User talk:OPOSSUM

WARNING: OLULAS ARE ACTIVE IN THIS AREA!!

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@DaniPine3: hey can you un-memory hole that edit to my talkpage? I want to see it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:04, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

also, wait… was that yan sik lopedi again? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:06, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

yep, it was that guy. what a pain in the ass. I thought the guy might have gotten tired and moved on already, but I guess I was wrong. I was lucky that I could catch him before that guy made too much of a ruckus.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:18, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: but can I see his edit? I don't like having my own revision history get memory holed. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:22, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

okay, you can see it, but do you mind if I then get to delete it again? I'm trying to remove that guy's name from the wiki, because it's pretty obvious this guy is a goddang Herostratus. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:26, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

ah, also, I forgot to say this; it might have pornographic content, so I should advise you first... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:27, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I’m ready. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:28, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: archive time. You could delete it again if you really want to. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:34, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I think it's the best thing to do, specially considering the explicitly pornographic content of the vandalism... well, it's not like Uncyclopedia doesn't have its few pornographic content itself, but, you know what I mean. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:36, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

also, it might be because now I'm editing in monobook rather than in vector, but for some reason I find it hard to click the "edit source" button in your talkpage... it's as if the background image doesn't let me click it (which didn't happen when I was editing with the one that isn't monobook). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:37, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: why are you editing in monobook? I use vector legacy… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:40, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I also use vector legacy, but L10nM4st3r let me try one of his cool H4X0R tools, and apparently it worked better in monobook, so I changed it to that style. although tbf I'm not using that tool right now, so I could just switch to vector again... just wanted to let you know that apparently monobook users can't edit your talkpage. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:43, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Do u wonder the meanings of "Yan-Sik-lopedi" and "Sikipedist"? "Yan-Sik-lopedi" means "Un-Dick-lopedia" and "Sikipedist" means "Dickipedian" in Turkish. 176.89.24.147 (talk) 00:46, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

nice. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:50, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I wonder what that guy has against this website. I'm pretty sure we ain't done nothing to him... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:52, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Some people vandalize for the sole sake of vandalizing, i guess. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:59, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

do you mind if I delete this whole conversation as well as the revision history? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:01, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Don't you dare. I find it worth keeping. Even the most batshit vandalism must stay on my talkpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:05, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

well, ok. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:07, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Thanks :B. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:09, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I wish the mighty Walbro, vandal for excelence in all of Uncyclopedia, could use his mighty communist ray to pwn this pesky Turk... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:11, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I feel like the entire population of Turkey has something against me. They have been following me around on the web for years. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:13, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

huh, really? when have you been followed by the population of Turkey, other than this little incident? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:19, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: dunno. I'm kind of afraid to explain all this, but to start, I used to edit a giant anarchic pixel canvas on a website called pixelplace.io, where a bunch of Turks seemed to think i was Greek and they all went after me, calling me a "gayreek" and stuff. And even before that some guys just left strange messages on my user pages on other websites like "YOU ARE TURKISH", written in turkish. In retrospect it’s kind of funny that half the strange things I’ve been through on the internet have all originated from a single country. In the end most of it was pretty funny though, like I’m not actually getting trolled by Turks or anything. I myself have never visited Turkey but i might someday, the beaches seem nice. Also, did you know that there is a town called Batman there? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:29, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

huh. it really seems the nation of Turkey is going after you. perhaps you did something to it in one of your previous lives?
also, I'm not sure how someone can confuse a Californian with a Greek... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:34, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

A long chain of thoughts had led me to this…

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:24, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

p.s. I am follwed by Brown9622 on pixelplace.io, even though I made my first edits on Uncyclopedia long after I left pixelplace.io. I don't know how such a coincidence occurred, but yeah. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:33, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

in Spanish we have a saying, "the world is a handkerchief" (el mundo es un pañuelo). as in, it's as small as one. because despite looking so big, you end up meeting with the same people you met ages ago. as if they're some kind of recurring characters in a TV show where you are the main character... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:43, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

well, we just say that "it's a small world"… PS my pixelplace.io username was "Cs316735", although it prominently shows the words "POSSUM CHOWG" on my profile page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:07, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I'm curious; how do you search users on that website? or do I have to log in to do so? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:21, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: You have to log in and click the… uh… "" button in the bottom right corner, then click "ADD A PLAYER" and type in a username. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:26, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

did you really upload an image for that? also, idk if I'm willing to have an account on a website I'll probably never use... I could do it, though, but I doubt that day will be today. Or, rather, tonight. It's very late already where I live; I should probably be going to sleep by now... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:29, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

yeah, I'm definitely going to sleep. good night, OPOSSUM. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:36, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

