Forum:A forum thread built one comment at a time

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Alula was the last editor. However, Alula is still able to write more text at this time.

List of articles for those who would need that:

• A story built one word at a time
• A story built one sentence at a time
• A story built one letter at a time
• A story built one paragraph at a time
• A story built one article at a time
• A story built one image at a time
• A word built one story at a time
• A story built one byte at a time
• A story built one time at a word
• A story built one "a story at a time" at a time
• A story changed one word at a time
• A story built two words at a time
• A story built one video at a time
• A story built half a word at a time
• A story voted one part at a time (voting page)
• AStoryBuiltOneWordButNoSpacesAtATime
• A story built one time at a byte
• A story built one link at a time
• A story built one time at a time
• A story built one template at a time
• A story built one phrase at a time
• A story built one language at a time
• UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time
• A story built one clause at a time

...what do you mean we're obsessed?

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Haven't seen L10nM4st3r, the original creator of the original page, for a while, RIP :(
Also, it seems as if ever since the three "A story built one sentence/letter/paragraph" articles were created, the entire series began to decline in popularity. Well, it's been fun while it lasted.
We've even developed a few new (forced) inside jokes (Jimi and John, possibly Ojai, and of course, also, moccasins. ).
We already had a semi-active talk page on "A story built one word at a time", but I figured that I should create this page for discussion about the original ASBOWAAT and the three new versions collectively.Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:49, 27 March 2024 (UTC)

Alright. Let's see how quickly this forum post archives itself. 19:22, 28 March 2024 (UTC)

Well shit Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:34, 28 March 2024 (UTC)

Here before the forum post archives itself. 😎 DaniPine3 (talk) 22:37, 29 March 2024 (UTC)

Don't mind me, just keeping this shitty thread alive. If this gets closed, I will move this thread somewhere else. By the way, the "one sentence at a time" and "one paragraph at a time" articles are really dead, and the other two are dying. I hope we can resurrect them. Time to talk to DonkeyGod of all people... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:25, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

I mean, the forum post doesn’t archive properly, it just replaces the edit button with one that says "no editing". And that’s fairly easy to get around (i’ve done that multiple times to Forum:Last person to edit wins) 20:58, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

Do you just make a link like this? [1] Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:57, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

No, i just click the edit button from the page history screen. 08:18, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

Hey L10nM4st3r came back from the dead. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:21, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

Ive been hard at work, so sorry ive been dead. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:29, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

So

I was thinking about listing all of the pages up at the top, just in case anyone ever needs it. Does anyone care if i do that? 21:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

You can do it Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:23, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

Alright, one list coming up 17:44, 3 April 2024 (UTC)

I also just realized that this forum post should be named something like "A forum built one comment at a time". 18:01, 3 April 2024 (UTC)

There we go Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:27, 3 April 2024 (UTC)

My number one priority for this thread is to make sure that it will not be archived anytime soon. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:31, 6 April 2024 (UTC)

Here, have this comment to aid you in achieving such goal. Let's hope this forum doesn't archive too soon. DaniPine3 (talk) 10:42, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

Hmm? Wha? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 07:18, 9 April 2024 (UTC)

You've missed a whole lot of things about moccasins. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:23, 12 April 2024 (UTC)

Is this silly joke still going?? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:47, 14 April 2024 (UTC)

Yes 10:52, 14 April 2024 (UTC)

I'd rather not explain the joke Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:00, 15 April 2024 (UTC)

I mean this joke, you joke is random, thats why its funny. I mean the "one at a time" joke L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:26, 15 April 2024 (UTC)

I meant that I would rather not explain the "moccasins" thing Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:37, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Looking forward to "An explanation built one in-joke at a time" 21:39, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Okay,

this might be getting out of hands...DaniPine3 (talk) 16:31, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

you don't say? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:39, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

before even an article that is currently being made one character per edit, this site was pretty inactive. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:20, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

Well, that was unrelated as far as I can tell Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:48, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

1

1 L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:44, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Huh?

Huh? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:48, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

A word built one story at a time Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:36, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

beenz

the beenz were a thing that was a thing that were a thing that was that wasn't that uhh yes no maybe efuhjdklopefrgijhfbejdwnsmkiuhiekwd – Preceding unsigned comment added by Donkeygod7 (talk • contribs)

