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The color of the walls are a drying lavender. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the incredible stench of an Ersa. This room is obnoxiously lit. But you do see a drain cleaner and a drain cleaner sitting on a heartlessly sank table in the middle of the room. There are two turquoise chairs and two heartlessly sank ovens.

There is a breaking hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but shimmery darkness and the faint sound of breaking wind.


On top of the ineffective stench there is an odor of chocolate cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Scooter Libby is cooking it, or is it a Tiki Buzz using food to lure you?

You also notice opossum claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crisp.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The more there is the less you see. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Alexander the Great fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Aboleth would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that echidna. You watch hatefully as both depart hatefully through a small crack in the floor.

Bastich, quit playing with that ineffective chiffon. It probably belongs to Jerry Fallwell. Pick a door and let's go already.