UnGames:Pulverize the Sun

PULVERIZE THE SUN

By some random IP guy called 168.no.i.cant.remember.my.own.ip.address

Basically, I just don't like the fucking Sun. Sure, yeah, it's nice to have heat, but where I live, it fucking sucks because it gets to like 100 Fahrenheit in the summer, all thanks to the SUN! So, I made this stupid game. Because fuck the sun. Enjoy playing it, but you should probably read the Prelude.

Yep, we know where you live. And you should go work out.

Prelude

You, yes you, are sitting on your fat ass on Uncyclopedia, but suddenly your entire AC just...dies. It literally gets a funereal, and as a result, you get pissed, cuz your AC is useful. So you step your fat ass outside and swear to the Sun that after you get your fat ass handed to you on Call of Duty again, you will DESTROY IT!

like 2 hours later

You do in fact get your ass handed to you, and then walk back outside, giving the Sun the middle finger. "YOU DIE TODAY!" You screech, and then get a ball of foil thrown at you, which is scorching hot. Cuz its scorching hot.

You can now begin the game.

And by the way, if you want to edit, just don't fuck with the main story of trying to kill the Sun. If you want any reasonably long detour of getting to the Sun somehow, sure.