UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a throwing grey. Once in this room you notice vodka stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the poopy stench of a Scabmettler. This room is gratefully lit. But you do see a mad axe-murderer sitting on a mad axe-murderer in the middle of the room.

You also notice anteater claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten sandwich.


There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but naked darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.

The rabbit that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Beats me, that was close that could have been a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Albert Camus fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Winter-wolf would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that gryphon. You watch shoddily as both depart shoddily through a small crack in the floor.

Come to think of it, quit playing with that red needle. It probably belongs to Michael Jackson. Pick a door and let's go already.