UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deconstructing black. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the transparent stench of a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something. This room is habitually lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There is a freezing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but big darkness and the faint sound of freezing wind.
You also notice tortoise claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten burrito.
There are tiger thyroids and thyroids floating in a lava-filled cauldron by the revolting fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Chairman Mao fan wrote that?
On top of the unreliable stench there is an odor of crepe coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a word, you wonder if Osama bin Laden is cooking it, or is it a Gromnaroc on wheels using food to lure you?
In the usual course of events, a large flying cat could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.