Yo mama

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Yo mama is a famous person known around the world for her overwhelming obesity, unimaginable ugliness and staggering stupidity, making her a target of insults worldwide. Yo mama so fat, she's literally world wide, and this is why everyone in the world knows her. Sometimes, people use phrases such as "fuck yo mama" to indicate motherfucking. Players may also use the username "yo mama" or similar names in various video games. When you kill such a player, the message "yo mama was defeated by <insert name here>" is usually shown to all players on the server.

History[edit | edit source]

Yo mama so old, jokes about her existed 3500 years ago. The earliest Yo Mama joke found by archaeologists was one of the six riddles inscribed on a tablet presumably by a student in ancient Babylon. Researchers Nathan Wasserman and Michael Streck provided the translation "...of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her. What/who is it?" However, whether it is "who" or "what" is unclear.

In 1606, William Shakespeare used a maternal insult in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens, implying that a character's mother is a "bitch":

Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

John Denver wrote the popular song "Take your mom, country roads" to honor yo mama, a great female who has come into existence 3500 years ago and helped countless rapists do what they love. The song has these famous lines that gained it popularity:

Country roads, take your mom
To the rapist she belongs
West vagina of yo mama
Has been raped all the day.

Popular jokes about yo mama[edit | edit source]

Yo mama so ugly[edit | edit source]

  • The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.

Yo mama so fat[edit | edit source]

  • When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
  • If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
  • When she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Yo mama so stupid[edit | edit source]

  • She can't call 911 because she can't find eleven on the telephone.