I mean, it’s dark out where I am too… it must be past midnight where you are… good night DaniPine, and as always, may the grues never come for you in the dark. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:44, 27 January 2025 (UTC)

Do you any OCs?

I just wanna ask Yadier09 (talk) 21:04, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@Yadier09: there's a verb missing in that question 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@Yadier09: What do you mean about me doing any OC's? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

OC's might refer to "original characters", which more often than not are anything but "original" as they're just recolored versions of Sonic characters or similar; you probably know this if you've been on the internet for long enough, but I still felt to clarify it just in case. Although the missing verb makes it unclear, they might be asking if you have any of these "OC's". I wonder why this user might ponder this question, or why is it you specifically that asked it; but alas, that's just something Yadier09 knows the answer of. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:14, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Yeah, that's what I thought, shitty sonic recolors, et cetera. I found this strange image that Yadier09 uploaded Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:17, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

does Yadier09 have a deviantART account?

like, do I have any OC's? Maybe if you go far back enough to the strange things I used to draw in elementary school, yes, perhaps that counts. But idk. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:21, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

I'd say your OPOSSUM figure also counts as an OC, and so does your dancing dino gif... we could also consider Lord Móckasiin as your OC, but I don't remember if it was you who created that character...
also, I'm curious, what kind of stuff did you draw on school? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:29, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:

Introducing… Mooda Koot.

Here is a taste of the shit I drew in elementary school, Mooda Koot is one of the characters I remember. Also Alula was the one who thought of Móckasiin… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:32, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

huh, alula was the one to come up with Lord Móckasiin? didn't know that...
also, what is Mooda Koot supposed to be? some robot dog on wheels? and why is it titled "the cancer"? this image arises so many questions... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:38, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I titled the image "the cancer" because I cringe at my last a lot. Hey, cringing at your past isn't that bad, it means you've improved since then. I think Mooda Koot was like a robotic dog-panda hybrid or something… I don't remember much about him or what he did… There were a bunch of other dog-things I drew, like "Munthidoo", which was basically a mummified dog brought back to life, the "Cyribs" which were like orange dogs but they floated around upright and had detached limbs (and they were made out of fire,) a human character called Thomas Fagbos (yes, that was his last name). I think I drew weird comic books and shit, and the main antagonist was a thing called "Whackster", an evil orange… thing that had horns. Yeah, it was all really stupid. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:45, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

hey, I don't think it's stupid! sounds cool. mind if I ask you to see some of your comics? if you want to upload them, that is... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:07, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I'm pretty sure that I've thrown all that shit out over the past 10 years Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 23:19, 4 February 2025 (UTC)

Yes I have a deviantART account (please don't laugh at me) Yadier09 (talk) 02:35, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

@Yadier09: I won't laugh at you Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:36, 5 February 2025 (UTC)

olula thingy

hoping that this will work...

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:27, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY -holy fuck! Thanks for un-Olula-ifying me! Also, it looks like I resisted being changed back, that's the thing, Olulas don't want to be changed back. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:32, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

I mean, yea, I had a suspicion Olulas don't want to be changed back. also, you're welcome. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

btw, I wanted to ask, considering that "Olula" is the name of an species, it should be in lowercase, shouldn't it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:42, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Yea, just like how they lowercase human, and uppercase Tree! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:00, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I'm pretty sure that "human" should be lowercase. But then again, I'm Spanish, and here we don't write "spanish" ("español") in uppercase. You guys are weird with the whole uppercasing and lowercasing stuff; if you guys just used the rule of thumb we have here -"if it ain't a proper noun, don't use capital"-, then you wouldn't have much trouble capitalizing stuff... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Proper nouns are names? Then so is a Human, and a Chair. It's easy to remember. Just capitalise names! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:09, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: ...but if it's a human, then it's not a name, it's a common noun... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:12, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Your name, TREE, is a COMMON noun. And DANI is a common name! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:15, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Well, Aracuan is capital. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:17, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Articuno is a pokemon's name! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

should it be capital, though? the reason why it's usually capital it's because it was originally the name of a character, which is the Aracuan. But if we're talking about a (fictional) species, then shouldn't it be lowercase? Like, "a flock of aracuans"... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:19, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

