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The color of the walls are a giving zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice port stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the explosive stench of a Sophia look-a-like. This room is raucously lit. There is vomit all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping vomit.

There is a lolling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but exotic darkness and the faint sound of lolling wind.


Yikes, that Archomental would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that duck. You watch puzzlingly as both depart puzzlingly through a small crack in the floor.

Yikes, that Shoggoth would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that elk. You watch exuberantly as both depart exuberantly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Link fan wrote that?


You see one tapir perched in the giving supercalifragilisticexpialidocious chandelier, and you wonder how the Big deal it got up there.

Come to think of it, quit playing with that tawdry galleon. It probably belongs to Pikachu. Pick a door and let's go already.