:28, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright. If your bot writes "moccasins" the most, then your bot wins, not you. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

EHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEe

your user page is now the second longest page on the site! how do you feel? General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

It's so big that it's making me feel a bit laggy and unresponsive. Like they're gonna yell at me at work for being slow. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yu fuking traeter

yu fuking traeter. wy doo yu suport the Yankees? yu ar comiting hie treasin Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 15:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

we already vandalized his userpage General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm honestly not entirely pro-Yankee, I'd say I'm more neutral. In fact, when this stupid userpage vandalism competition is over, I'll change my nationality to Swiss. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:00, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

time to advertise the dumb userbox i made --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:40, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Are we allowed to delete other people's moccasins?

need reply, urgent.--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:49, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yes General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Maniacally laughs--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:51, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes, but the other peoples' moccasins still count if you do that. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:51, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

well it doesn't even matter because every time I try to edit the page my chromebook's keyboard stops working and I have to restart my computer --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

try blanking the page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Alas, 'tis over.

it was fun while it lasted. bye, i'm going to go do my homework now. Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 00:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright. Glad I had work off today. My job might be crappy and part time, but it allowed me to keep things from getting TOO out of hand. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:10, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

and just as i had perfected the ultimate lag machine... Lucyna Kushinada 00:12, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

put it on your own userpage people will love it --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:24, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i toned it way down on my userpage, it would barely even allow me to edit it was sooo bad before (i.e. would have gotten me banned or at least yelled at for sure, but would have been worth it) Lucyna Kushinada 00:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Just saying...

If you REALLY wanna work on the Backrooms section of Vancouverite Sojourn, then yeah, you can work on it. I really don't know when I'll work on it again, so I'm giving you the option to work on it if you really want the game to be finished. If not, then I'll probably work on it in, like, in February... probably. If you actually wanna work on it, I'll tell you the deets. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but I kind of don't. In fact, I'm planning on quitting Uncyc for good (for real this time, I swear!) after I finish making that stupid caveman game; it's time for me to move on with my life. I've got new goals now, like finding a (full-time) job and eventually moving out of the house. My (former) unemployment and (current) abundance of time on my hands are what's still keeping me on this site. But you can keep working on your Make it to Ketchikan section! Also, to be honest, I never really cared about the Backrooms in general anyway. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i'll miss you.. for a month and then you'll be back --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:41, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I'll get an admin to ban me or something. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

About your LPTEWbanner, I have a really dumb way of doing it... see my common css on how to do it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:04, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i call dibs on your estate General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 01:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Thank you so much Gergdown! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:07, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Before you go...

You're good with css right? I have a plagueing issue with {{Template:InternetJail}} where it appears as an overlay box, (very good), but then my attempts to make a red x button seems to not work (very bad). Which would be ok what with the theme of the article its for, HOWEVER it also completely blocks users from editing in any way, which is not amazing. Unsure if <label> is even a thing, im starting to think it's not but i couldnt think of any other way to get an X on there to close the darn thing... halp Lucyna Kushinada 01:23, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: if the article you're creating will simply be that "InternetJail" popout, then I think it would make more sense for the template code to be the page itself. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you're right. I'll move and qvfd Lucyna Kushinada 01:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

MK, I'm not leaving until UnGames:OBS 9000BC is finished. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:28, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, MK, I'm not as good at CSS as you think I am, but I think I've gotten the X working... kind of. Also, I've noticed that you say "bork" a lot. Are you, like, the Swedish Chef from the Muppets' cousin or something? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

no worries. i even turned to evil and begged claude.ai to help make sense of it last night, and that accomplished nothing except making it even more messy. in my head i thought i could just make the x like [[pagename|x]] or something like that and force place it in the corner, but for whatever reason that just didn't work. also nooooo i did live in sweden for a little bit during covid, (lil fun fact :3 ), but no relation to any chef except my mother!! and thanks! Lucyna Kushinada 15:19, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

if you go

can i have some of your subpages --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Which ones? But yes, you can. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

opossumopedia and opossumopedia-like pages --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:49, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Are you still gonna call it Opossumopedia? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 03:21, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe opossumandfishpedia or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:08, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

if there's any you don't want put them in turb0pedia General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:26, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

opossumandfishandturb0pedia --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe it'll be less confusing if you let it as "OPOSSUMpedia". btw, OPOSSUM, is it true you're quiting Uncyc? because we're gonna miss you here... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Not yet. But I already disabled my ability to read LPTEW with my commons.css, so you won't be seeing me there. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

any way I can help

with the caveman game? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:07, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

