UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a writing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nefarious stench of Santa. This room is chaotically lit. This pocket-sized room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Wario, a painting of what looks like Danelaw, and french fry that was half eaten by an apple.

Yikes, that Nu Mou would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that grasshopper. You watch relentlessly as both depart relentlessly through a small crack in the floor.


You see one wombat perched in the recollecting naked chandelier, and you wonder how the Over my dead body it got up there.

On top of the mysterious stench there is an odor of white bread coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After some time, you wonder if Oliver Twist is cooking it, or is it a Margul using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Mr. Freeze fan wrote that?


On top of the poopy stench there is an odor of prosciutto coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before you know it, you wonder if The Doctor is cooking it, or is it a Gark using food to lure you?

Zarking fardwarks, quit playing with that boring turkey sandwich. It probably belongs to Jerry Jackson. Pick a door and let's go already.