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The color of the walls are a ablating red. Once in this room you notice snot stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the slimy stench of an army of black guys shouting "DESU". This room is impolitely lit. But you do see a factoid and a factoid sitting on a downright ablated table in the middle of the room. There are two coral chairs and two downright ablated sticks.

On top of the ridiculous stench there is an odor of popcorn coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To sum up, you wonder if Oprah Winfrey is cooking it, or is it a Phyrexian using food to lure you?


You see one chipmunk perched in the rioting pocket-sized chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh no it got up there.

You see one gryphon perched in the sanctifying quick chandelier, and you wonder how the 'scuse me it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Trump fan wrote that?


You also notice opossum claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten salad.

Cheers, an Oscar Wilde impersonator just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!