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She's your older (IAM AWESOME!!!!) sibling.

Captain Obvious on Your Big Sister

Well, she kind of might be, or not be, something or someone at somewhere??/Anywhere??

Captain Oblivious on Your Big Sister

I fucked her last night.

Douchebag on Your Big Sister

Your sister. She was everything you wanted from a family member......nice, cute.... I mean, she wasn't the BEST out there, yea she's got braces, but she was a pretty nice girl you know.

From the day you were born, you always looked up to her. She's kind, gorgeous, friendly, and was always cheering you up when you were beaten up in school. Yeah, you remember, right? Those good ol' days...... Why, when it was your birthday, she even bought you a Power-Ranger play-set! AND she played with you with the play-set until it was past bed-time.....and when you woke up, you were in your bed, all sweetly tucked in. As you woke up, you said, "I love you, Sister...." With a smile.


While you became a basement dweller/4channer/Uncyclopedian/noob/the school's biggest loser, your sister was popular, athletic, and cute.

You turned 10, graduated Elementary School, and you and your Big sister was given separate rooms. Although still in a good relationship with your big sister, you became a basement dweller/4channer/Uncyclopedian/noob/the school's biggest loser, and your sister became the school's most popular girl.

She's too intelligent......[edit]

You start to deeply want to be like her be better than her (EVEN THOUGH SHE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SISTER), because

1) She's NOT your only female contact (Besides Runescape and Second Life)

2) She's the ONLY human being that knows everything about everything (NO, 4CHAN DOES NOT COUNT, and it's not even a person)

3) She's FREAKIN' PSYCHIC /\/\04r /\/\0a4r /\/\04R!!!!!(NOT ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU BABY)

I can't resist........[edit]

While your sister is taking a shower, you grab a camera, SLOWLY open the shower curtain just a little bit, and SNAP........

You then upload pictures of your Big sister to 4chan in your gross basement, waiting for fellow 4channers to fap with you to your SISTER........

/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women[edit]

Some n00b cum***g his way to happiness with your sister's pictures.
Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:25 No.10159632: came to yourpictures again!!111!!Moar plz^_^
(YOU)  07/30/10(Fri)05:23 No.1015N8673 



Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:25 No.10159632 
HOLLY SHTHOLE THAT'S (your big sister's name here)!!!!!111!! 


(YOU)  07/30/10(Fri)09:32 No.1015N8673 

YOU FUKKKINGn00b she's my sistr!!11! 

Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:30 No.10159647 


Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:30 No.101596234 

fap fap 

Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:30 No.101595674 


Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:30 No.10259658   

moar!!! moar!!! 

Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:31 No.10159649 

DUDE YOUR SOLUCKY TO HAVE (Sister's name here) AS YOUR SISTER....... 

Anonymous 07/30/10(Fri)09:31 No.10159324 

Hey, whthappend to her virginty

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Your big sister, which was the school's most popular girl, eventually became the school's biggest slut by 10th grade. OF COURSE She started smoking weed, cigars, and popped her cherry before you lost your virginity, because YOU were too busy fappin' to deviantART. HA-HA

\/\/|-|@+???!1???? Y0U |-|/-\\/E T0 B3 K1DD1NG M3!!!11!!!1[edit]

NO. I ain't kidding you, you disgusting 4channer. She DID do it before you, and there's nothing you can do about it. HA-HA

\/\/|-|@+ |-|@pp3n3d +0 |-|3r r31@+10ns|-|1p?[edit]

THIS scumbag is your big sister's boy friend. She DID do him, but he's not the first one.

Her first relationship was the only good one. She had some fun, yeah, but it only lasted her for a month. Falling in a deep depression from a broken heart, she started searching for a "Boyfriend" to ease and soothe her soul. But this was her WRONG move. She started liking boys that will hug her and kiss her easily. She thought this was love. BUT SHE WAS WRONG. It was only that the scumbag "boyfriends" wanted to bang her ASAP. And that's happening right now.... IN HER ROOM!!!

