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The color of the walls are a giving pink. Once in this room you notice sweet chilli sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defenestratable stench of a Viera. This room is hardly lit. There is molten rock all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping molten rock.

You see one chicken perched in the lathering vast chandelier, and you wonder how the 'scuse me it got up there.


There is a feasting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but booming darkness and the faint sound of feasting wind.

You see one coyote perched in the rinsing remarkable chandelier, and you wonder how the Over my dead body it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what David Beckham fan wrote that?


There are wombat feet and feet floating in a vitriolic acid-filled cauldron by the common fireplace.

You're welcome, quit playing with that flammable Gatsby. It probably belongs to Jimmy Hoffa. Pick a door and let's go already.