User talk:OPOSSUM

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hayu kʰəltəs-wawa pi hayu kʰanawi-qʰa kʰiyutən-əx̣

Or, A Bunch of Bullshit [Figuratively] and A Bunch of Horseshit [Literally] that is [Literally] Everywhere…
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A Complete List of Reasons Why Los Angeles Should Not Be Nuked

Test

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:45, 28 September 2024 (UTC)

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

Fenris was here.

ㅤ OPOSSUM was here-erㅤㅤ

ㅤ DaniPine3 was here-estㅤㅤ

Your passport application was Approved

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Opossum H Chowg Nationality = Uncyclopedian Wastelands This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 18:54, 2 October 2024 (UTC)

@Squaw Dee: Why am I Barney? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:10, 4 October 2024 (UTC)

It's on your userpage.ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 23:30, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:48, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

Agent of Chaos

I am an agent of chaos...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:36, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

Actually, I just made a mistake editing.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:36, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

More chaos...  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 01:39, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

Yee. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:50, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

ALEWT! I am infwected

@OPOSSUM: I might infect you, even though i need help. So if you can cuwe me befowe indefinite latzotwaxion. I will be nowmal untiw I do it, again. 00:58, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

I only know how to cure Olula Disease, but I might be able to find a cure for South Korean furry disease... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:29, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

@PantherZX0815: What even is a latzotraxion? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:33, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: A latzotwaxion is a swnonwm for infwection. But we have appwoximately 20 minutes 04:10, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

@PantherZX0815: laceration? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:27, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

No, latzotwaxion. 06:10, 6 October 2024 (UTC)

AM DEAD BUT... THE OPOSSUM AND THE OACP WILL SAVE ME WITH DANNY PINO IIIrd

LUV LUV LUV

HIPPITY HOPPITY Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:54, 7 October 2024 (UTC)

Hello, and thank you for taking part of the wiki-menu chat tool test.

It is in-fact, very well known that you were on this page at one point in time, but you are welcome anyway. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:59, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Additionally, the formatting on your page sucks. I can't interact with some of the buttons, I need to use the tool to go to your talkpage lol. Good job I made it for that purpose.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:01, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Yes it does suck, and I’m proud of it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:33, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: PS You know very well that I don’t know how to use wikitext, like, at all. That anti-vandalism box that activates when I try to edit your user page is fucking sorcery to me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:36, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

It is? Huh. Just create the page Special:MyPage/Editnotice and use {{destroyed}}. Also fun fact, that template was one I also made. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:38, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: what does that do?

@L10nM4st3r: what the fuck, now I can’t even edit my own talk page Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:40, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

You see what it does now? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:41, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Yes. Also I never said that I wanted to add it to my own page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:42, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Template:Destroyed this is how you counter it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:44, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: So anyway, the moccasins have really gotten out of hand since I last talked to you. Several users like Squaw Dee and Fenris2010 are fucking obsessed with shoes now. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:47, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

I say its a test (in the title of this section), but really all I'm doing is using the default edit button, bc the tool doesn't have any smart reply features.. Its intent is to allow you to type in the talkpage of a page, without going to it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:49, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Thats ironic, I though you were obsessed with shoes. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:50, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Smart reply? Tools? Default edit button? What are those? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Smart reply is something i think wikipedia has, makes replying to people's messages much easier. Tools, are like, a screwdriver and a hammer, they help you do stuff. Default edit button, is the equivalent of being without fancy tools. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:39, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I mean wiki editing tools. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Join the discord to see, ive sent screenshots of my progress. Here is the code, if you are curious User:L10nM4st3r/wikimenu.js. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:50, 12 October 2024

I quit discord in 2022, it was a bad influence on me. Then I came back a few months ago to check it out, and it fucking sucked. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

lol. I mostly use Discord to chat with my friends, but never tried to use it to talk with strangers online, like others do. That reminds me, I still haven't joined the Uncyclopedia Discord yet... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:06, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

The best way to stay connected with Uncyclopedia is through well, Uncyclopedia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

yeah, but some days you guys take a long time until you show up... DaniPine3 (talk) 20:12, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Reminds me of that time in May or so, when I went inactive for a week to make you guys think that I’d quit Uncyclopedia for good Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:14, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

that was mean... >:[ but it's good to see you're back here again :] DaniPine3 (talk) 20:24, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

>:] nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

may I ask you, good man, was what you just did a reference to the character Wood Man? DaniPine3 (talk) 20:34, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Yes. PS, that rhymes. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:55, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

well, it's good to see I'm not the only one who understands these in-jokes... btw, GRAND DAD >:] DaniPine3 (talk) 21:52, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

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@DaniPine3: I too like my rips HIGH QUALITY. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:02, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

you forgot one bracket. hah. you might have edit conflicted me to fix it, but you can't change the past. hah hah.
btw, what do you think would happen if Siivagunner in-jokes were to be merged with Uncyclopedia in-jokes? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:03, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Brain-destroying cancer. God, you just got an image of Oscar Wilde’s head on Fred Flintstone etched into my brain. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:05, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

That reminds me, Wikipedia has an article on Siivagunner. Uncyclopedia does not. That should be changed... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:07, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I am honestly too afraid to make an article about SiIvaGunner but if you started one, I’d be happy to help. Time to boot up MS Paint and make Oscar Flintstone a reality.

I was thinking of making it one of those pages that look like the things they're about by copying sporking another already existing Uncyclopedia article, and then lay Siivagunner memes all over the page. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:12, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

Not a bad idea. And soon you shall receive a gift on your talk page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:16, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

okay... that's totally not ominous at all... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:17, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: You may now check out THE GIFT. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:18, 12 October 2024 (UTC)

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:34, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: No! It can’t be! Lion Master! You’re turning into an Olula! Luckily, I know a cure. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 01:03, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Oh Deer!

You referred to Squaw Deer by the Moccasin-Free Name..
May the blessings of your Œdipal Lifesteal be upon thee.

I am the moccasin man! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:06, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

So true. Both of you. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:08, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

We don't like what you are doing (message from L10nM4st3r to OPOSSUM)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia. Your edits appear to be vandalism and have been reverted or removed. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Repeated vandalism can result in the revocation of editing privileges. Thank you. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:04, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Hi vandal, the destroyer of wikis! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:04, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

This was refering to vandal, the destroyer of wikis. Only 1 person declared himself that. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:30, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

Alright l10n. We truly live in confusing times. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:31, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

I had to read that message 58 times before I understood it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:36, 14 October 2024 (UTC)

A story built one letter at a time

Just wanted to clarify the rules for this one, did you intentionally leave out the "Only add text to the end" for that one, or was that an accident? Just want to know. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:10, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I'm 100% sure no entry in the ASBOxAAT series -except the original ASBOWAAT- feature an "add only at the end" rule. Most people just do it anyways, but you're allowed to not do it. If you don't believe me, read any of the rules section on any of those entried, and you'll find that what I say it's true. DaniPine3 (talk) 09:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Eh ok. Didn't notice. Also, be on the lookout for the true leader of ASBOWAAT, this guy is a menace.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:31, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

OH NO I WAS NEEVR SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT OH NO HE'S ---- Hahaha. Watching your faces turn into terror is like fuel for the fire!L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:33, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Yea, I've read your nonsensical edits on "An addiction built at a time", so I already knew. I'm curious if it's an already-established character in the ASBOxAAT series (Luna, Lord Móckasiin, Møqásÿn Rein, Knife Guy/Girl, Gothfield and/or Jon Arbuckle, JK Rowling, OPOSSUM, the Aracuan, Lawrence of Arabia, the Ottomans, the Catgirls from Catgirltopia, the Lesbians from Lesbianland - characters that I don't know if you're aware of as you've been absent most of the time), or if it will be someone new... DaniPine3 (talk) 09:41, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

You don't remember me? I'm ashamed at you. Then again, I only existed for 5 pragraphs. Life finds a way. Muahahahaha! Also I don't know half those characters, but this return of an old one will make sense. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:57, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Valerie? DaniPine3 (talk) 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Ahahahahaha. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Does that mean that it is you, or that I'm wrong...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:03, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

You'll know soon enough, I'm just biding my time as my power grows! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:04, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: You won't even give a miserable clue...? DaniPine3 (talk) 10:06, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

I already did. 5 paragraphs. Only 5. That's how long I lasted.L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:07, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:There are tons of paragraphs in the ASBOxAAT series. You didn't even specify if it's in ASBOPAAT or ASBOSAAT... (because I doubt it's in any other of the series, where the plot is rather nonexistent) DaniPine3 (talk) 10:12, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

It's made of paragraphs..L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:14, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: HOLY CRAP I'VE JUST REALIZED IT'S ʔK'âʞДe DaniPine3 (talk) 10:16, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

