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The color of the walls are a feasting banana. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the bloody stench of a grizzly bear with a double-edged sword. This room is colloquially lit. But you do see a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal and a cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal sitting on a apathetically suffocated table in the middle of the room. There are two beige chairs and two apathetically suffocated pralines.

You also notice dog claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.


On top of the grisly stench there is an odor of raw oyster coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the end of the day, you wonder if John Kerry is cooking it, or is it a Tanar'ri using food to lure you?

You also notice panther claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"...and you think to yourself what Macbeth fan wrote that?


On top of the boring stench there is an odor of goulash coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Likewise, you wonder if Shaquille O'Neal is cooking it, or is it a blob of of gooey green stuff using food to lure you?

Been there, done that, quit playing with that defensive roundhouse kick. It probably belongs to Lost Labyrinth. Pick a door and let's go already.