\/\/|-|@+ d0 y0u m34n???[edit]


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You ARE hopeless..... Go die a virgin

Your big sister graduates High school[edit]

Your sister, after lots of bangign' and bangd' (and no studying), graduates high school with a G.P.A. of 0.00. She really just bribed the school's Principal with sexual intercourse to be a high school graduate. She was slowly becoming what people call a BITCH, because she can't do shit, she was slutty, and did anything to do nothing.

The Summer Bitch Festival and your big sister[edit]

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The festival where the bitches of all bitches fight bitchly with biches to see who's the bitchy bitch of all bitches.

After graduating High school, your big sister goes to the Summer Bitch Festival. Here's a list of why.

1) She was proud of being a bitch.

2) Her friends called her a bitch (not in a jokingly way).

3) She thought boys were into bitches (She read this on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace, so she thought this HAD TO BE TRUE.)

4) Because boys ARE into bitches who would instantly let them BANG!!

The Summer Bitch Festival and your big sister's husband[edit]

This was where your big sister first met her husband.
THIS fatass is your big sister's husband. (Censored for his privacy)

The Summer Bitch Festival is a festival where the bitches of all bitches fight bitchly with biches to see who's the bitchy bitch of all bitches. After the bitchy fight with the bitches, your big sister proudly became THE BITCH OF ALL BITCHES. There, she met her husband, who was a Noob just like you, but since he worked at Nintendo, he had lots of money, so your big sister married to the noob. And because the noob liked bitches.

Your sister's hella bad life after marriage in San Francisco[edit]

Your big sister's kids. For some reason they didn't carry on any of your big sister's traits.

After the marriage of the noob and your big sister, they moved to San Francisco because they had hella weed there (Remember, your big sister was a Pothead.) Although her noob husband didn't smoke any weed, he hella liked to eat McDonalds on a regular basis. He became twice fatter, which was life threatening, but he didn't care because he looked hella cool on Second Life anyways. He hella hated sex, because he was too embarrassed to show his fatness to your big sister, even though more than half of his fat was coming out from his clothes. But since your big sister hella wanted kids hella badly, she gave her husband Second Life porn, Mario porn, Zelda porn and Furry porn to masturbate to, so she could collect his man juice to inject into her vagina.

Your sister gets pregnant[edit]

After injecting her husband's love juice into her woowoo, she get's pregnant, and has a cute little baby boy.

Ohh, this feels GOOD!!! ~ Your big sister[edit]

Okay, getting pregnant and being all happy is alright, but being addicted to injecting man milk to her va-jay-jay wasn't alright.

Hey....honey, .... um........ bad news....[edit]

And because your big sister got addicted to injecting love juice into her va-jay-jay, she had her second baby boy..... AND THIS TIME IT WAS UNPLANNED!!!!

SHIT SHIT SHIT ~ Your big sister and her noob husband[edit]

The noob husband had ENOUGH. With your big sister and her retarded ways of retardedness. He committed suicide, both in his life AND in Second Life. And your retarded big sister committed suicide jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. OH MY GAWD


Okay, so, as I just told you on this article, BIG SISTERS ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND VERY PSYCHIC. And good thing the "You" in this article really isn't you. Yet. But it CAN happen to you and your big sister, so I really suggest you CHANGE YOURSELF before your big sister becomes like this. SERIOUSLY. IT'S FOR YOUR (AND HER) OWN GOOD.