I guess human should be lowercase then, because they are also a fictional species. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:44, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: that's not why- wait a minute what 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:50, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

We don't exist silly, human is a name we gave to a certain clump of atoms and junk. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched}™

@L10nM4st3r: Atoms don't exist, silly, atom is a name we give to a certain clump of protons, neutrons, electrons and junk. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:57, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Protons and neutrons don't exist, silly, they're just names given to a certain clumb of sub-quarkitomic particles which created an explosion named rather boringly the "mediocre bang" — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:01, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: The mediocre bang never existed, silly, because there wasn't even a concept of time when it happened Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:04, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Nothing happened silly, we are in a simulation! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:06, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

nothingness doesn't exist silly, and neither does existence! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:07, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: silly l10n, you're in a Boltzmann brain… MY Boltzmann brain! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:08, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Nothing exists, therefore existance is nothing, but nothing cannot exist, so therefore existance cannot not exist! Therefore nothing either exists, or doesn't exist! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:09, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Quit deleting my comments. We get it, you can't handle the truth about reality. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:11, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

maybe we should stop with this gig before it starts messing with our heads... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:10, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I restore your comments. Sorry, but you've removed a lot of mine with edit conflicts, though. – Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs)

hehe 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:16, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

My device doesnt have copypaste, and I cant edit from my good device rn, but you saw what I wrote, I quit typing the same message over and over every time theres a fuvking edit conflict, you'll have to just revert me. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:18, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

OPOSSUM no why did you delete the unsigned template :[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:23, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

ok :ı| Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:25, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

it was just a joke lol don't get mad... you can re-delete the unsigned template if you want to... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:33, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Hey, quit edit conflicting me!

What did I do to deserve getting edit conflicted every f-ing time?? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:31, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Well, I got edit conflicted basically every single time as well, and presumably, so did Dani. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:33, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

everyone's getting edit conflicted in this crazy conversation of mad men.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

A conversation between three of the maddest men alive Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:35, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

well, technically speaking, none of us are truly men here... you're a marsupial, I'm a tree, and L10nM4st3r is most likely a lion even though he tries to hide it... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:37, 11 February 2025 (UTC)

Wait noo I'm a human! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 12:59, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

sure you are, L10n... you definitely ain't a lion disguised as a human or anything... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:04, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

You're right I'm not - oh wait that's sarcasm, isn't it? Also, I've fixed my edit conflict handler, so that's great. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:26, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Who knows, who knows... it might be, it might be not... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:33, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Ok, so I've tried to fix your userpage, but the tabs at the top still don't work with monobook, even though they DO work on your talkpage. I'm probably missing something, but I can't be bothered to try figuring it out rn. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:49, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: "fix"? What the actual fuck do you mean? When was it "broken"? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:15, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Literally all I did was make it so I can click the tab buttons. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:47, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: You said you still couldn't. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:50, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: there. Now you can click the goddamn links in monobook. That was painful. The reason it still probably didn't work for you was likely because of the following template:

moccaspin. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:22, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Thank you. If you are wondering exactly what it does, is it makes click events (when you click something), it makes it ignore the input. How things appear to work in html/css is if you click an area where multiple elements are overlapping, only thing thing on top will get clicked, so making it ignore click events allows you to click past it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:41, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Thanks L10n. Sorry that I've been a grump about all this... Also, did you notice that Moccaspin now spins in monobook? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:42, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

(about the thing at the very top) Hey, I wish I could use other skins too, but I'm forced to use monobook or I can only edit from one device... — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:43, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Very cool. Now I'm gonna add the css class to it to allow users to disable it if they wish. Also I'm so glad I fixed my edit conflict handler — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:44, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Huh? What are you allowing to be disabled? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:45, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

