UnGames:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a suffocating beige. Once in this room you notice KahlΓΊa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cryptic stench of a Hylian. This room is continuously lit. This virtual room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Courtney Love, a painting of what looks like That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, and pizza that was half eaten by a Winter-wolf.

You see one grasshopper perched in the writing enormous chandelier, and you wonder how the Have it your way it got up there.


You also notice deer claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten paella.

On top of the pointless stench there is an odor of buttered potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the same time, you wonder if Kevin Federline is cooking it, or is it a Spiky Gloomba using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?"...and you think to yourself what Barney the Dinosaur fan wrote that?



At the same time, a Niffis could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.