What gave it away? HahahahahaL10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:17, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: But you're supposed to not exist! You were zapped with the Un-Existinator! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:20, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

The Un-Existinator's beam hit the wall of the gun when it fired. The explosion caused by the paradox sent me into the digital world. My advice for you is not to fuck with machines that rewrite the fabric of the universe. It will fuck everything up. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:22, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: okay, that's bullcrap. It clearly was stated that the beam hit you and you became non-existent. nothing abput some weird paradox or some crap; you dissappeared from existence! DaniPine3 (talk) 10:41, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

It did look like that, didn't it. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Because that's what happened. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:58, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

Fucking with spacetime can make things happen that weren't supposed to. That behavior with physics is what you've got to thank for my existance! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:05, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

SCARY

Excuse me, do not make it too scary if a 5-year-old sees that, you little DICKCONSERVANNIGGERANALAZIMOCCASIN Gabri ^growl _sniff 14:17, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Wow, that’s a really complex signature. also, what is a DICKCONSERVANNIGGERANALAZIMOCCASIN? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:18, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

@Gabri The Pawed Panther: Halloween is coming up, bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:19, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Well you cannot scare somebody like that, or C780178 will haunt you and scratch you to transform into a hanguk-teol, I already got secured. Gabri ^growl _sniff 14:59, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Not if I Olula-ify myself first Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:00, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

I can't deny, OPOSSUM, your eldritch zone template is genuinely scary... How did you manage that? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:55, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: At its core, it’s basically another Moccaspin reskin, although the opacity and size of the various objects has been increased. I also used eye emojis. Then I just put a gif of a tunnel underneath it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:59, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: PS I like your red-on-black effect. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:00, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

thanks :] DaniPine3 (talk) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

You’re welcome bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:08, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

She already pounced you,
you feel something spreading into your body…
Too late, you did not make it Gabri ^growl _sniff 17:10, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

who pounced? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:11, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

YOUR MAMMA (sorry but I just couldn't help it) DaniPine3 (talk) 17:20, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

hey, according to Feliner Gabri's furry page, you're in the process of becoming one of them... What Gabri doesn't know is that you're backed by the Colon-B monster, whis is clearly stronger, and will eat any :3 furry on sight. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:27, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Don’t forget my army of Olulas and zombie OPOSSUMS, also Mechasin. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:28, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

COLON B PROTECTS THIS USER
this user is protected against any kind of disease or spell that might turn him into a dreaded :3 furry, whether South Korean or not

I'm going to make my own special Halloween signature. And one for every other holiday as well.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 23:13, 20 October 2024 (UTC)

Block'd

You have been blocked for 72 months (6 years) for being a vandal. if you want to be unblocked, shove a request on your talk page

This will expire at 23:11 20 Oct 2030, you are welcome to make contributions again after it expires.

We are sorry for the inconvenience

Best regards,
Gabri ^growl _sniff 02:12, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

Alright, but I’m pretty sure you’re an even bigger vandal than me Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:45, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

Extend

You have been blocked for 288 months (24 years) for jerking off to a panther. if you want to be unblocked, shove a request on your talk page

This will expire at 20:12 21 Oct 2048, you are welcome to make contributions again after it expires.

We are sorry for the inconvenience

Best regards,
Gabri ^growl _sniff 23:13, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

wtf Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 21 October 2024 (UTC)

OPOSSUM I need help

There's this vandal 174.81.176.96 (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • logs • filter log • block user • block log) that's removing profanity from articles for no reason and it's driving me nuts. It's 2:22 AM where I live and I can't sleep from trying to rollback rhis guy. Please halp. DaniPine3 (talk) 00:22, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

It is actually 9:30 AM where I am, it is 13 hours ahead of my former location (Miami). Gabri ^growl _sniff 00:29, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

But that’s DaniPine saying where HE is. It is currently 5:30 PM where I am. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:30, 22 October 2024 (UTC)

I've seen you got blocked

This is the second time you get blocked here, hee hee... I've seen this time it was because you're trying to overcome your Uncyclopedia addiction. I hope you manage to do that. However, I wonder, is there a way I can reach you even if you're not here? DaniPine3 (talk) 05:57, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Dunno. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:11, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

Hey, you answered! :] maybe I could reach you through the Discord server? if you're there, that is... DaniPine3 (talk) 14:30, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I am never going back to discord. I remembered it being bad before, but when I came back in May of this year, it was awful. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 14:43, 23 October 2024 (UTC)