Bill Gates

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Bill Gates is a monster that looks like a human. He is best known for his inventions that have costed the world $900 BILLION in total. The inventions are:

Well, he also made "Hit Ctrl/Cmd A to invert colors." Try it!

Think that's short? Well, Bill Gates promises that he will prevent himself from not coding any more trash like the ones above. Actually, it was Windows 95 that started causing all the trouble. The Windows operating system was great before that. Here's a list:

  1. MS-DOS (perfect)
  2. Windows 1.0 (not so bad)
  3. Windows 3.1 (also not so bad)
  4. Windows 95 (ruined everything)
  5. Windows 98 (made it worse)
  6. Windows 2000 (a pile of crap)
  7. Windows ME (insults me)
  8. Windows You (an unreleased, really offensive version)
  9. Windows XP (looks like Fisher-Price)
  10. Windows Vista (not really a vista point)
  11. Windows Vesta (unreleased misspelled version)
  12. Windows 8 (WTF happened to the start menu?)
  13. Windows 8.1 (1×1099999 times the annoyances of Windows 8)
  14. Windows 9 (Wait, I didn't know the number 9 even existed!)
  15. Windows 10 (C-R-A-P is its motto)

He also made this banner to annoy you:


Microsoft logo under Bill Gates:

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Microsoft logo after someone had his brain screwed on tight:


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So, Bill Gates did a negative job towards his company, Microsoft!

The Community[edit]


QUESTION
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I got a BSOD with stopcode "CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED". What do I do now?
ANSWER
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   [accepted]
   Try rebooting and typing "wtf" with your keyboard.
      [comments]
      1 upvote: Doesn't work.
      -5 upvotes: DOES WORK LIKE A CHARM!
   [alternative answer]
   Power down your computer and throw it in the trash.
      [comments]
      10 upvotes: This works. Why is this below some trash?
      -10 upvotes: CRAP.
   [alternative answer 2]
   Go to windows.com/stopcode and enter CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED. Then, look at their instructions.
      [comments]
      10 upvotes: It returns 404 NOT FOUND.
      -1 upvote: WORKS LIKE A CHARM!

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