I don't know which is less funny, beanz or moccasins, but I'll allow both. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:23, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Voting Poll

There's a new poll on "A story built one paragraph at a time" concerning the fate of Moccasinia. After me, DaniPine, L10nM4st3r and Alula have all voted, the fate of Moccasinia shall be determined. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:12, 23 April 2024 (UTC)

Have you considered that there is a plausible possibility some user might come to A story built one paragraph at a time, ignore the poll and be himself the one to choose Moccasinia's fate? Just sayin' DaniPine3 (talk) 21:37, 23 April 2024 (UTC)

Oh yes I have. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:06, 24 April 2024 (UTC)

I think the lion has voted, so i guess the poll is over. 17:48, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

Yeah the lion has voted Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:57, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

moccasins

moccasins. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:09, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

Long live the moccasins.
DaniPine3 (talk) 19:43, 26 April 2024 (UTC)

SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN!
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN!
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN!
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN!
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN!
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
SCHMOCCAMOCCA MOCCAMOCCA MOTHERFUCKINGMOCCASINS
MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! MOCK SIN! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:18, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

HERE'S FOR THE BIGGEST FUCKING MOCCASIN OF ALL TIME FOREVER OR COULD EVER BE!!!

A moccasin bigger than the Moccasun
moccasins

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:50, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

Thanks for that, now i had to make a box for one of these yet again. 18:36, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

The worst is, I'm pretty sure it won't be the last time.DaniPine3 (talk) 19:52, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

A moccasin bigger than the Moccagalaxy!
moccasins

You welcome, I put it in a box for you. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:56, 28 April 2024 (UTC)

The moccasin gods bless you, L10nM4st3r. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:21, 30 April 2024 (UTC)

A moccasin bigger than the Moccauniverse!
moccasins

It gets bigger yet! TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:33, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Are you sure this is a good idea, L10n? I mean, if you keep making moccasins that huge, isn't the universe going to implode at the sheer size of these moccasins? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:37, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

momma spins
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:33, 7 May 2024 (UTC)

oh.

STOCCASINS!!!!

Why is there an IP user by the name of 202.92.132.251 that has been writing "stop" in big letters in all the "a story written x at a time" series (including this forum)? Do they want for the stories to stop or something? Because I'm pretty sure we won't stop for a long time... DaniPine3 (talk) 07:27, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

I'm not sure. Might be someone who just found out that you can vandalize wikis quite easily. 11:39, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

202.92.132.251 has also created a new "Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen" page, and I'm letting it slide, even though it makes no sense at all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:09, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

Fun fact you might not know

I've just discovered that the Spanish Uncyclopedia has recently made their own version of A story built one word at a time. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:07, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

los mocasines. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:35, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

I mean, that sounds fun. Except for the part where my translating tool said that ducks were raped. I'm not sure what's up with that. 21:42, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

@Alula: It's not like we're any much better... DaniPine3 (talk) 22:41, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah... Mohican ducks... they're just getting started. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:55, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

I'm aware. I'm also of the opinion that psychologically traumatizing the characters is funny, so i might not be the brightest one around here. 23:00, 13 May 2024 (UTC)

I feel like the way you put adjectives after nouns in Spanish is having an effect on the Spanish version of ASBOWAAT Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:27, 18 May 2024 (UTC)

Okay, I feel they've somehow made it worse. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:25, 14 May 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, maybe. It’s sure taking a weird turn. Weirder than i could ever come up with. 16:59, 14 May 2024 (UTC)

DON'T TRANSLATE "FLOUR SON" INTO SLOVENIAN, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:50, 15 May 2024 (UTC)

moka sonce. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:24, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

Holy hell! 16:03, 15 May 2024 (UTC)

Bwahaha! >:D Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 15 May

PS I said "son", not "sun" Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:41, 23 May 2024 (UTC)

2024 (UTC)

moka sins. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:58, 25 May 2024 (UTC)

Actually related to this sections subject, they seem to have given up on writing... well anything.

Also this forum locked itself. I thought someone was supposed to stop it from doing that, but i guess not. 11:54, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Møqásÿn?

