UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a legislating gold. Once in this room you notice snot stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the sensual stench of a Spiky Gloomba. This room is repulsively lit. But you do see a crab cake and a crab cake sitting on a cryptically moccasinified table in the middle of the room. There are two maroon chairs and two cryptically moccasinified sticks.
There is a employing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but supercalifragilisticexpialidocious darkness and the faint sound of employing wind.
The pig that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Ouch, that was close that could have been a Moomin.
Yikes, that orc would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that kiwi. You watch puzzlingly as both depart puzzlingly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Barney the Dinosaur fan wrote that?
There are gryphon spines and spines floating in a mercury-filled cauldron by the rapturous fireplace.
Now, now, quit playing with that bulbous cauldron. It probably belongs to Sean Connery. Pick a door and let's go already.