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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ex-girlfriend.

One of the various curses of man's existence, the ex-girlfriend has plagued man since he learned to responsibly enjoy safely supervised group activities. Though there is some speculation as to what good (if any) the ex-girlfriend serves, experts agree that she is an integral, though unwelcome, part of human existence and not likely to go away any time soon, no matter how hard one wishes she would get hit by a bus or get eaten alive by a pack of rabid wolves.

Am I In Danger of Having an Ex-Girlfriend?[edit]

If you're a male or female age 12-200 and enjoy "sexual relations" with women, then yes, you are a prime candidate for having at least one ex-girlfriend at some point in your life. While most males are typically suspected of having ex-girlfriends, note that this does not apply to all males, with salient examples being cartoonists, uglier nerds, Blind Guardian, hairdressers, Wikipedia editors, or Catholic Priests.

Could You Explain To Me What Exactly an Ex-girlfriend is?[edit]

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Possibly.

As a rule, one cannot have an ex-girlfriend without first having a girlfriend. Sometimes, girlfriends may attain higher levels of being, becoming ex-fiancees or the dreaded and sometimes fatal ex-wife.

Ex-girlfriends exist in all human cultures across the globe, knowing no bounds, unless the bound in question is gender. An ex-girlfriend, by definition, cannot be male, even with extensive surgery. For example: if two men are engaged in an unholy and perverse sexual relationship, and then they part ways (amicably or otherwise) neither of the two men can be considered an ex-girlfriend. They must both, despite the negative connotations for their eternal souls, be considered ex-boyfriends, though it is not beyond the pale to suggest that one or both may refer to themselves or other associates they know as girlfriends, though this is considered unconsiderable, especially in Kansas.

How Do I Get an Ex-girlfriend?[edit]

Typically, an ex-girlfriend is acquired following a predictable set of events.

  1. Get a girlfriend.
  2. Have yourself some sexual relations (if you're a devout Christian, or just a ninny, skip directly to step #3)
  3. Treat her badly and she'll dump you for being an ass, or treat her well and she'll dump you for being boring.
  4. Have "a talk."

And there you go: one spanking new ex-girlfriend, all greased and ready to go.

Will my Ex-girlfriend Come Back?[edit]

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It depends. There are two major types of ex-girlfriends:

  • Little Miss Independent: Little Miss Independent, or LMI, tends to dwell in urban areas, is well traveled, and has one or more degrees. Her strong interest in sex is confounded by the fact that she must waste time with men in order to get it, because her collection of vibrators and bad white jazz music just won't do the trick. Therefore, males may find themselves suddenly and temporarily associated with an LMI (where she represents a nominal girlfriend of a male-female dyad) whilst she sets her sights immediately on finding another man to fill the void between her legs and accompany her to insipid social events.
Once the LMI gets bored, changes her mind, has a bad day at work, reads a suggestive Horoscopes horoscope, watches a clip of Dr. Phil, listens to any of her gay male or female friends' advice, discovers a new man (see cheating for more on this complicated subject), or just has a passing whim, she will suddenly and inexplicably transform from girlfriend to ex-girlfriend. LMIs will continue this behavior until they are past their prime and forced to settle for a man whom they wouldn't have given the time of day to when younger, and live out the rest of their lives in bitter despair. During this time, they may re-discover their vibrator collection and most certainly, horrible white jazz.
Will she come back? Did you not read the previous paragraph?
And you know you're never going to find a chick that hot again.
  • Psychotic Emotional Terrorist: Psychotic Emotional Terrorists, or PETs are more common than LMIs, and may be found in any environment. Through lavish attention and devoted clinging, the PET is quite capable on her own to become a ready-made ex-girlfriend, when the man (the boyfriend) is driven insane by her inability to shut up, the innumerable mood swings, emotional breakdowns, irrational tantrums, and general wackiness exhibited by the PET. Make no mistake, most men have endured a PET experience and stayed in the relationship despite early signs such as her holing up in her apartment and crying for 3 days straight or warnings like, "Hey dude, your girlfriend is really FUCKED in the head. Dump her already." The simple reason you didn't get out earlier is because she fucks you like you've never been fucked before (or because you have never been fucked before, in which case she may only fuck you emotionally, and still leave you a virgin). She's an incredible nymph that fucks you at any time, anywhere.
However, rather than being free of the attentions of the PET after she attains ex-girlfriend status, the male may find the PET will simply not go away, and may be forced to endure repeated phone calls, pet kidnappings, thrown crockery, the works of G.K. Chesterton, and slashed tires.
Will she come back? Without fail, monsieur.

