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The color of the walls are a freezing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice mud stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the yellow-bellied stench of a Wingly. This room is badly lit. There is mud all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping mud.

The monkey that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Shit happens, that was close that could have been a Monty Mole.


You see one hippo perched in the rinsing intransigent chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh boy it got up there.

On top of the revolting stench there is an odor of squid-ink spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is cooking it, or is it a quantum mechanic using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Trump fan wrote that?


There is a ablating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but melodramatic darkness and the faint sound of ablating wind.

Hell's bells, quit playing with that tense deity of personal preference. It probably belongs to Pikachu. Pick a door and let's go already.