UnGames:Bust into Boston

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You've escaped from Ojai. You've made it to Ketchikan. The people at Bat Fuck Insane Publishers, Inc. have gotten bored (for the billionth time). The people on the West Coast hate you, so you have to move. (Way to screw up, John!) Introducing Bust into Boston, the third installment in the acclaimed[Citation needed so bad it isn't funny at all] UnGame series Escape from Ojai!

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©2025 Bat Fuck Insane Publishers, Inc.Developed with the help of UNFOCOM (Those guys don't matter.)

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The Escape From Ojai series
The Main Series

Escape from Ojai • Make it to Ketchikan • Bust into Boston

Spin-offs

An UnGame built one page at a time • Destroy Florida • Go to Fenway • Pulverize the Sun • The Impossible Text Adventure • Try Harder

Articles

EfO series timeline • Escape from Ojai (article) • Make it to Ketchikan (article) • Bust into Boston (article)

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The Moccasinematic Universe - a.k.a. The "A story built" series
Stories

The amazing original • God Resets the Universe • WE *fingers crossed* STOPPED LUNA! • Land of the Amazing Single-letter Links • The one nobody remembers • Gibberish Chaos • Oh no, the cat ate the story! • G.A.Y. • We already ran out of words • The one that defies all we thought we knew about story-telling • WE'RE NOT QUITE DONE YET! • Goatsebians • Proof that democracy doesn't work • PascalCase • [[The Legend of ASBOWAAT: A Link to the Present]] • Proof that the ASBOxAAT writers are getting more and more insane • Mpreg Overload • The only way to win is not to play. • How idiots spell Santa's last name • Putting the "pain" in "paint" (32x32) (64x64) • I bet this is gonna have Oscar Wilde in it • The one you will never live to see • FORUM THREAD

Characters

John • Lord Móckasiin • Luna • Knife Guy • Dave • Penguins • Selaw Obmij • Oscar de la Wilde • ʔK'âʞДe • Goth Garfield • The OPOSSUMS • The Aracuans • Big Moccasin Billy, Lord of the STOP! • UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 • Lawrence of Arabia • Ottomans • Goatse • J.K. Rowling • Catgirls • Lesbians • Story-eating cat • Mr. Glargh

Misc.

Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen • Moccasins • FISH!!! • Un-UnNews on ASBOWAAT • Ojai • Moccasinia • God • Un-existinator • L10nM4st3r • Moccan language • Olula Disease • L10nM4st3r's essay on all of this • ASBOxAAT Pantheon • The antagonist article of the series • Escape from Ojai: The Game • Make it to Ketchikan: The Sequel • Bust into Boston: The Threequel • Mpreg

Banished stories!

the space-time continuum breaks. • É só usar um tradutor que me entende • Taking one line of cocaine at a time • The dumbest idea of the century • 1 UTC time down, 1439 more to go! • The one where Michael Jackson started a zombie apocalypse

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Bust into Boston is part of a selection of UnGames
Text Adventures

Abyss • Alone in the Dark • Castle • Choose Your Own Adventure • Escape from Ojai • EfO2: Make it to Ketchikan • EfO3: Onwards to Boston • Finland adventure • Go to Fenway • HyperSquare • Infinite Loop • MMORPG • Oliver Twist • Oregon Trail • Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle • Pulverize the Sun • SimCity • Try Harder • You Have Sinned • Zork • Zork 2 • Zork 3 • Zork Abridged

Miscellanous Games

Apocalypse Survival • Automated Telephone System • Chess • Confucius Says • Digital Fortune Cookie • DodgeUltra • ROOMS • Slidy Links • Spinny Links • Teh SCAREY MAZE of D00M! • The Blue Screen Of Death • The Hellen Keller Experience • Tic Tac Toe • UnNotPron • VMSCE

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