You could give me some ideas for it. I'm already running a bit low on those! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 17:12, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

ideas:

• natural disaster survival (tornado, earthquake, etc)
• dinosaurs, somehow
• tameable pet(s)
• wacky hijinks involving fire

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:29, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Just sayin'...

When you really wanna leave this website, add this to your common CSS:

mw-body {display:none !important}

This disables ALL text on Uncyclopedia. BEWARE, THIS IS PERMANENT (UNLESS YOU'RE A CSS MEGAMIND LIKE ME)!

If you accidentially do this, use inspect element, and disable the mw-body {display:none !important} part of the CSS section. I use Firefox, so this probably means nothin' to ya. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:55, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm not gonna do it yet. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 02:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

good to know you ain't still leaving. we're really gonna miss you when you do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:06, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Keyword: When, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:12, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah maybe don't disable the entire thing... just in case there's some point where you feel like you can come back --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:29, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

please send help

oh God I started mapping make it to Ketchikan in a flow chart program and this is fucking insane please send help I cant do this alone. https://lucid.app/lucidchart/3e6be449-13de-401b-a07b-b66e637a3a49/edit?invitationId=inv_f44a1597-d792-4260-80a3-98f95407d1aa Deemox (talk) 15:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Why would you put yourself through this pain? The game has over 2,000 subpages. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:22, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but it keeps crashing. Horribly optimized website, way too much for my shitty computer. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:26, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

'twas the only thing I could find. wish me luck sir. Deemox (talk) 15:27, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

also did you guys just send John to the eldritch zone when you ran out of ideas? because it seems like half the routes lead there. Deemox (talk) 15:29, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

that's barely even 10% of the game. May mercy have your soul in Vancouver. TURB0-SUNRIS33 15:30, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

oh noes. welp, this is my life now. Deemox (talk) 15:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

well, at the rate I'm going, this will take a few weeks maybe? Deemox (talk) 15:32, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Good luck pal. The progress you've already made on it (based on what I saw in the fifteen seconds before my page crashed) is absolutely nuts. But the reason why everything leads to the Eldritch Zone is mostly because everything leads to its real-life counterpart, Fresno. Fresno's a really important landmark on the I-5, albeit a rather boring one. Seems like my family always had to drive throught it whenever we went on a road trip. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:34, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

five nights at chris-chans. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

ok that is very funny that the eldritch zone is just fresno Deemox (talk) 15:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Campp fuck you die took me like three hours and it's not really that correct. Deemox (talk) 15:38, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

there's also a whole bunch of notes everywhere as well. Deemox (talk) 15:40, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I'm also planning on mapping escape from ojai and bust into Boston onto the same chart as well, since Ketchikan leads back into Ojai. it took me like three days to beat MITK with cheating, and I took the seal dimension shortcut. Deemox (talk) 16:09, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

mapping BiB? have fun with that TURB0-SUNRIS33 16:11, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

oh I will. I didn't complete BiB actually because the laggy ferry mini game was impossible. Deemox (talk) 16:14, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Maybe I should remove it and replace it with something more like UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LeftLane. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:16, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Yeah I cheated and couldn't do it. maybe just less ice bergs? Also, random question, if moxin is the third most populated city in maccasnia, what's the number two and one? Deemox (talk) 16:22, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Mákasen and Muohkasen respectively. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:24, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ah, ok. are all the moccasanish words just pronounced moccasin (sorry for no bold I don't know how to bold)Deemox (talk) 16:27, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Pretty much, but the Moccasinians don't like to admit that. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:29, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

