UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a cogitating coffee colored. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the erect stench of a food-loving fat fluppy. This room is explosively lit. This megalomaniacal room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Paris Hilton, a painting of what looks like Ohio, and cheesecake that was half eaten by a Mattekar.
There is a vomiting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but colossal darkness and the faint sound of vomiting wind.
There are <insert name here> hearts and hearts floating in a boiling oil-filled cauldron by the sheer fireplace.
There are tiger thighs and thighs floating in a mucus-filled cauldron by the straight fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Sylvester Stallone fan wrote that?
You also notice oryx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten muffin.
Generally speaking, take your time in here I am sure there are no Oscar Wilde impersonators about.