The Typical Aftermath[edit]

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Most ex-girlfriends tend to let out their anger throughout a few well known routes:

  • Petty vandalism: This is relatively rare with ex-girlfriends with whom you had a semi-decent relationship, but can include smearing of faeces on doors and crudely fashioned posters with small penises depicted.
  • Random outbursts: This includes mood swings between being 'mature' and being very very very very very 'unhinged'. These outbursts can appear at anytime without any provocation. Claims to money and/or friends are not uncommon.
  • Ridiculous Threats: These can vary from the eternal "my friends are going to break your legs!" to the plainly cruel claim that she gave you an imaginary STD. The latter is only funny if you've had relations with her mother recently too. The former isn't funny.
  • Violent SMS: A prime example of this as kindly donated by an ex I happen to know is:


Well on the bright side of this text, the line "I hope that someone breaks your ugly twisted little heart one day soon." leads me to believe that she won't mind that I pulled her best friend last weekend...

  • Hate Mail: Where the ex-girlfriend in question sends you an email or (less commonly) a letter describing her intense hatred for you and detailing every last negative thing she can remember or fabricate about you. It is also not uncommon to read vast exaggerations of penis size, or to read declarations that you inspired her to become a lesbian. This is a method usually employed by the PET type of ex girlfriend in an effort to piss you off. This method is also typically re-employed at a moment's notice and without provocation. (See Harassment)

How Do I Avoid Getting an Ex-girlfriend?[edit]

Fortunately, there are several FDA-approved methods of avoiding acquiring an ex-girlfriend. These include, but are not limited to:

How to get rid of her[edit]

  • Tell her you have been hiding the fact that you could possibly be her brother, and can't bear it anymore.(Caution:has reverse effect on redneck/hillbilly women)
  • Tell here that you are gay.
  • Hit her with a fry pan in the face, then cut her into pieces, and bury her in the basement or the backyard.
  • Certain experts, most notably Prince prefer to pummel the crap out of them, use their blood as war paint, cannabalise their ex, then proceed to sit in a closet for about 3 months before eating their own face and leaving.
  • 1: Burn her house down, and rescue her from it.
  • 2:When she cries and thanks you for "saving" her life, she will invariably ask you "Is there anything I can do for you? Anything at all?"
  • 3: Ask "3 hours of nookie, then delete my phone number and move to Arkansas."

And yes, in case you're wondering I am mentally unhinged, and this is my way of dealing with my unhealthy killing obsession; by confidently voicing my thoughts on this website which instead of identifying me as severely insane...thinks my little anecdote is funny.

Some people are as yet unfamiliar with quite exactly how the adjective of Dumping your girlfriend came about. On gaining a new ex-girlfriend you may expect to lose some DVDs that you really don't care about. Shallow Hal or Transformers for instance. But... when the bitch inexplicably takes off with your Full Metal Jacket, that's when you realise that you should have tapped her on the head and actually dumped her in a ditch. Thanks a bunch Rachel. Stay out of my way, and I won't cut your new puppy's head off ok?

Another approach to the dumping would be to just move out of home into hostel far far away so that you can come up with the excuse of a long distance relationship never working out..... Reality of the matter is that you're just fed up of the bitch and found hotter girls in your college...... Enjoy Paru darling, hopefully you've been laid by someone else by now!!!

See Also[edit]

"Family members"
Parents and children: My mother - Your mother - My father - Your father - Parents - My daughter - Your daughter - My son - Your son

Siblings and half-siblings: My sister - Your sister - My brother - Your brother - My half-sister - Your half-sister - My half-brother - Your half-brother

Grandparents and grandchildren: My grandmother - Your grandmother - Your grandmother of underwear - My grandfather - Your grandfather - My granddaughter - Your granddaughter - My grandson - Your grandson

Too much ancestors and descendants: My great-grandmother - Your great-grandmother - My great-grandfather - Your great-grandfather - My great-granddaughter - Your great-granddaughter - My great-grandson - Your great-grandson - My great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-grandmother - My great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-grandfather - My great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-grandson - Your great-great-grandson - My great-great-great-grandmother - Your great-great-great-grandmother - My great-great-great-grandfather - Your great-great-great-grandfather - My great-great-great-granddaughter - Your great-great-great-granddaughter - My great-great-great-grandson - Your great-great-great-grandson

