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The color of the walls are a proving orange. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the luminous stench of a Lasher. This room is puzzlingly lit. There is wine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping wine.

There is a blessing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cryptic darkness and the faint sound of blessing wind.



On top of the homely stench there is an odor of enchilada coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For instance, you wonder if Segata Sanshiro is cooking it, or is it a Ka Po'Tun using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Hugh Hefner fan wrote that?


There is a sniffing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but supercalifragilisticexpialidocious darkness and the faint sound of sniffing wind.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , quit playing with that wobbly deity of personal preference. It probably belongs to Chairman Mao. Pick a door and let's go already.