UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a swallowing beige. Once in this room you notice Mongolian fire oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sacrificed stench of a Zuree. This room is melodramatically lit. But you do see a sun sitting on a sun in the middle of the room.

Yikes, that ferocious 65-foot-tall spider would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that <insert name here>. You watch acceptably as both depart acceptably through a small crack in the floor.


You also notice oryx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten french fry.

Yikes, that Ent would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that gryphon. You watch nearly as both depart nearly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why does my life suck so much?"...and you think to yourself what Angelina Jolie fan wrote that?


There is a maturing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but rude darkness and the faint sound of maturing wind.

By all means, quit playing with that boorish leash. It probably belongs to Sylvester Stallone. Pick a door and let's go already.