Collateral relatives: My aunt - Your aunt - My uncle - Your uncle - My niece - Your niece - My nephew - Your nephew - My grandaunt - Your grandaunt - My granduncle - Your granduncle - My grandniece - Your grandniece - My grandnephew - Your grandnephew - My great-grandaunt - Your great-grandaunt - My great-granduncle - Your great-granduncle - My great-grandniece - Your great-grandniece - My great-grandnephew - Your great-grandnephew - My great-great-grandaunt - Your great-great-grandaunt - My great-great-granduncle - Your great-great-granduncle - My great-great-grandniece - Your great-great-grandniece - My great-great-grandnephew - Your great-great-grandnephew - My half-aunt - Your half-aunt - My half-uncle - Your half-uncle - My half-niece - Your half-niece - My half-nephew - Your half-nephew - My half-grandaunt - Your half-grandaunt - My half-granduncle - Your half-granduncle - My half-grandniece - Your half-grandniece - My half-grandnephew - Your half-grandnephew - My half-great-grandaunt - Your half-great-grandaunt - My half-great-granduncle - Your half-great-granduncle - My half-great-grandniece - Your half-great-grandniece - My half-great-grandnephew - Your half-great-grandnephew - My half-great-great-grandaunt - Your half-great-great-grandaunt - My half-great-great-granduncle - Your half-great-great-granduncle - My half-great-great-grandniece - Your half-great-great-grandniece - My half-great-great-grandnephew - Your half-great-great-grandnephew

Friends: My friend - Your friend - My best friend - Your best friend

Members of the family who we have no opinion: My 1C1R - Your 1C1R - My 1C2R - Your 1C2R - My aunt-in-law - Your aunt-in-law - My uncle-in-law - Your uncle-in-law - My niece-in-law - Your niece-in-law - My nephew-in-law - Your nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your grandaunt-in-law - My granduncle-in-law - Your granduncle-in-law - My grandniece-in-law - Your grandniece-in-law - My grandnephew-in-law - Your grandnephew-in-law - My stepaunt - Your stepaunt - My stepuncle - Your stepuncle - My stepgrandaunt - Your stepgrandaunt - My stepgranduncle - Your stepgranduncle - My stepniece - Your stepniece - My stepnephew - Your stepnephew - My stepgrandniece - Your stepgrandniece - My stepgrandnephew - Your stepgrandnephew - My co-aunt-in-law - Your co-aunt-in-law - My co-uncle-in-law - Your co-uncle-in-law - My co-niece-in-law - Your co-niece-in-law - My co-nephew-in-law - Your co-nephew-in-law - My grandaunt-in-law - Your co-grandaunt-in-law - My co-granduncle-in-law - Your co-granduncle-in-law - 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Your half-great-grandnephew-in-law - My half-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your half-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My half-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your half-great-great-granduncle-in-law - My half-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your half-great-great-grandniece-in-law - My half-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your half-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My half-co-grandaunt-in-law - Your half-co-grandaunt-in-law - My half-co-granduncle-in-law - Your half-co-granduncle-in-law - My half-co-grandniece-in-law - Your half-co-grandniece-in-law - My half-co-grandnephew-in-law - Your half-co-grandnephew-in-law - My half-co-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your half-co-great-grandaunt-in-law - My half-co-great-granduncle-in-law - Your half-co-great-granduncle-in-law - My half-co-great-grandniece-in-law - Your half-co-great-grandniece-in-law - My half-co-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your half-co-great-grandnephew-in-law - My half-co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - Your half-co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law - My half-co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - Your half-co-great-great-granduncle-in-law - My half-co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - Your half-co-great-great-grandniece-in-law - My half-co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - Your half-co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law - My half-stepaunt - Your half-stepaunt - My half-stepuncle - Your half-stepuncle - My half-stepniece - Your half-stepniece - My half-stepnephew - Your half-stepnephew - My half-stepaunt-in-law - Your half-stepaunt-in-law - My half-stepuncle-in-law - Your half-stepuncle-in-law - My half-stepniece-in-law - Your half-stepniece-in-law - My half-stepnephew-in-law - Your half-stepnephew-in-law - My half-co-stepaunt-in-law - Your half-co-stepaunt-in-law - My half-co-stepuncle-in-law - Your half-co-stepuncle-in-law - My half-co-stepniece-in-law - Your half-co-stepniece-in-law - My half-co-stepnephew-in-law - Your half-co-stepnephew-in-law

