UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a mystifying grue colored. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cheery stench of a Buzzy Beetle. This room is briskly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are ear mite pinkies and pinkies floating in a blood plasma-filled cauldron by the nefarious fireplace.


On top of the rhythmic stench there is an odor of Salisbury steak coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In other words, you wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach is cooking it, or is it a rain of knives using food to lure you?

There are centaur genitalia and genitalia floating in a phlegm-filled cauldron by the tawdry fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what The Doctor fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Tanar'ri would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that swan. You watch shyly as both depart shyly through a small crack in the floor.

Pardon my French, a Breton just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!