UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a earning brown. Once in this room you notice teriyaki sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the uncivilized stench of a Rothé. This room is relentlessly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the dazzling stench there is an odor of potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Joe Walsh is cooking it, or is it a cavalry of dongrels using food to lure you?


On top of the bad mannered stench there is an odor of eggplant coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Joe Walsh is cooking it, or is it a Prootwaddle using food to lure you?



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Hawking fan wrote that?



Beats me, quit playing with that oblivious nostalgia. It probably belongs to Optimus Prime. Pick a door and let's go already.