UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AskJuneauDir

You approach a random seal and ask him: "Oop John Juneau haaagh?" He says:

"Ehh? John uhh arp haaagh. Uhh arp John blaah."

You may:

• Search around town for "uhh arp"
• Swim in the sea
• Talk to the local seals