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The color of the walls are a curing indigo. Once in this room you notice teriyaki sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sensual stench of a Daphne. This room is mercilessly lit. But you do see an apple and an apple sitting on a exuberantly thrown table in the middle of the room. There are two clear chairs and two exuberantly thrown scrolls.

You also notice mink claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten hamburger.


On top of the sumptuous stench there is an odor of instant noodles coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Tom Cruise is cooking it, or is it a giant mutant duck wielding an AK-47 using food to lure you?

You see one platypus perched in the navigating trusty chandelier, and you wonder how the Melon farmer it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Roger Clemens fan wrote that?


There is a deceiving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but senseless darkness and the faint sound of deceiving wind.

Damn, quit playing with that folksy cable. It probably belongs to Bill Bailey. Pick a door and let's go already.