Is Møqásÿn too close to Móckasiin/Moccasin for the no repeats articles? Or is it invalid at all/for another reason? ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ

You mean for creating an entire article about? Then no, not really, but i don't think we should make more of those simply because no one is gonna understand anything about the articles we wrote for the rest of the characters. 17:55, 28 May 2024 (UTC)

The Moccan Language, ᛖⴲⵎcâᔑıИⵢ or ଟʎ̝Ⱄ ᛖⴲñⵎcâᔑıИⵢ

This can be transliterated as mhoq'esins'x̱w or dz'ğch' mhoq'esinṯs'x̱w if you prefer.
So apparently this is what ʔK'âʞДe ('Yńhbsdłrkxw) has been speaking the whole time. I decided that we should make this into an actual language (there's no hope trying to learn to full-on speak it though.) I've got an idea on how we can flesh out its vocabulary and grammar: you can get me to translate things, if we don't have a word for something, I'll invent one. You guys can create words for it as well, and I'll add them to the dictionary. The grammar is already pretty complex, just saying. Soon we be able to translate some crazy shit into Moccan. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:29, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

P.S. In order to keep the Moccan language fairly compact so that the words don't get too long, I've decided to make the word roots fairly short, often with only one syllable, sometimes even lacking vowels entirely. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:33, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

No fucking way you just invented a whole language for a guy that only appears for like three seconds in a story that was purely made for the laughs. That's some next-level dedication. DaniPine3 (talk) 20:36, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

There's only a few words so far... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:39, 29 May 2024 (UTC)

40 sections!

We have written 40 sections of A story built one sentence at a time! That's quite a lot.

We also have more than 100000 bytes of content there too. That's also quite a lot. (Also the 12th largest page in terms of size, but that's probably going to change quite often.)

And in case anyone wants to know how many times we have mentioned moccasins, i can say that i don't really know. Probably over a hundred times at this point. 15:49, 20 June 2024 (UTC)

Luna AI-picture

What do you think of this AI-generated picture of Luna in ASBOSAAT? ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:44, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

It's cool, but it'd be even cooler if it had been drawn by a human... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:48, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Alas, I am incapable of producing any reasonable approximation of even the meanest AI-generated drawing, for I am a fool with pen-and-paper. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:52, 11 July 2024 (UTC) 17:52, 11 July 2024 (UTC) 17:52, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

Nah, it's okay. At least you're just using the AI for fun; it's not like other people, who are using it to make money in the cheapest way possible DaniPine3 (talk) 18:19, 11 July 2024 (UTC)

That is not how I imagined Luna at all, but cool I guess. I’m about to add it to her actual page. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:04, 29 July 2024 (UTC)

UN-archived! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:00, 4 September 2024 (UTC)

ASB2WAAT, ASBOVAAT & ASB½WAAT

What's the deal with these? I'm gone for what, 4 weeks and I come back to 3 whole new stories built! ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:10, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I made asb1/2waat. A user called “മമ്മൂട്ടി” made the Asb2waat and he’s not active anymore. My ASB½WAAT was inspired by ASB2WAAT. uhhhhh… I guess you should talk to pasmorade about asbovaat. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:35, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure ASBOVAAT was made by Fenris. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:39, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

I'm not complaining, they're cool, but in all my time before this there was maybe one new ASBOxAAT. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:03, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

This is still going on?

Honestly, I was not expecting it to go this far, after this much time. I .... wow.... You're a bunch of fucking nerds, which is why im going to join in for a little bit. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:51, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

I mean, at this point it's never going to end. ASBOWAAT has over four thousand edits on its own, and ASBOSAAT is officially the longest article now. And also most of these pages have been edited literally every single day for months at this point. 21:57, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

I find it funny that ASBOSAAT has managed to become longer than the article literally called "Long article" (I guess it wasn't Longest article, after all...)
Also welcome back L10nM4st3r :] DaniPine3 (talk) 22:46, 15 September 2024 (UTC)

I added a subpage for just the story from ASVOPAAT. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:16, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

I can’t believe Mario Kart, my first article, is #672. PS “Infinity” used to be the longest article before I shrunk it down using a template. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 19:21, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

Idiot! Now that the article on infinity isn't the longest article, you've created a paradox in the space-time continuum! And it's all your fault! DaniPine3 (talk) 19:30, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

Oh you fool. Did you not realize that that was what I intended to do? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page 19:35, 16 September 2024 (UTC)

ITS THE WHAT ARTICLE??? Mine is longer (had to). L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:34, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Oh, i almost forgot, ASBOIAAT is the 5th longest and ASBOPAAT is completely forgotten about the 10th longest. Apparently just writing a somewhat incoherent mess gets you a long way. 21:14, 17 September 2024 (UTC)

Anyone want to help work on my UnGame based on ASBOxAAT?