sounds about right. why is there so much moccasin lore? Deemox (talk) 16:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Because the ASBOWAAT writers are criminally insane. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:33, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ok last random question. what's after the night snake fight? is the encounter with totally not doctor eggman different and does it just leads back to the day fight does? Deemox (talk) 16:36, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I physically could not get past the night snakes, even with cheating, and I really don't wanna go through the sub pages to find the end of it. Deemox (talk) 16:38, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Those snakes were made nearly impossible on purpose, but if I remember, the fight with the Eggman-like border guard that follows is exactly the same. I'm ashamed of that meme-ridden fight nowadays, but I never got around to changing/removing it. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:40, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ah ok thank you. I was worried that it would lead somewhere else. time to get back to it. Deemox (talk) 16:41, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

one thing i've enjoyed about make it to Ketchikan is that I don't get half the in jokes, and I can't tell if what just happened is an in joke or just random bullshit. Deemox (talk) 16:43, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

In retrospect, we really did go overboard with the retarded memes and Uncyclopedia injokes, especially in the earlier pages. Because of this, I've tried to keep my new game (Ooga Booga Simulator 9000 B.C.) injoke-free (mostly). OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:46, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: you can make bold text with three straight apostrophes like this. or you can hit the "B" thingy in the editor and replace "Bold text" with whatever you want --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:59, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

thanks fish. now I can say moccasins properly. also, I like the in jokes. Deemox (talk) 18:14, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

also, update, I have just gotten to mapping moxin. I'm still missing a couple of the routes from the beginning though, but after I get through moxin i'll go through those. Deemox (talk) 18:16, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

hey I'm in the temple of Mákwsən right now and I entered the words and nothing is happening is that supposed to happen. how do get the thing to register? Deemox (talk) 18:38, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Check in the other pyramid. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I did I have the words it just isn't working. also the code the guy in the OPOSSUM hideout for the moccasino is wrong. Deemox (talk) 18:44, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ok I am a fucking idiot I wrote down the wrong words. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Deemox (talk • contribs)

Thanks for catching that mistake! It's been corrected. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 18:53, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I just got to the big GGG. oh God. please send help. Deemox (talk) 18:54, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

if I manage to do this you owe me a cameo in BiB Deemox (talk) 18:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Talk to Turb0 about it, not me. He's that game's main developer. Also, I'm planning on leaving this site soon, you know. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 19:00, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ah ok. what's his user page thing? Deemox (talk) 19:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

the talk page? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:02, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ah yes thank you. you guys better at least call me the Ketchikan master Deemox (talk) 19:06, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

hey it looks like the driving minigame after the fight with Luna is broken. it doesn't end and it's just empty road. Deemox (talk) 23:18, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

It does end, with an open gate in a moccasin wall. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

and how long does that take? I've been at this for like ten minutes. Deemox (talk) 23:33, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

It should only take about two minutes. What browser are you using? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:38, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I mean I am cheating I'm on chrome but on a shitty Chromebook. yes I have to cheat on this sue me. Deemox (talk) 23:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

I think it might just be that my computer is too slow. it lags too much and it might be impossible on this device. where does the driving mini game go? Deemox (talk) 23:41, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Reset the page to UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Road1 and see if it happens again. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:44, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

ok finally I got it. I thibk it was just a skill issue. Deemox (talk) 23:51, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Need a blow-job thingy to do?

I've been remaking and revamping some parts of the Vancouverite Sojourn. I've actually been working on it recently. If you have the time, can ya make me a front cover for the minigame? Go wild with it! Do whatever ya want! Remember, you have the right to say NO. So if you don't wanna do it, then don't do it. But if you really wanna do it... go ahead, bud. The reason why I want to add one is to make the front page of the minigame less empty. I'm too lazy to draw right now (due to the final boss of Chapter number 4). 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:16, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

i will do it TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:23, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: When, doe? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:02, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

eventually TURB0-SUNRIS33 20:06, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Hang on, that reminds me, I've completely forgotten to work on that 16-bit Night remix! I should probably work on it soon, not gonna lie... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:16, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

