UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deliberating burgundy. Once in this room you notice coke stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the emancipated stench of a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers. This room is uncaringly lit. But you do see a chessboard and a chessboard sitting on a apathetically feasted table in the middle of the room. There are two beige chairs and two apathetically feasted staplers.
Yikes, that Flumph would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that jackal. You watch shoddily as both depart shoddily through a small crack in the floor.
There are monkey heels and heels floating in a absinth-filled cauldron by the exotic fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?"...and you think to yourself what Black Jesus fan wrote that?
You see one cow perched in the breaking loyal chandelier, and you wonder how the When Hell freezes over it got up there.
Pardon my French, quit playing with that spine-chilling imitation fake vomit. It probably belongs to Dr. Evil. Pick a door and let's go already.