See also[edit]

"Family members"
Parents and children: My mother - Your mother - My father - Your father - Parents - My daughter - Your daughter - My son - Your son

Siblings and half-siblings: My sister - Your sister - My brother - Your brother - My half-sister - Your half-sister - My half-brother - Your half-brother

Grandparents and grandchildren: My grandmother - Your grandmother - Your grandmother of underwear - My grandfather - Your grandfather - My granddaughter - Your granddaughter - My grandson - Your grandson

Too much ancestors and descendants: My great-grandmother - Your great-grandmother - My great-grandfather - Your great-grandfather - My great-granddaughter - Your great-granddaughter - My great-grandson - Your great-grandson - My great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-grandmother - My great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-grandfather - My great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-grandson - Your great-great-grandson - My great-great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-great-grandmother - My great-great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-great-grandfather - My great-great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-great-grandson - Your great-great-great-grandson

Collateral relatives: My aunt - Your aunt - My uncle - Your uncle - My niece - Your niece - My nephew - Your nephew - My grandaunt - Your grandaunt - My granduncle - Your granduncle - My grandniece - Your grandniece - My grandnephew - Your grandnephew - My great-grandaunt - Your great-grandaunt - My great-granduncle - Your great-granduncle - My great-grandniece - Your great-grandniece - My great-grandnephew - Your great-grandnephew - My great-great-grandaunt - Your great-great-grandaunt - My great-great-granduncle - Your great-great-granduncle - My great-great-grandniece - Your great-great-grandniece - My great-great-grandnephew - Your great-great-grandnephew - My half-aunt - Your half-aunt - My half-uncle - Your half-uncle - My half-niece - Your half-niece - My half-nephew - Your half-nephew - My half-grandaunt - Your half-grandaunt - My half-granduncle - Your half-granduncle - My half-grandniece - Your half-grandniece - My half-grandnephew - Your half-grandnephew

Friends: My friend - Your friend - My best friend - Your best friend

Members of the family who we have no opinion: My 1C1R - Your 1C1R - My 1C2R - Your 1C2R - My aunt-in-law - Your aunt-in-law - My uncle-in-law - Your uncle-in-law - My niece-in-law - Your niece-in-law - My nephew-in-law - Your nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your grandaunt-in-law - My granduncle-in-law - Your granduncle-in-law - My grandniece-in-law - Your grandniece-in-law - My grandnephew-in-law - Your grandnephew-in-law - My stepaunt - Your stepaunt - My stepuncle - Your stepuncle - My stepgrandaunt - Your stepgrandaunt - My stepgranduncle - Your stepgranduncle - My stepniece - Your stepniece - My stepnephew - Your stepnephew - My stepgrandniece - Your stepgrandniece - My stepgrandnephew - Your stepgrandnephew - My co-aunt-in-law - Your co-aunt-in-law - My co-uncle-in-law - Your co-uncle-in-law - My co-niece-in-law - Your co-niece-in-law - My co-nephew-in-law - Your co-nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your co-grandaunt-in-law - My co-granduncle-in-law - Your co-granduncle-in-law - My co-grandniece-in-law - Your co-grandniece-in-law - My co-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-grandnephew-in-law - My half-1C1R - Your half-1C1R - My sesqui-1C1R - Your sesqui-1C1R - My double-1C1R - Your double-1C1R - My 1C1R-in-law - Your 1C1R-in-law - My half-1C1R-in-law - Your half-1C1R-in-law - My sesqui-1C1R-in-law - Your sesqui-1C1R-in-law - My double-1C1R-in-law - Your double-1C1R-in-law - My co-1C1R-in-law - Your co-1C1R-in-law - My half-co-1C1R-in-law - Your half-co-1C1R-in-law - My sesqui-co-1C1R-in-law - Your sesqui-co-1C1R-in-law - My double-co-1C1R-in-law - Your double-co-1C1R-in-law - My stepaunt-in-law - Your stepaunt-in-law - My stepuncle-in-law - Your stepuncle-in-law - My stepgrandaunt-in-law - Your stepgrandaunt-in-law - My stepgranduncle-in-law - Your stepgranduncle-in-law - My stepniece-in-law - Your stepniece-in-law - My stepnephew-in-law - Your stepnephew-in-law - My stepgrandniece-in-law - Your stepgrandniece-in-law - My stepgrandnephew-in-law - Your stepgrandnephew-in-law - My co-stepaunt-in-law - Your co-stepaunt-in-law - My co-stepuncle-in-law - Your co-stepuncle-in-law - My co-stepgrandaunt-in-law - Your co-stepgrandaunt-in-law - My co-stepgranduncle-in-law - Your co-stepgranduncle-in-law - My co-stepniece-in-law - Your co-stepniece-in-law - My co-stepnephew-in-law - Your co-stepnephew-in-law - My co-stepgrandniece-in-law - Your co-stepgrandniece-in-law - My co-stepgrandnephew-in-law - Your co-stepgrandnephew-in-law - My 1C2R-in-law - Your 1C2R-in-law - My co-1C2R-in-law - Your co-1C2R-in-law - My 2C1R - Your 2C1R - My 2C1R-in-law - Your 2C1R-in-law - My co-2C1R-in-law - Your co-2C1R-in-law - My great-grandaunt-in-law - Your great-grandaunt-in-law - My great-granduncle-in-law - Your great-granduncle-in-law - My great-grandniece-in-law - Your great-grandniece-in-law - My great-grandnephew-in-law - Your great-grandnephew-in-law - My co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your co-great-grandaunt-in-law - My co-great-granduncle-in-law - Your co-great-granduncle-in-law - My co-great-grandniece-in-law - Your co-great-grandniece-in-law - My co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-great-grandnephew-in-law - My step-1C1R - Your step-1C1R - My step-1C1R-in-law - Your step-1C1R-in-law - My co-step-1C1R-in-law - Your first co-step-1C1R-in-law - My great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your great-great-granduncle-in-law - My great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your great-great-grandniece-in-law - My great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My 1C3R - Your 1C3R - My 1C3R-in-law - Your 1C3R-in-law - My co-1C3R-in-law - Your co-1C3R-in-law - My 2C2R - Your 2C2R - My 2C2R-in-law - Your 2C2R-in-law - My co-2C2R-in-law - Your co-2C2R-in-law - My 3C1R - Your 3C1R - My 3C1R-in-law - Your 3C1R-in-law - My co-3C1R-in-law - Your co-3C1R-in-law

