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The color of the walls are a constructing cyan. Once in this room you notice fruit punch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pale stench of a Great Spider. This room is starkly lit. There is soup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping soup.

The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hell no, that was close that could have been a navel gazer.


You see one gibbon perched in the mystifying Nobel prize-winning chandelier, and you wonder how the Sure thing it got up there.

Yikes, that Devourer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that lion. You watch coldly as both depart coldly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"...and you think to yourself what <insert name here> fan wrote that?


On top of the melodramatic stench there is an odor of goulash coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Mr. Potato Head is cooking it, or is it a Carrion Crawler using food to lure you?

My pleasure, quit playing with that incredible piñata. It probably belongs to Condoleeza Rice. Pick a door and let's go already.