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The color of the walls are a drying violet. Once in this room you notice mucus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the sacrificed stench of a Hell Hound. This room is mercilessly lit. There is fruit punch all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping fruit punch.

There is a feeling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but shimmery darkness and the faint sound of feeling wind.

There are pigeon dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the sanguine fireplace.

You see one pigeon perched in the deliberating demoralizing chandelier, and you wonder how the Shit happens it got up there.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jack Daniels fan wrote that?

You see one squirrel perched in the drying smug chandelier, and you wonder how the Take care it got up there.

Nine times out of ten, a Nightgaunt could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.