By adding 2 lines of code to your common css file, I've made it so you can disable laggy effects (the ones you've made mostly), and it will replace them with a different, less laggy, but perhaps less cool effect. So far, {{snow}} and now {{moccaspin}} have this support. It disables the background, and adds an icon to the top of the page. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:48, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

.laggy-effects {display:none !important}
.nolaggy-effects {display:block !important}

Tell me about Template:She and Template:Her

What was the motive behind those templates? They seem rather specific-use with a generic non-specific name.. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:20, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I don't remember much about why I made these templates, I was working on escape from Ojai back then, and I wanted any mentions of Luna to be bold and red, so… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:22, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Pretty sure there is a template for coloured text already. If you wish I can run the template remover tomorrow. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:23, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I do not wish so. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:24, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

Fair enough. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:27, 12 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:Ok, don't turn my entire talk page into a mosquito, though. (Even though I was planning to do that to Alula, although I was a bit too scared to do that.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:39, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

please add your mosquitoes here

Fair enough. But I've {{destroyed}} 3 talkpages before I got banned, so I know my limits ;p — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:42, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:

Thanks. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:43, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

here's my addition to this collection of mosquitoes :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 06:13, 19 February 2025 (UTC)

I must approve of this, since cold kills mosquitoes, and they are everywhere, due to south Georgia being heat. please send help they're eating my legs help hel 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:21, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

why do you want people to vandalize your talk page

why – Preceding unsigned comment added by 168.11.96.2 (talk • contribs)

@168.11.96.2: I'm kinda joking about that, this is a joke website after all, but you know what? go ahead and vandalize my talk page, I guess. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:20, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

Like this? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:30, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: that's not vandalism; that's just a reply... hold on, didn't see the top. forget I said anything. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:33, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

Hahaha. You spoke too soon. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:40, 20 February 2025 (UTC)

a story built one sentence at a time

it might be just me, but these two people who are recently editing ASBOSAAT -that is, an unregistered user and some newly registered user by the name of LP- aren't really that funny. I don't find their contributions interesting or laughable; they might be able to keep the plot coherent, but that's kinda useless if what they're writing about isn't worthy to keep my attention. I'd rather have several users bringing the plot into utter chaos, which often make for much more interesting plotpoints (that is, until people get bored and we have to reset the timeline again). am I the only one who thinks this way? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:24, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I don't know… I feel like ASBOWAAT been slowly getting worse for a long time. I do kind of miss the IP user from Kazakhstan who would add "moccasins" in a bunch of different languages though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:28, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

what do you mean "miss" that guy was like literally writing there yesterday and you're saying it like it's been a long time since 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:33, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

wait, he's still here? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:36, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

he isn't? I'm pretty sure the last time a foreign moccasin appeared on a ASBOxAAT wasn't that long ago...
also, would you want to participate in ASBOSAAT; and try to make the plot at least a bit more interesting? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:43, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I have not been active in ASBOSAAT for like, half a year, so now I have no idea what's going on in that story anymore, I would probably just end up derailing it even further… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:45, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

has it really been that long? I didn't even notice. that said, no matter how much you derail it, it probably will make the story at least a tad funnier... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:47, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

I've not been paying attention to any of the stories, I just added random words. Most of them are massive and would take way to long to read through, so I personally don't see the worth. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:13, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Seattle to Whittier, for use in make it to Ketchikan

The thing is, there is no easy way to get to Ketchikan. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:15, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

Oh phew, you've returned

I was worried you'd never return from your devolution from a was-olula to a is-ChowGreMat — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:03, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: The opichu/chowgremat/proto-olula is truly a horrifying creature, almost as horrifying as the neck-o-park or whatever it's called, the thing that goes "blenue". Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:05, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

Aah it's so horrifying I felt paralyzed when I read that. I have no idea how long I've been like this, but I'm back now. (totally not justifying why I disappeared for 6 days with an improvised lie...!) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:59, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

Asswash

Asswash Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:54, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

did you see the kinda shit someone uploaded?

the file name was called "File:SkibidiCobsonGem2.png". it was a mix between a skibidi toilet and one of those soyjaks memes - pretty much the peak of internet brainrot. I didn't hestitate to delete it on sight. I'm not letting such putrid braibrot spread through this site... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:18, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

I'm… kinda glad I didn't. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:19, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

