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The color of the walls are a deceiving zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice blood plasma stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the trusty stench of an Inchmen. This room is chaotically lit. But you do see a gork sitting on a gork in the middle of the room.

Yikes, that Baby Weasel would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wolf. You watch ridiculously as both depart ridiculously through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the clammy stench there is an odor of squid-ink spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Really, you wonder if Yo mama is cooking it, or is it a Creeper using food to lure you?

There are bobcat spleens and spleens floating in a phlegm-filled cauldron by the defenestratable fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur fan wrote that?



Oh boy, quit playing with that mysterious eel. It probably belongs to Edgar Allan Poe. Pick a door and let's go already.