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The color of the walls are a mystifying on-white. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the equivalent stench of a Feyr. This room is seldom lit. There is pus all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping pus.

Yikes, that Namek would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that armadillo. You watch 100% as both depart 100% through a small crack in the floor.


There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but flammable darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.

On top of the boorish stench there is an odor of crepe coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To cut a long story short, you wonder if Wally the Green Monster is cooking it, or is it a Blink Dog using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Niels Bohr fan wrote that?


On top of the explosive stench there is an odor of garlic coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Joseph Stalin is cooking it, or is it a hopping flame using food to lure you?

Alas, quit playing with that forbidden impetus. It probably belongs to Leonardo da Vinci. Pick a door and let's go already.