UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LeftLane

You're about to be dropped into the middle of the worst part of this game, ever. Perhaps the worst part of any game.

It's a simple game: all you have to do is to weave your way through traffic by moving your cursor around. And if you accidentally hover your mouse over a car or truck, you get run over and DIE! Be prepared, bitch.

And if you go on the grass next to the highway? You also die! Because the Earth itself hates you.

And please, please, please, don't cheat at this terrible game by hovering your mouse too far from the center of the page. Doing so bothers the grues, and who in the right mind (or the wrong mind!) would want mess with a grue?

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