It’s called “Escape from Ojai”. Unlike the original, you can make as many edits as you want in a row. Follow John on his journey to escape from Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:06, 23 September 2024 (UTC)

Or my sequel-ish thing: Make it to Ketchikan? ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 19:10, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

I might try to make some pages for “Make it to Ketchikan”, considering that I’ve actually been to Ketchikan. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:06, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

(as have I, great place, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered)ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 20:48, 27 September 2024 (UTC)

ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 17:02, 4 October 2024 (UTC)

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:59, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

Never knew there existed an Aracuan fandom outside of Uncyclopedia's Walbro in-jokes.
Then again, this exists as well...

May I present you: Anime Aracuan

DaniPine3 (talk) 20:45, 5 October 2024 (UTC)

Forgot about that image. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:37, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Hello.

Hello.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 00:20, 26 October 2024 (UTC)

'Allo, Hullo. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 20:29, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

question

am i allowed to create a subpage of ASBOIAAT with the same rules as the main ASBOIAAT (subpages can allow for two or more "stories" to go on at the same time) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:46, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

@Brown9622: what would be that for? DaniPine3 (talk) 15:57, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

raichu going back to paldea... if he even knows the way out lmao Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 15:59, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

@Brown9622: why would you need a subpage for that? just add it to the ongoing story. DaniPine3 (talk) 16:01, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

the cat's gonna eat it Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:03, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Bring Fenris. I think the cat’s afraid of grues. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:05, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Idk, I'm pretty sure she ate a grue earlier in the story she then ate... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:07, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

i can indeed confirm that i ate a grue at some point. it tasted surprisingly good, too 23:44, 27 November 2024 (UTC)

I bet you can't eat me.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:12, 28 November 2024 (UTC)

i definitely can 06:05, 28 November 2024 (UTC)

how about a whole bunch of grues? Can you eat a whole bunch of grues? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:11, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

The awnser, naturally, is to eat shit fuckers.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:12, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

i can absolutely eat that too 16:24, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: what is what you can eat, though: a bunch of grues, or shit? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:25, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Both, I assume this horrible creature means. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:27, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

uhefisukdhn gighdfuhgiduflhdiughbvdfhbgvdjbvdfjkbvdfhbvdfhbvdfjbvdjfbvjdkfbv dkjfxcv!!!&@)*@&$E*&#@*&*@&)@&$872$)(7$@()*$@&$@(@*$*&$@()@&$&@$(@&$)@&$)(@&$)@($&Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 16:28, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

ok, i'm eating colonelkurtz 16:29, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: you still haven't answered my question... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:31, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

all of them. by the way, i'm a bit hungry and i heard templates were tasty. do you happen to have some lying around that i could eat? 16:36, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat:...huh? well I guess I could... here's a random template

This user is a cat. They're just standing on two legs to make people believe they're human (and failing horribly at it).

DaniPine3 (talk) 16:41, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

too late, i've already found one. it's right below me. and soon it won't be! 16:43, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: huh? you won't be planning to eat the ASBOWAAT template, are you? that would be too meta! DaniPine3 (talk) 16:44, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

oh, crap, it's already too late... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:44, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

i looove this template. can feel all the stories going down my throat. do you happen to have any more of these? 16:46, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: well, I guess there's this... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:50, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

is there now? 16:51, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: you really eat these things rather quickly... there's no way you want more, do you? DaniPine3 (talk) 16:52, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

have you forgotten about the fact that i am literally perpetually hungry? i can eat these things quite quickly, and chewing through words and infoboxes is way quicker and more nutritious than rocks 16:55, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: I can't see how chewing data and numbers can be more nutritious than eating something that has a physical existence; but well, you do you, I guess... DaniPine3 (talk) 16:57, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

then you don't know me at all. and that's after months of you knowing literally everything i've done during that time 16:58, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: surely, I know what you've done, but I can hardly understand it. how are fictional things more nutritious than real ones? perhaps you could bring enlightment to this question, miss cat. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:03, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

because i'm a fictional character. and with every comment you make you are slowly becoming one yourself 17:05, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@story-eating cat: oh shoot.... if that happens, you'll be able to eat me!!!! 🫨🫨🫨 DaniPine3 (talk) 17:13, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

hiiiiii Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:46, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

