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ORP ORP ORP!

800px-Cordova_harbor_-_panoramio.jpg The egg-desiring seal, whose name is Kurghk-blorp, gives you a dirty look, unimpressed by your ignorance of even the most basic vocabulary of the Sealese language.

The next few pages of this game will be entirely in Sealese. Here is a basic guide to the language of these fine creatures, feel free to screenshot this useful guide.

Sealese-English Dictionary (Remember, in Sealese, verbs always come at the end of a clause.)
Sealese English
Aaagh "Eat"
Blaah Say, speak, talk
Bleh No, and "bleh-bleh" is "yes".
Eggs Eggs
Ehh? What?
Fibsh "Cocaine"
Gligph "See"
Gyah "Do"
Haaagh "Find"
Oof "Die"
Orp "Give"
Tktktktk "Want"
ORP ORP ORP! I HOPE YOU GET CLUBBED, BASTARD! (GIVE GIVE GIVE!)
"<insert name here> eggs tktktktk!" "I (<insert name here>) want eggs!"

Kurghk-Blorp eggs, fibsh tktktktk. Ehh <insert name here> gyah?