A story built one clause at a time

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Rules!

1. No writing two clauses in a row. A clause is anything that has both a subject and a predicate.
2. For the purposes of this story, an interjection counts as a clause.
3. No incomplete clauses. Every edit must add a full clause containing both a subject and a predicate.
4. No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
5. No adding random banana clauses. The story must penis make sense chicken if you read through butt it.
6. No clauses longer than 40 words.
7. Use tags like <nowiki> sparingly.
8. Have fun!
9. Last person to edit wins!!

Story

We return to expand the moccacinematic universe once again. Yes. Stephen Hawking is here, and he's gonna kick your ass! Our beloved hero John Johnson unexpectedly challenged Stephen's actions, however. Stephen Hawking was going to summon Jeffrey Epstein but Jeff Bezos disagreed with him. They're also both dead, despite George Who Bushed's meddling in the situation. Actually, 9/11 was an outside job. It was performed by a moccasin.

But who owned the moccasin?

The Moccasin was owned by OPOSSUM, since he owns all the moccasins (OPOSSUM owns all the moccasins that aren't owned by Squaw Dee.) This would mean Squaw Dee owns more moccasins, but Squaw Dee's moccasins must be all fake if OPOSSUM owns all of the real ones. Thus, the story must be lying to us. Oh no!!!!!

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Goatsebians • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • [[The Legend of ASBOWAAT: A Link to the Present]] • 1 UTC time down, 1439 more to go! • Proof that the ASBOxAAT writers are getting more and more insane • Mpreg Overload • É só usar um tradutor que me entende • The only way to win is not to play. • How idiots spell Santa's last name • The one you will never live to see • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • Goatse • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • Moccasinia • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • ASBOxAAT Pantheon • Escape from Ojai: The Game • Make it to Ketchikan: The Sequel • Mpreg