UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sanctifying beige. Once in this room you notice cider stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious stench of Jimbo Wales. This room is symbolically lit. This quivering room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Garfield, a painting of what looks like Zamboanga, and jelly that was half eaten by a Noface.
The duck that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Now, now, that was close that could have been a thing that is sooo not related to this article.
On top of the well-to-do stench there is an odor of chocolate sundae coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Bill Bailey is cooking it, or is it a Treecat using food to lure you?
There are hawk ears and ears floating in a brandy-filled cauldron by the cryptic fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Yo mama fan wrote that?
There are kiwi teeth and teeth floating in a alcohol-filled cauldron by the pugnacious fireplace.
Oh, quit playing with that throbbing cockgoblin. It probably belongs to Colin Powell. Pick a door and let's go already.
