Category:Make it to Ketchikan

GET OUT OF THIS CATEGORY, CHEATER!

Can YOU make it to Ketchikan?

Introducing: Escape from Ojai II, the UnGame to end all UnGames, featuring:

• Over eight hundred subpages!
• Full-screen backgrounds, that are somtimes 22MB! (The Background2 template can help with those, though.) (there's a sequel to the background template????????????????)

Yes, there is, Gergdown. I've been using it to load low-resolution previews of large images instead of the large images themselves.

• CSS effects surpassed by nothing else on Uncyclopedia (except Alone in the Dark), whoever wrote that game has a much bigger brain than any of us!
• Real-time action (but only in Moccasinia!)
• Cheesy boss fights!
• Eldritch flesh worlds!
• Modern (2024-era) Uncyclopedia injokes!
• Even more moccasins than its predecessor!
• A nearly 2,000-mile West Coast adventure!