UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Start

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Plain and depressing. You must find a better place.

You awaken naked in the night in a field just outside of Ojai, California. The events of the past few days are all a blur to you. All you really feel sure about your life is that your name is John, you're hungry, and you urgently need to get to Ketchikan, Alaska. You see a farmhouse in the distance. Being naked, you don't feel comfortable knocking and asking for food.

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