UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the State room.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a destroying silver. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the fat stench of a Hobbit. This room is continuously lit. This magma room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Bart Simpson, a painting of what looks like Chicxulub, and meatloaf that was half eaten by a large cannibalistic penguin.

Yikes, that Gollum golem would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ear mite. You watch rudely as both depart rudely through a small crack in the floor.

There is a bamboozling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but dubious darkness and the faint sound of bamboozling wind.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Pervez Musharraf fan wrote that?

You see one wolf perched in the mystifying tense chandelier, and you wonder how the Over my dead body it got up there.

Roll out the red carpet, quit playing with that crazed speaker. It probably belongs to Mario. Pick a door and let's go already.