My mommy

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I luv mi moomy!
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My mommy is a nice lady.

Me on my mommy


My mommy is a person who lives with us. She feeds me yummy foods and tucks me in at night.

Biograghy[edit]

This is where daddy met mommy.

Mommy was creatd when Daddy needed someone to help raise me. He went out and said "There is a good mommy." Mommy then started to help Daddy with stuff. A couple of months later, Mommy gave me some goatmeal. It was yummey. My mommy tucked me in the next day and then she left home to become a phyciatrist. When she came back, she had some money to give to Daddy. She left home more often ater that because Daddy said that it was a good job. Lots of guys tell Daddy she does a good job. I'm glad mommy is so smart.

I was a littal sad but was stil happy each day when she camed back too give Daddy some more money. I asked Daddy why she had to leave so much and he said that he wanted a to save up for college. That bugs me because I'm the one who has to go to college, not Daddy.

Features[edit]

Actually, it might have been here.

She can tuck me in when I'm sleepy, but she's never really home to do it. And, she makes me yummy goatmeal. I like goatmeal. She's the best.

This one time, she took me too space by making a rocket out of my tent. It waz fun. Mommy is really fun. She likes playing games, unlike other mommy's. This one time, she was playing World of Warcraft, and then she told me not to watch like a good mommy should tell her kids.

Also, Daddy says she is a robot does everything he tells her to. That's good cause he tells her to make goatmeal.

Where Is She Now?[edit]

Mommy lives at my house and sometimes her friends come over to have a playdate. She is steal a phyciatrist and still gives money to Daddy to help him go to collage. (Even thogh I'm the one who needs to go to college.)

Right now she's with someone Daddy called "a client". I don't know what that means but Daddy says he is some rich guy who's been having relationship troubles and that mommy is gonna help him. I hope she does a good job helping him.

Sometimes Daddy tapes the sessions and sell them to other people who want to be phyciatrists. They pay alot of money for the tapes because they are so informative, but Daddy won't let me watch them. I don't c why Daddy needs so much money for college. He has about six suitcases full of money and two more filled with sugar, but he doesn't let me eat any of it. Dat is OK cuz I like goatmeal more.

This one time[edit]

Mommy's client who said she had I great pussy. He talked funny.

This one time, one of Mommy's clients sayd that mommy had a great pussy. I asked what he wuz tall-king aboat and mommy told me he was talking about her cat. I dedn't know she had a cat; that's because mommy says Daddy is alergic to cats so she cun't bring it here. Cats are kool. Shi says she leaves it at her other hose, dough.

It's cool that mommy has to houses. I wish I could go to the other one but Daddy won't let me. Hes a good daddy.

"Family members"
Parents and children: My mother - Your mother - My father - Your father - Parents - My daughter - Your daughter - My son - Your son

Siblings and half-siblings: My sister - Your sister - My brother - Your brother - My half-sister - Your half-sister - My half-brother - Your half-brother

Grandparents and grandchildren: My grandmother - Your grandmother - Your grandmother of underwear - My grandfather - Your grandfather - My granddaughter - Your granddaughter - My grandson - Your grandson

Too much ancestors and descendants: My great-grandmother - Your great-grandmother - My great-grandfather - Your great-grandfather - My great-granddaughter - Your great-granddaughter - My great-grandson - Your great-grandson - My great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-grandmother - My great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-grandfather - My great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-grandson - Your great-great-grandson - My great-great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-great-grandmother - My great-great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-great-grandfather - My great-great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-great-grandson - Your great-great-great-grandson

Collateral relatives: My aunt - Your aunt - My uncle - Your uncle - My niece - Your niece - My nephew - Your nephew - My grandaunt - Your grandaunt - My granduncle - Your granduncle - My grandniece - Your grandniece - My grandnephew - Your grandnephew - My great-grandaunt - Your great-grandaunt - My great-granduncle - Your great-granduncle - My great-grandniece - Your great-grandniece - My great-grandnephew - Your great-grandnephew - My great-great-grandaunt - Your great-great-grandaunt - My great-great-granduncle - Your great-great-granduncle - My great-great-grandniece - Your great-great-grandniece - My great-great-grandnephew - Your great-great-grandnephew - My half-aunt - Your half-aunt - My half-uncle - Your half-uncle - My half-niece - Your half-niece - My half-nephew - Your half-nephew - My half-grandaunt - Your half-grandaunt - My half-granduncle - Your half-granduncle - My half-grandniece - Your half-grandniece - My half-grandnephew - Your half-grandnephew

