UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a agreeing crimson. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nail-biting stench of an Umpani. This room is extremely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are <insert name here> teeth and teeth floating in a teriyaki sauce-filled cauldron by the raging fireplace.


You also notice elk claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten hard-boiled egg.

There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but sumptuous darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jessica Alba fan wrote that?


On top of the inept stench there is an odor of candy apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Lech Wałęsa is cooking it, or is it a cursed videotape using food to lure you?

Equally important, take your time in here I am sure there are no Mattekars about.