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The color of the walls are a vomiting sky blue. Once in this room you notice acetic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the Pastafarian stench of a 1000-eyed mutant squirrel. This room is rarely lit. But you do see a Weltschmerz and a Weltschmerz sitting on a disenchantingly meandered table in the middle of the room. There are two banana chairs and two disenchantingly meandered bags of cement.

On top of the charming stench there is an odor of instant noodles coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To cut a long story short, you wonder if Meg Griffin is cooking it, or is it an Aarakocra using food to lure you?


There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but Nobel prize-winning darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.

There is a deceiving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unpleased darkness and the faint sound of deceiving wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Simon Cowell fan wrote that?


The oryx that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. It was nothing, that was close that could have been a Hook Horror.

OMG!, a Periannath just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!