No. Just no.Terminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 17:02, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

hiiiiiiiiiii brown9622 17:03, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

guys there might be a slight chance emolga might become my favorite pokemon instead of pichu soon what is going on Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:17, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

@Brown9622: perhaps it's because both of them look rather similar... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:22, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

pichu looks closer to plusle than emolga Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:23, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

they're all pikaclones, so... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:30, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

another fun fact about me: the only reason wartortle is my favorite of the g1 starter line pokemon is because it's so damn forgettable Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:36, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

you surely speak ill-manered about this pokémon that you claim is your favorite one... DaniPine3 (talk) 17:39, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

blame pichu0b.dsp for getting pichu engrained into my mind to the point where i start feeling like pichu isn't REALLY my favorite. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:42, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

the hell is pichu0b.dsp? I searched for it and got literally 0 results. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:47, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

oh just download the pichu ssbm voice clips from the sounds resource Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 17:48, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

Dead forum thread

Dead as a fucking dodo Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:46, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: well, it isn't dead anymore, now that you wrote on it... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:47, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

It's still dead, but only a little less dead… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 00:48, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

OPOSSUM If something's a little less dead, then it's already not dead... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:02, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3:Well, it’s the difference between a roadkill deer and a dinosaur fossil. And what we are doing here is using ancient rituals to bring the roadkill deer back to life. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:06, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: well, if we're bringing it back to life, then it's not dead anymore, is it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:09, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: It won’t be dead by the time we’re done with this ritual. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 01:11, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

yaaaaaaaay :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:18, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

It won't be dead, but you will after what I'll have done to you. Killing is fun.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 14:58, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

batsy bats bats bats! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 :B Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:08, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

oh god no not the bats no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:10, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

ratsy rats rats rats! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 15:21, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

hatsy hats hats hats! 🎩🧢🧢🎩👒👒🧢🎩👒👒🎩🧢👒🧢🎩🪖🎩👒 Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 15:28, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

Hatey haety hate hat! 🖕🖕🎩🖕🖕🧢– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 19:39, 7 January 2025 (UTC)

Why do you hate hats? They are extremely useful for everyday situations, like when you just need to quickly turn into an ice statue of yourself or throw a bottle of battery acid at someone. 18:56, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: is that a reference to a certain piece of media? both the ice statue of yourself and bottle of battery acid reminds me of Deltarune, but I don't remember what a hat had to do in any of those moments... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:05, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

Maybe. (It's not Deltarune though, the "battery acid" part is just there because it's a bottle of green explosive fluid) 19:27, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

ENGUHLISH MUHTHERFUCCERS DOO U SPEAKE ITTerminate the Colonel's command. (talk) 14:55, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

Yes, i do. Do you? 20:55, 14 January 2025 (UTC)

Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 17:07, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

New signature, huh? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 17:11, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Looks like any other signature to me. Especially like any other bad motherfucker signature. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:27, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

Uhhh Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 21:58, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

yeah. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:07, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

absolutely 22:56, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

ASBOWAAT is now officially one year (and also a little over half a month) old

Proof

I don't really have anything else to add here other than the fact that we somehow managed to make it the 64th longest page in that time. I think that's impressive? 12:48, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Oh that's nolstalgic. One of the last things I ever made before I turned 18. Also the file-size is not impressive. This is an impressive page, size-wise. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 13:09, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, when you mention it, i probably should've pointed out something better about the page than the file size of it 17:23, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series. Stories The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Goatsebians • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse • The dumbest idea of the century • Experiment to see if democracy actually works • PascalCase • the space-time continuum breaks. • [[The Legend of ASBOWAAT: A Link to the Present]] • 1 UTC time down, 1439 more to go! • Proof that the ASBOxAAT writers are getting more and more insane • Mpreg Overload • É só usar um tradutor que me entende • The only way to win is not to play. • How idiots spell Santa's last name • The one you will never live to see • FORUM THREAD Characters John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • Goatse • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians Misc. Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • Moccasinia • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • ASBOxAAT Pantheon • Escape from Ojai: The Game • Make it to Ketchikan: The Sequel • Mpreg