Friends: My friend - Your friend - My best friend - Your best friend

Members of the family who we have no opinion: My 1C1R - Your 1C1R - My 1C2R - Your 1C2R - My aunt-in-law - Your aunt-in-law - My uncle-in-law - Your uncle-in-law - My niece-in-law - Your niece-in-law - My nephew-in-law - Your nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your grandaunt-in-law - My granduncle-in-law - Your granduncle-in-law - My grandniece-in-law - Your grandniece-in-law - My grandnephew-in-law - Your grandnephew-in-law - My stepaunt - Your stepaunt - My stepuncle - Your stepuncle - My stepgrandaunt - Your stepgrandaunt - My stepgranduncle - Your stepgranduncle - My stepniece - Your stepniece - My stepnephew - Your stepnephew - My stepgrandniece - Your stepgrandniece - My stepgrandnephew - Your stepgrandnephew - My co-aunt-in-law - Your co-aunt-in-law - My co-uncle-in-law - Your co-uncle-in-law - My co-niece-in-law - Your co-niece-in-law - My co-nephew-in-law - Your co-nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your co-grandaunt-in-law - My co-granduncle-in-law - Your co-granduncle-in-law - My co-grandniece-in-law - Your co-grandniece-in-law - My co-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-grandnephew-in-law - My half-1C1R - Your half-1C1R - My sesqui-1C1R - Your sesqui-1C1R - My double-1C1R - Your double-1C1R - My 1C1R-in-law - Your 1C1R-in-law - My half-1C1R-in-law - Your half-1C1R-in-law - My sesqui-1C1R-in-law - Your sesqui-1C1R-in-law - My double-1C1R-in-law - Your double-1C1R-in-law - My co-1C1R-in-law - Your co-1C1R-in-law - My half-co-1C1R-in-law - Your half-co-1C1R-in-law - My sesqui-co-1C1R-in-law - Your sesqui-co-1C1R-in-law - My double-co-1C1R-in-law - Your double-co-1C1R-in-law - My stepaunt-in-law - Your stepaunt-in-law - My stepuncle-in-law - Your stepuncle-in-law - My stepgrandaunt-in-law - Your stepgrandaunt-in-law - My stepgranduncle-in-law - Your stepgranduncle-in-law - My stepniece-in-law - Your stepniece-in-law - My stepnephew-in-law - Your stepnephew-in-law - My stepgrandniece-in-law - Your stepgrandniece-in-law - My stepgrandnephew-in-law - Your stepgrandnephew-in-law - My co-stepaunt-in-law - Your co-stepaunt-in-law - My co-stepuncle-in-law - Your co-stepuncle-in-law - My co-stepgrandaunt-in-law - Your co-stepgrandaunt-in-law - My co-stepgranduncle-in-law - Your co-stepgranduncle-in-law - My co-stepniece-in-law - Your co-stepniece-in-law - My co-stepnephew-in-law - Your co-stepnephew-in-law - My co-stepgrandniece-in-law - Your co-stepgrandniece-in-law - My co-stepgrandnephew-in-law - Your co-stepgrandnephew-in-law - My 1C2R-in-law - Your 1C2R-in-law - My co-1C2R-in-law - Your co-1C2R-in-law - My 2C1R - Your 2C1R - My 2C1R-in-law - Your 2C1R-in-law - My co-2C1R-in-law - Your co-2C1R-in-law - My great-grandaunt-in-law - Your great-grandaunt-in-law - My great-granduncle-in-law - Your great-granduncle-in-law - My great-grandniece-in-law - Your great-grandniece-in-law - My great-grandnephew-in-law - Your great-grandnephew-in-law - My co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your co-great-grandaunt-in-law - My co-great-granduncle-in-law - Your co-great-granduncle-in-law - My co-great-grandniece-in-law - Your co-great-grandniece-in-law - My co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-great-grandnephew-in-law - My step-1C1R - Your step-1C1R - My step-1C1R-in-law - Your step-1C1R-in-law - My co-step-1C1R-in-law - Your first co-step-1C1R-in-law - My great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your great-great-granduncle-in-law - My great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your great-great-grandniece-in-law - My great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My 1C3R - Your 1C3R - My 1C3R-in-law - Your 1C3R-in-law - My co-1C3R-in-law - Your co-1C3R-in-law - My 2C2R - Your 2C2R - My 2C2R-in-law - Your 2C2R-in-law - My co-2C2R-in-law - Your co-2C2R-in-law - My 3C1R - Your 3C1R - My 3C1R-in-law - Your 3C1R-in-law - My co-3C1R-in-law - Your co-3C1R-in-law

