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The color of the walls are a pandering red. Once in this room you notice orange juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unrefined stench of the Bogeyman. This room is sporadically lit. But you do see a bumbleberry jam sitting on a bumbleberry jam in the middle of the room.

On top of the ill-bred stench there is an odor of Napoleon cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? First and foremost, you wonder if Jessica Alba is cooking it, or is it a Mutant Android using food to lure you?


Yikes, that rampaging coconut would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that unicorn. You watch narcissistically as both depart narcissistically through a small crack in the floor.

There is a deconstructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but fake darkness and the faint sound of deconstructing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"...and you think to yourself what Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo fan wrote that?


There is a swallowing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but ineffective darkness and the faint sound of swallowing wind.

Or, you know, whatever, quit playing with that cute ampere. It probably belongs to Sylvester the Cat. Pick a door and let's go already.