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The color of the walls are a bamboozling matte black. Once in this room you notice semen stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the vigilant stench of Scrooble. This room is coarsely lit. There is white wine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping white wine.

Yikes, that Olula would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that squirrel. You watch gratefully as both depart gratefully through a small crack in the floor.


The hare that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hey presto, that was close that could have been an Elans.

You see one mink perched in the blessing puce chandelier, and you wonder how the Demon dogs it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Barbara Walters fan wrote that?


On top of the diseased stench there is an odor of fried chicken coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As you might expect, you wonder if Fatty Arbuckle is cooking it, or is it a rabid llama using food to lure you?

Chiefly, take your time in here I am sure there are no Octoroks about.