I was unlucky to witness it, although I only for a couple of milliseconds before I pressed "huff". It was still long enough time to feel my retinas burning with such raw brainrot. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:23, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

laf

laf

laf

--– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

@Squaw Dee: did you just find my YouTube channel? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:43, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

yeah wtf is up with that?– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

That video was kind of an upload test. Not exactly, only kind of. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:51, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

you have a yt channel? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:53, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

@Squaw Dee: Yes, but it only has one video, and it's titled "laf". It's just a picture of a leaf with the Spongebob outro music. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:56, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

I'm curious to see the video. Could you link to it? :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:57, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

thx :]
btw, isn't adding the Spongebob music to your video a dangerous thing to do in YouTube? Y'know, because of the V of Doom... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:02, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Probably, but this only has like 29 views so the youtube bots and moderators probably won't find it anytime soon. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

where did the other 27 views come from? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:07, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

I do know that a few high school friends of mine wanted to see the video… yes, the same guys who I started the "SUCK MUCK!" thing with. I don't know about the other views, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:12, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

I don't remember the whole "SUCK MUCK!" thing, mind reminding me? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:19, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

See Vandalism/example on wheels! and Forum:Do not sighn Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:25, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

I am NOT visiting Vandalism/example on wheels!. That thing ain't even readable! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:29, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

pixels

It seems that TropicalPanther is uploading new pixel colors for An image built one pixel at a time, but does not seem to be following the naming conventions of the rest of pixels. You might want to lend TropicalPanther a hand. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:47, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: I think it's fine. The first time Panther did this was probably an accident, since he placed a normal pixel as well that time, and "Pixel U.png" was actually uploaded by Theultimategergdown. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:51, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

theoretically, i could make file redirects (so File:Pixel C.png would redirect to File:Pixel CaribbeanGreen), because how the template looks like it works to me is that typing in a character makes it try to find the file under File:Pixel _.png, so making File:Pixel C.png a redirect could potentially work. still, it's a bit inconvenient, but you don't have to type CaribbeanGreen. also, me capitalizing the U in Pixel U was a mistake. in my defence, it was the anniversary of the discovery of uranus, so... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:04, 14 March 2025 (UTC)

the pixel ! was supposed to not fit with the others. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 

Gueh Gueh, ur anus! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:59, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

eheheheheh... your anus!! eheheheheh.... gergdown, eh (talk) 02:27, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

what we do with file:brown pixel.png Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 02:35, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

Based on the fact it's a redlink, we should put it ALL OVER THE MAIN PAGE I mean put it on this talkpage. Like, above this message in a comment by brown. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:14, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

You've been Invited to Moccasinia's University

Gabri ^growl _sniff 19:28, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

you know people can still see it in the revision history, right??

'dis sayin' 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:41, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

true... but there's no way you're encrypt this one!!!!!1 (sidenote: holy shit it's big) gergdown, eh (talk) 01:43, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Streisand effect time Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:46, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

erm akshually, do you mean streisand syndrome? gergdown, eh (talk) 01:47, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

No, I do not. w:Streisand effect Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:49, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: ok wtf is this 01:50, 21 March 2025 (UTC) – Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs)

cipher... somehow. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:51, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Let me guess, it's the entire bee movie script. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:53, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: cipher? like in Bill cipher? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:55, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

oh my gosh... real!!!! (nah, it's a form of steganography). anyway, i've changed it to be a much more byte-saving form of steganography gergdown, eh (talk) 01:57, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Holy cow, for a brief time, my talk page was the fifth largest article on Uncyclopedia! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:05, 23 March 2025 (UTC)

Get smashed

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. L10nM4st3r just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include Because I feel like it — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:39, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

whacked with page's favorite fish

Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout. Don't take this too seriously. alula just wants to let you know that you did something silly, which may or may not include forgetting about this page

@Alula: I see, someone would eventually find a reason to trout me! I will eat the trout for dinner. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:16, 15 April 2025 (UTC)

Sea kayak

I hacked up Sea kayak. To my surprise, there weren't any red links for images. The edit history shows it going back to 2008, not 2007 for some reason, even though that's the version I specifically hacked up. Twice. I think it's because that original version was deleted and then hacked up in 2008. Have fun. Cheers. MrX blow me 14:15, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: Thanks bro Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Fo sho. MrX blow me 14:57, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@MrX: Who's sho? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

