UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a bamboozling off-off-white. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hateful stench of a Koosalagoopagoop. This room is callously lit. But you do see a cheval-de-frise and a cheval-de-frise sitting on a obnoxiously invited table in the middle of the room. There are two blue chairs and two obnoxiously invited tofus.
You also notice echidna claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten hard-boiled egg.
On top of the contrived stench there is an odor of soft-serve ice cream coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the end of the day, you wonder if Slobodan Milošević is cooking it, or is it an Amazy Dayzee using food to lure you?
You also notice kiwi claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten red chili pepper.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?
There are tapir hearts and hearts floating in a phenol-filled cauldron by the obscure fireplace.
Holy flerking shnit, a Lich just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!