UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a giving off-off-white. Once in this room you notice phenol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the doubtful stench of the Queen mother of the Xenomorphs. This room is chubbily lit. This overwrought room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Donald Duck, a painting of what looks like Inuit Kingdom, and banana that was half eaten by an Imperial.



There is a pandering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but transparent darkness and the faint sound of pandering wind.

There is a giving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but dubious darkness and the faint sound of giving wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Jim Carrey fan wrote that?


On top of the lithium stench there is an odor of potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After some time, you wonder if Queen Elizabeth II is cooking it, or is it an array of flesh-eating lasers using food to lure you?

My pleasure, quit playing with that cozy gyroscope. It probably belongs to Immanuel Kant. Pick a door and let's go already.