"Fo sho" is the American spelling and pronunciation of "for sure". MrX blow me 22:06, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Sho-ing deez nuts to you Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:26, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Screw you lol — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:27, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:No, I'm about to screw YOU lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:29, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

I'm sure you will enjoy that, but you wouldn't. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 20:33, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

are you guys flirting with eachother 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:34, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

Idk about him but I'm not. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:12, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: sure... 😏 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 16 April 2025 (UTC)

infobox People

the image_name tag now works. thanks for catching that mistake :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:15, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Thank you for editing the template. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:15, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

np :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:19, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: >:] nice Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:21, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

hehe, SiIva reference.
btw,I'm curious. why are you so angry about the hell busters? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:22, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: The stuff I say about the hell busters is half ironic, but a lot of the time, they really do fuck up more things than they fix. Then we have to go through and manually fix the templates that they break ourselves. And remember that time when L10nM4st3r nearly deleted a fuckton of not-so-unused images with his bots? P.S., the whole thing about calling Zana Dark "the dark one" is ultra cringe to be honest. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:28, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

the whole "dark one" thing is just a joke, sorry if it's a bit cringe.
also, I'm pretty sure the whole unused images don't have anything to do with the hell busters (considering our scope is only in templates)
as for the broken templates, sorry if L10n's bots have broken things, but I'd argue that it hasn't screwed up the templates as much as you say it has. it was necessary to get rid of Zana's demonic spaguetti code of template hell. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:11, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Moral of the story? Fuck bots. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:21, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

Fuck bots indeed. And you can't stop me from saying "the dark one". But you say it's cringe? Well, dark one, dark one, dark one. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:26, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

Though tbf, you blame my bot for breaking the infobox people template, but it was actually done by a human, err a tree. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:30, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: are you afraid to speak her name? ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! ZANA DARK! And I didn't blame your bot for the infobox people template, I blamed it for, well, just about everything else. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:40, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

Well, it is a well known fact my template remover has a mind of its own, and wants to replace the Main Page with the content of the AAAAAAAAAA! page. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:44, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I think my penis might have a mind of its own as well. I named it Floppy Joe. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:46, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

Noo more penis/screwing/ect. jokes from you, you've had enough for one year, three months, 14 days, 5 hours, 2 minutes, and 43.47744663257743669234 seconds. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:52, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

Never mind how specific that timestamp is. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:54, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I am afraid that the computer chips in my brain are unable to handle such a precise number, so that time stamp has been rounded to zero. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:55, 17 April 2025 (UTC)

In which case the zero stands for "0% accuraccy". — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:01, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Ok, ok, ok, now it says that I'm prevented from making penis/screwing jokes for -2147483648 years. This is confusing, and that's awfully specific as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:03, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

seems like integer wrapping. It's possible the amount of years is at least TWICE that number, if flipped to be positive. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:08, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

make it to catch the khan music

as a... musician of certainly the time, when i get my computer back from the rats in my dumpster, can i compose music for this game? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:29, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Why, yes you can, even though I kind of did it first. You could probably make something better than what I wrote, though. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:31, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

yeah, your song has a bit of... how do i say it... mispitched notes. F# with G, a crime against humanity. F on G- hold on. G on guitar? G-string? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:40, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Well, I'd like to see what you come up with. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:47, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

i dunno what to do with this. i made it one day. my actual songs have been stolen by penguins from the antarctic. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:17, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Pretty short tbh, but a good start. I like it! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:41, 22 April 2025 (UTC)

How could you

@OPOSSUM:, How could you? How could you revert my edit of only one letter?!?! This betrayal shall never be forgotten! The gods shall remember your transgression for all of the days to pass! This is the worst thing that could have ever possibly happened to me! The GODS.

lol Coffi (talk) 20:01, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Also, can you teach me how to customize my user page to be more interactive and stuff? This is really cool. Coffi (talk) 20:04, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: You want to make your userpage more interactive? I was never all that good at explaining things, to be honest, and it took me a long time to learn how to do it all. You might have come to the wrong guy, but what kind of things do you want to do with your userpage? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:08, 25 April 2025 (UTC)