Members of the family for sexual bitching: My cousin - Your cousin - My girlfriend - Your girlfriend - My fiancée - Your fiancée - My wife - Your wife - Lover - Hook up - Affair - Crush - Boyfriend - Fiancé - Husband - My sister-in-law - Your sister-in-law - My brother-in-law - Your brother-in-law - My co-sister-in-law - Your co-sister-in-law - My co-brother-in-law - Your co-brother-in-law - My cousin-in-law - Your cousin-in-law - My co-cousin-in-law - Your co-cousin-in-law - My stepsister - Your stepsister - My stepbrother - Your stepbrother - My stepcousin - Your stepcousin - My 2C - My 2C - My secretary - Your secretary - My intern - Your intern - My stepsister-in-law - Your stepsister-in-law - My stepbrother-in-law - Your stepbrother-in-law - My co-stepsister-in-law - Your co-stepsister-in-law - My co-stepbrother-in-law - Your co-stepbrother-in-law - My half-cousin - Your half-cousin - My sesqui-cousin - Your sesqui-cousin - My double-cousin - Your double-cousin - My half-sister-in-law - Your half-sister-in-law - My half-brother-in-law - Your half-brother-in-law - My half-co-sister-in-law - Your half-co-sister-in-law - My half-co-brother-in-law - Your half-co-brother-in-law - My half-2C - Your half-2C - My sesqui-2C - Your sesqui-2C - My double-2C - Your double-2C - My sester-2C - Your sester-2C - My triple-2C - Your triple-2C - My sesqua-2C - Your sesqua-2C - My quadruple-2C - Your quadruple-2C - My 2C-in-law - Your 2C-in-law - My co-2C-in-law - Your co-2C-in-law - My stepcousin-in-law - Your stepcousin-in-law - My co-stepcousin-in-law - Your co-stepcousin-in-law - My half-cousin-in-law - Your half-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-cousin-in-law - My double-cousin-in-law - Your double-cousin-in-law - My half-co-cousin-in-law - Your half-co-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - My double-co-cousin-in-law - Your double-co-cousin-in-law - My step-2C - Your step-2C - My 3C - Your 3C - My 3C-in-law - Your 3C-in-law - My co-3C-in-law - Your co-3C-in-law - My step-2C-in-law - Your step-2C-in-law - My co-step-2C-in-law - Your co-step-2C-in-law - My 4C - Your 4C - My 4C-in-law - Your 4C-in-law - My co-4C-in-law - Your co-4C-in-law

Members of the family that came from hell: My mother-in-law - Your mother-in-law - My father-in-law - Your father-in-law - My stepmother - Your stepmother - My stepfather - Your stepfather - My co-mother-in-law - Your co-mother-in-law - My co-father-in-law - Your co-father-in-law - My daughter-in-law - Your daughter-in-law - My son-in-law - My son-in-law - My stepdaughter - Your stepdaughter - My stepson - Your stepson - My stepmother-in-law - Your stepmother-in-law - My stepfather-in-law - Your stepfather-in-law - My stepgrandmother - Your stepgrandmother - My stepgrandfather - Your stepgrandfather - My step-great-grandmother - Your step-great-grandmother - My step-great-grandfather - Your step-great-grandfather - My step-great-great-grandmother - Your step-great-great-grandmother - My step-great-great-grandfather - Your step-great-great-grandfather - My stepgranddaughter - Your stepgranddaughter - My stepgrandson - Your stepgrandson - My stepdaughter-in-law - Your stepdaughter-in-law - My stepson-in-law - Your stepson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-granddaughter - My step-great-grandson - Your step-great-grandson - My step-great-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-great-granddaughter - My step-great-great-grandson - Your step-great-great-grandson - My apartment manager - Your apartment manager - My neighbor - Your neighbor - My ex-girlfriend - Your ex-girlfriend - My ex-fiancée - Your ex-fiancée - My ex-wife - Your ex-wife - Ex-boyfriend - Ex-fiancé - Ex-husband - My enemy - Your enemy - Ex-love of current love - Current love of ex-love - My ex-friend - Your ex-friend - My boss - Your boss - My co-aunt - Your co-aunt - My co-uncle - Your co-uncle - My grandmother-in-law - Your grandmother-in-law - My grandfather-in-law - Your grandfather-in-law - My granddaughter-in-law - Your granddaughter-in-law - My grandson-in-law - Your grandson-in-law - My great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-grandmother-in-law - My great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-grandfather-in-law - My great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-grandson-in-law - Your great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-grandson-in-law - My stepgrandmother-in-law - Your stepgrandmother-in-law - My stepgrandfather-in-law - Your stepgrandfather-in-law - My step-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-grandfather-in-law - My step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My stepgranddaughter-in-law - Your stepgranddaughter-in-law - My stepgrandson-in-law - Your stepgrandson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-grandson-in-law - My step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandson-in-law

Adopted members of the family: My adopted-mother - Your adopted-mother - My adopted-father - Your adopted-father - My adopted-sister - Your adopted-sister - My adopted-brother - Your adopted-brother - My adopted-daughter - Your adopted-daughter - My adopted-son - Your adopted-son

Other members of the family: My godmother - Your godmother - My godfather - Your godfather - My goddaughter - Your goddaughter - My godson - Your godson - My housekeeper - Your housekeeper - My teacher - Your teacher - My nanny - Your nanny - My coworker - Your coworker - My classmate - Your classmate - My lawyer - Your lawyer - My doctor - Your doctor

Pets: My dog - Your dog - My cat - Your cat - My parrot - Your parrot - My hamster - Your hamster - My turtle - Your turtle - My crocodile - Your crocodile - My snake - Your snake - My fish - Your fish

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