UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Asb2waat

Hmmm… I've seen a lot of Bat Fuck Insane shit in my life, but that's a bit too Bat Fuck Insane, even for me.

You tell "Lake" about the war between Goatse and Lesbianland on "A story built two words at a time", the borderline edit war that ColonelKurtz, Jackson and OPOSSUM (and sometimes Squaw Dee) fought against DaniPine3 and Alula. All the vandalism and rule-breaking for the sake of either Kirk Johnson or kissing lesbians, the suspicious lack of moccasins.

"Lake" laughs his ass off because he hasn't heard anything remotely funny in a while. Yes, he really does laugh his ass off- it literally falls off.

You may:

• Glue his ass back on
• Leave him behind
• Give him your invisibility moccasin to help him run from the Moccasinian Police