Members of the family for sexual bitching: My cousin - Your cousin - My girlfriend - Your girlfriend - My fiancée - Your fiancée - My wife - Your wife - My lover - Your lover - My crush - Your crush - Lover - Hook up - Affair - Crush - Boyfriend - Fiancé - Husband - My sister-in-law - Your sister-in-law - My brother-in-law - Your brother-in-law - My co-sister-in-law - Your co-sister-in-law - My co-brother-in-law - Your co-brother-in-law - My cousin-in-law - Your cousin-in-law - My co-cousin-in-law - Your co-cousin-in-law - My stepsister - Your stepsister - My stepbrother - Your stepbrother - My stepcousin - Your stepcousin - My 2C - My 2C - My secretary - Your secretary - My intern - Your intern - My stepsister-in-law - Your stepsister-in-law - My stepbrother-in-law - Your stepbrother-in-law - My co-stepsister-in-law - Your co-stepsister-in-law - My co-stepbrother-in-law - Your co-stepbrother-in-law - My half-cousin - Your half-cousin - My sesqui-cousin - Your sesqui-cousin - My double-cousin - Your double-cousin - My half-sister-in-law - Your half-sister-in-law - My half-brother-in-law - Your half-brother-in-law - My half-co-sister-in-law - Your half-co-sister-in-law - My half-co-brother-in-law - Your half-co-brother-in-law - My half-2C - Your half-2C - My sesqui-2C - Your sesqui-2C - My double-2C - Your double-2C - My sester-2C - Your sester-2C - My triple-2C - Your triple-2C - My sesqua-2C - Your sesqua-2C - My quadruple-2C - Your quadruple-2C - My 2C-in-law - Your 2C-in-law - My co-2C-in-law - Your co-2C-in-law - My stepcousin-in-law - Your stepcousin-in-law - My co-stepcousin-in-law - Your co-stepcousin-in-law - My half-cousin-in-law - Your half-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-cousin-in-law - My double-cousin-in-law - Your double-cousin-in-law - My half-co-cousin-in-law - Your half-co-cousin-in-law - My sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - Your sesqui-co-cousin-in-law - My double-co-cousin-in-law - Your double-co-cousin-in-law - My step-2C - Your step-2C - My 3C - Your 3C - My 3C-in-law - Your 3C-in-law - My co-3C-in-law - Your co-3C-in-law - My step-2C-in-law - Your step-2C-in-law - My co-step-2C-in-law - Your co-step-2C-in-law - My 4C - Your 4C - My 4C-in-law - Your 4C-in-law - My co-4C-in-law - Your co-4C-in-law - My step-3C - Your step-3C - My step-3C-in-law - Your step-3C-in-law - My co-step-3C-in-law - Your co-step-3C-in-law - My step-4C - Your step-4C - My step-4C-in-law - Your step-4C-in-law - My co-step-4C-in-law - Your co-step-4C-in-law - My half-3C - Your half-3C - My sesqui-3C - Your sesqui-3C - My double-3C - Your double-3C - My sester-3C - Your sester-3C - My triple-3C - Your triple-3C - My sesqua-3C - Your sesqua-3C - My quadruple-3C - Your quadruple-3C - My 4.5-tuple-3C - Your 4.5-tuple-3C - My quintuple-3C - Your quintuple-3C - My 5.5-tuple-3C - Your 5.5-tuple-3C - My sextuple-3C - Your sextuple-3C - My 6.5-tuple-3C - Your 6.5-tuple-3C - My septuple-3C - Your septuple-3C - My 7.5-tuple-3C - Your 7.5-tuple-3C - My octuple-3C - Your octuple-3C - My half-3C-in-law - Your half-3C-in-law - My sesqui-3C-in-law - Your sesqui-3C-in-law - My double-3C-in-law - Your double-3C-in-law - My sester-3C-in-law - Your sester-3C-in-law - My triple-3C-in-law - Your triple-3C-in-law - My sesqua-3C-in-law - Your sesqua-3C-in-law - My quadruple-3C-in-law - Your quadruple-3C-in-law - My 4.5-tuple-3C-in-law - Your 4.5-tuple-3C-in-law - My quintuple-3C-in-law - Your quintuple-3C-in-law - My 5.5-tuple-3C-in-law - Your 5.5-tuple-3C-in-law - My sextuple-3C-in-law - Your sextuple-3C-in-law - My 6.5-tuple-3C-in-law - Your 6.5-tuple-3C-in-law - My septuple-3C-in-law - Your septuple-3C-in-law - My 7.5-tuple-3C-in-law - Your 7.5-tuple-3C-in-law - My octuple-3C-in-law - Your octuple-3C-in-law