Members of the family for sexual bitching: My cousin - Your cousin - My girlfriend - Your girlfriend - My fiancée - Your fiancée - My wife - Your wife - Lover - Hook up - Affair - Crush - Boyfriend - Fiancé - Husband - My sister-in-law - Your sister-in-law - My brother-in-law - Your brother-in-law - My co-sister-in-law - Your co-sister-in-law - My co-brother-in-law - Your co-brother-in-law - My cousin-in-law - Your cousin-in-law - My co-cousin-in-law - Your co-cousin-in-law - My stepsister - Your stepsister - My stepbrother - Your stepbrother - My stepcousin - Your stepcousin - My 2C - My 2C - My secretary - Your secretary - My intern - Your intern - My stepsister-in-law - Your stepsister-in-law - My stepbrother-in-law - Your stepbrother-in-law - My co-stepsister-in-law - Your co-stepsister-in-law - My co-stepbrother-in-law - Your co-stepbrother-in-law - My half-cousin - Your half-cousin - My sesqui-cousin - Your sesqui-cousin - My double-cousin - Your double-cousin - My half-sister-in-law - Your half-sister-in-law - My half-brother-in-law - Your half-brother-in-law - My half-co-sister-in-law - Your half-co-sister-in-law - My half-co-brother-in-law - Your half-co-brother-in-law - My half-2C - Your half-2C - My sesqui-2C - Your sesqui-2C - My double-2C - Your double-2C - My sester-2C - Your sester-2C - My triple-2C - Your triple-2C - My sesqua-2C - Your sesqua-2C - My quadruple-2C - Your quadruple-2C - My 2C-in-law - Your 2C-in-law - My co-2C-in-law - Your co-2C-in-law - My stepcousin-in-law - Your stepcousin-in-law - My co-stepcousin-in-law - Your co-stepcousin-in-law - My half-cousin-in-law - Your half-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-cousin-in-law - My double-cousin-in-law - Your double-cousin-in-law - My half-co-cousin-in-law - Your half-co-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - My double-co-cousin-in-law - Your double-co-cousin-in-law - My step-2C - Your step-2C - My 3C - Your 3C - My 3C-in-law - Your 3C-in-law - My co-3C-in-law - Your co-3C-in-law - My step-2C-in-law - Your step-2C-in-law - My co-step-2C-in-law - Your co-step-2C-in-law - My 4C - Your 4C - My 4C-in-law - Your 4C-in-law - My co-4C-in-law - Your co-4C-in-law

