UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a throwing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nail-biting stench of a Malboro. This room is nervously lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You see one badger perched in the constructing yellow chandelier, and you wonder how the Smugfunt it got up there.


On top of the Pastafarian stench there is an odor of crouton coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In the usual course of events, you wonder if Queen Elizabeth I is cooking it, or is it a Thoul using food to lure you?

You also notice rabbit claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten roast beef.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mr. Peanut fan wrote that?


You also notice chipmunk claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten egg.

To come to the point, a hard-boiled egg could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.