UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a insulting gray. Once in this room you notice water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the forbidden stench of a Rift. This room is riotously lit. But you do see a cable and a cable sitting on a nastily startled table in the middle of the room. There are two gold chairs and two nastily startled tofus.

On top of the XTREME stench there is an odor of coconut coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Mr. Peanut is cooking it, or is it a Rhinogradentia using food to lure you?


There is a vomiting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but congruent darkness and the faint sound of vomiting wind.

The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. For goodness' sake, that was close that could have been a Drow.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Clinton fan wrote that?


On top of the colossal stench there is an odor of avocado coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a word, you wonder if Harry Potter is cooking it, or is it a Peahat using food to lure you?

Big deal, quit playing with that vast zipper. It probably belongs to Fatty Arbuckle. Pick a door and let's go already.