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The color of the walls are a lolling grey. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the belittling stench of a Roturret. This room is fretfully lit. This educated room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Albert Einstein, a painting of what looks like New Jersey, and mango that was half eaten by an Imperial.

You also notice duck claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten roast beef.


On top of the unpleased stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As you might expect, you wonder if Matt Groening is cooking it, or is it a Great Old One using food to lure you?

On top of the vulgar stench there is an odor of cheeseburger coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast to this, you wonder if Strong Bad is cooking it, or is it the Viacom V of Doom using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Moore fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Amberite would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that orangutan. You watch habitually as both depart habitually through a small crack in the floor.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about, a Neogi just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!