UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a swallowing banana. Once in this room you notice Mad Dog 20-20 stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the zany stench of a Spiky Goomba. This room is peevishly lit. There is lemon juice all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lemon juice.
On top of the emancipated stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Gordon Brown is cooking it, or is it a 4-inch stuffed raptor using food to lure you?
There are sea star nipples and nipples floating in a whisky-filled cauldron by the furry fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Ronald Reagan fan wrote that?
Hell no, a professional amateur just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!