Members of the family that came from hell: My mother-in-law - Your mother-in-law - My father-in-law - Your father-in-law - My stepmother - Your stepmother - My stepfather - Your stepfather - My co-mother-in-law - Your co-mother-in-law - My co-father-in-law - Your co-father-in-law - My daughter-in-law - Your daughter-in-law - My son-in-law - My son-in-law - My stepdaughter - Your stepdaughter - My stepson - Your stepson - My stepmother-in-law - Your stepmother-in-law - My stepfather-in-law - Your stepfather-in-law - My stepgrandmother - Your stepgrandmother - My stepgrandfather - Your stepgrandfather - My step-great-grandmother - Your step-great-grandmother - My step-great-grandfather - Your step-great-grandfather - My step-great-great-grandmother - Your step-great-great-grandmother - My step-great-great-grandfather - Your step-great-great-grandfather - My stepgranddaughter - Your stepgranddaughter - My stepgrandson - Your stepgrandson - My stepdaughter-in-law - Your stepdaughter-in-law - My stepson-in-law - Your stepson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-granddaughter - My step-great-grandson - Your step-great-grandson - My step-great-great-granddaughter - Your step-great-great-granddaughter - My step-great-great-grandson - Your step-great-great-grandson - My apartment manager - Your apartment manager - My neighbor - Your neighbor - My ex-girlfriend - Your ex-girlfriend - My ex-fiancée - Your ex-fiancée - My ex-wife - Your ex-wife - Ex-boyfriend - Ex-fiancé - Ex-husband - My enemy - Your enemy - Ex-love of current love - Current love of ex-love - My ex-friend - Your ex-friend - My boss - Your boss - My co-aunt - Your co-aunt - My co-uncle - Your co-uncle - My grandmother-in-law - Your grandmother-in-law - My grandfather-in-law - Your grandfather-in-law - My granddaughter-in-law - Your granddaughter-in-law - My grandson-in-law - Your grandson-in-law - My great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-grandmother-in-law - My great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-grandfather-in-law - My great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-grandson-in-law - Your great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-grandson-in-law - My stepgrandmother-in-law - Your stepgrandmother-in-law - My stepgrandfather-in-law - Your stepgrandfather-in-law - My step-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-grandfather-in-law - My step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My stepgranddaughter-in-law - Your stepgranddaughter-in-law - My stepgrandson-in-law - Your stepgrandson-in-law - My step-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-grandson-in-law - My step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your step-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My step-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your step-great-great-grandson-in-law - My great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandmother-in-law - My great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandfather-in-law - My great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - Your great-great-great-granddaughter-in-law - My great-great-great-grandson-in-law - Your great-great-great-grandson-in-law

Adopted members of the family: My adopter (My adopted-mother - My adopted-father) - Your adopter (Your adopted-mother - Your adopted-father) - My adopted-sister - Your adopted-sister - My adopted-brother - Your adopted-brother - My adopted-daughter - Your adopted-daughter - My adopted-son - Your adopted-son

Other members of the family: My godmother - Your godmother - My godfather - Your godfather - My goddaughter - Your goddaughter - My godson - Your godson - My housekeeper - Your housekeeper - My teacher - Your teacher - My nanny - Your nanny - My coworker - Your coworker - My classmate - Your classmate - My lawyer - Your lawyer - My doctor - Your doctor

Pets: My dog - Your dog - My cat - Your cat - My parrot - Your parrot - My hamster - Your hamster - My turtle - Your turtle - My crocodile - Your crocodile - My snake - Your snake - My fish - Your fish

Relateds: You - I