Vandalism/example_on_wheels!

ive made this page even worse. take a good look at it. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 04:16, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:20, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Template:Retired

could you add all the namespaces that aren't on there? TURB0-SUNRIS33 02:02, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

holy brainfuck. i meant Template:Userstats TURB0-SUNRIS33 02:08, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: There are like 52 different namespaces on Uncyclopedia. The template would be absolutely huge if all of them were on there. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 03:17, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe there could be some custom fields you could put and custom values for them? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:55, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

'tis I, Deemox the mad man

hiya, I didn't wanna bother you about Ketchikan again, but I need help. At the end of the template trap section, there's a template hurricane. thing is, because of my browser, I cant really click moving links, and I see quite a few flying around in there. would you mind giving me the subpage that comes after it or something, or just tell me where it leads? Or is it a dead end? Thank you. Deemox (talk) 15:38, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

It leads to UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/uhhhhhhhhh 15:41, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Thank you so much! Also, progress update, the template trap is the last route I need to do before everything before the eldritch zone is done. So that's fun. Deemox (talk) 15:43, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Here, have this

--Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 04:29, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

You actually enjoyed it? Someone sound the alarm, there's a guy who actually enjoys Make it to Ketchikan here! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 05:16, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Greetings, Comrade!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

How could you? You may take my love, my blood, my liberty, but you can never take my FAT BORDERS!!! Okay but seriously, on second thought, those fat borders weren't actually that great 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 05:11, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Mind if I overfeed your borders to make them fat again? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: They need some weight loss! That was the old Gerg, now for a new horizon of not Georgia text on a gradient with a coloured border! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:24, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: i fixed your problem Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:27, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I fixed your problem too! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:30, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: i don't think you realize just how many problems i have Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:31, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: How many? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:36, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

at least 99 Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:36, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Eh, I have ten trevigintillion. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 14:43, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

and that's at least. there's a whole world from 99 to infinity to play in Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:46, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

12-year-olds invading the Internet nom

why did you delete it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:14, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

I changed my mind. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:15, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

you could have also just put Template:Vfh failed on it too Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:17, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Didn't know that regular users were allowed to do that. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

I mean, we technically aren't, but if it's a spam page or one that should be on QVFD, it's generally ok. I guess it extends to noms you made now. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:18, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I'm pretty sure that only admins can do that... also I wonder if there's some kind of norms about what to do if the nominator changes their mind. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:19, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

also stop edit conflicting me gOSH DARN IT- 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:19, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

no Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:22, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Did you know there's a Beepbox 2?

Well, it's a mod of Beepbox, but it can basically do anything FL studio does. I found it yesterday, and it's pretty darn good. You can import samples into it, from my knowledge. If you wanna "catch up" to my greatness... then here you go!!! [1] 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:16, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

I'm perfectly fine with the regular beepbox, and considering that I'm almost ready to retire from Uncyc, I'm probably not going to put out any more songs. But keep on going, love your work Gerg. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 22:53, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

and as you can tell, i'm fine with it too Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:55, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

this talk page makes me go "agh my eyes" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:13, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Cool. Time to make it torture your eyes even more! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:14, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

like this? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Possibly, if I end up in a bad enough mood. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 00:17, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Moccassins

Amazing mocassins on the mocassins as well as mocassins and mocasins and don't forget to mokasin the mokkassins! ShabiDOO 21:12, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Is this a form of moccary? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:34, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

time to add "Shabidoo and Soviet's Bot are the same person" to the list of theories to make gerg include in DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person Chapter 2 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:48, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

MOCCASSINS ShabiDOO 01:44, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

MOCCASINS --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:12, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

need some help with something

so I just wrote the article for the fearsome Moccasin snake, which is a real snake, but I made it an actual moccasin. anywho, do you think you could add a thing that's the scientific name for it that is some moccasanian language? I just don't know how to type like that. thanks.Deemox (talk) 18:27, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

How about Mockerius asininus? This shows thay not only is the snake rather asinine, but it's also a mockery of nature? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:15, 3 February 2026 (UTC)