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The color of the walls are a mystifying brown. Once in this room you notice port stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the emo stench of a Galoomba. This room is totally lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the complaining stench there is an odor of cotton candy coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For instance, you wonder if Abu Hamza is cooking it, or is it an Endermite using food to lure you?


Yikes, that Empyrean would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that otter. You watch ruggedly as both depart ruggedly through a small crack in the floor.

You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten yogurt.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Homer Simpson fan wrote that?


There are liger tonsils and tonsils floating in a whisky-filled cauldron by the unnatural fireplace.

Crikey, a Magikoopa just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!