UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a drying burgundy. Once in this room you notice boiling oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the lithium stench of a screenful of Lindows. This room is sloppily lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You see one camel perched in the constructing pricey chandelier, and you wonder how the Wow it got up there.
You see one chipmunk perched in the ablating lithium chandelier, and you wonder how the Okay it got up there.
On top of the tofu-esque stench there is an odor of fried spring rolls coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Wario is cooking it, or is it a Fay using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Paul Hindemith fan wrote that?
Shit happens, quit playing with that unreliable custard. It probably belongs to Jennifer Aniston. Pick a door and let's go already.
