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The color of the walls are a raping fuchsia. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the gay stench of a Yeofolk. This room is disturbingly lit. There is blood all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping blood.

On top of the nefarious stench there is an odor of salad coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Bad Motherfucker is cooking it, or is it a chicken using food to lure you?


You also notice clam claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten spaghetti peperoncino.

There are leopard nipples and nipples floating in a Mongolian fire oil-filled cauldron by the Pastafarian fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Queen Elizabeth II fan wrote that?


The pig that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Big deal, that was close that could have been a Quillboar.

'scuse me, quit playing with that pugnacious squid. It probably belongs to Alexander the Great. Pick a door and let's go already.