Members of the family that came from hell: My mother-in-law - Your mother-in-law - My father-in-law - Your father-in-law - My stepmother - Your stepmother - My stepfather - Your stepfather - My co-mother-in-law - Your co-mother-in-law - My co-father-in-law - Your co-father-in-law - My daughter-in-law - Your daughter-in-law - My son-in-law - My son-in-law - My stepdaughter - Your stepdaughter - My stepson - Your stepson - My stepmother-in-law - Your stepmother-in-law - My stepfather-in-law - Your stepfather-in-law - My stepgrandmother - Your stepgrandmother - My stepgrandfather - Your stepgrandfather - My step-great-grandmother - Your step-great-grandmother - My step-great-grandfather - Your step-great-grandfather - My step-great-great-grandmother - Your step-great-great-grandmother - My step-great-great-grandfather - Your step-great-great-grandfather - My stepgranddaughter - Your stepgranddaughter - My stepgrandson - Your stepgrandson - My stepdaughter-in-law - Your stepdaughter-in-law - My stepson-in-law - Your stepson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-granddaughter - My step-great-grandson - Your step-great-grandson - My step-great-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-great-granddaughter - My step-great-great-grandson - Your step-great-great-grandson - My apartment manager - Your apartment manager - My neighbor - Your neighbor - My ex-girlfriend - Your ex-girlfriend - My ex-fiancée - Your ex-fiancée - My ex-wife - Your ex-wife - Ex-boyfriend - Ex-fiancé - Ex-husband - My enemy - Your enemy - Ex-love of current love - Current love of ex-love - My ex-friend - Your ex-friend - My boss - Your boss - My co-aunt - Your co-aunt - My co-uncle - Your co-uncle - My grandmother-in-law - Your grandmother-in-law - My grandfather-in-law - Your grandfather-in-law - My granddaughter-in-law - Your granddaughter-in-law - My grandson-in-law - Your grandson-in-law - My great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-grandmother-in-law - My great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-grandfather-in-law - My great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-grandson-in-law - Your great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-grandson-in-law - My stepgrandmother-in-law - Your stepgrandmother-in-law - My stepgrandfather-in-law - Your stepgrandfather-in-law - My step-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-grandfather-in-law - My step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My stepgranddaughter-in-law - Your stepgranddaughter-in-law - My stepgrandson-in-law - Your stepgrandson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-grandson-in-law - My step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandson-in-law

Adopted members of the family: My adopted-mother - Your adopted-mother - My adopted-father - Your adopted-father - My adopted-sister - Your adopted-sister - My adopted-brother - Your adopted-brother - My adopted-daughter - Your adopted-daughter - My adopted-son - Your adopted-son

Other members of the family: My godmother - Your godmother - My godfather - Your godfather - My goddaughter - Your goddaughter - My godson - Your godson - My housekeeper - Your housekeeper - My teacher - Your teacher - My nanny - Your nanny - My coworker - Your coworker - My classmate - Your classmate - My lawyer - Your lawyer - My doctor - Your doctor

Pets: My dog - Your dog - My cat - Your cat - My parrot - Your parrot - My hamster - Your hamster - My turtle - Your turtle - My crocodile - Your crocodile - My snake - Your snake - My fish - Your fish

Relateds: You - I