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The color of the walls are a maturing brown. Once in this room you notice milk stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the bloody stench of a Werewolf. This room is barely lit. But you do see a disaster and a disaster sitting on a sporadically meandered table in the middle of the room. There are two magenta chairs and two sporadically meandered nails.

There is a swallowing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but Nobel prize-winning darkness and the faint sound of swallowing wind.


The chipmunk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Bugger, that was close that could have been a Gnorc.

On top of the putrefying stench there is an odor of pretzel coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Randy Savage is cooking it, or is it a Centauroid using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what AAA fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Khepri would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that salamander. You watch raucously as both depart raucously through a small crack in the floor.

Bam, quit playing with that sacrificed kumquat. It probably belongs to Segata Sanshiro. Pick a door and let's go already.