Windows Vesta

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Windows Vesta is one of the most popular versions of Windows besides being mostly used by blind people.

This version of Windows features more crashing, more bloatware, and even more hard drive space needed than even Windows Vista!

System Requirements[edit]

Over 9000 GB of hard disk space.

An NVIDIA GeForce 200733544.

A TV card.

DELL bios.

2 HD-DVD drives.


And a microphone.


windows offender[edit]

Windows offender will send hate messages trough IRC if viruses are detected.

Note: It is removed starting with SP1*

  • It is Added once again in SP3.

Windows Pirate[edit]

Windows Pirate downloads pirated versions of games so your hard drive can get full.

Windows Virus maker 95[edit]

Windows Virus maker 95 will let you create a virus by a single click

Microsoft ERRORS 2012[edit]

Included in SP2, Microsoft Errors shows you error messages with a click of the START button on the Gui of the program.






None is yet known about the Development of Windows Vesta. some rumor that its created by bill gates in a computer accident in 2004


The official release date for Windows Vesta is June 18th, 2008

Service Packs[edit]


SP1 was released in 2009 and added more features like

  • More Slowdown
  • No more Windows OFFENDER to make you more venerable to viruses
  • Windows Virus Maker is updated to version 6.50 and features more error messages


SP2 was released in 2012 and features

  • Even more slowdown
  • more errors
  • Microsoft ERRORS 2012 now included


SP3 was released in 2018 and features

  • Windows Forced Downgrade, A service where every day your edition of Windows VESTA gets downgraded to a lower edition.
  • Windows OFFENDER is now included again this time detecting fewer viruses.


SP4 was released on January 1st, 2019 and includes

  • Removed support for Floppy Drives.
  • Windows Help removed to make it harder to use.


SP5 (The Neptune Update) was released on June 5th, 2019 and includes

  • Rewritten Windows Explorer to support DNA storage
  • Added in support for Windows 10 Apps by using a VM to run every app other than system ones.
  • Removed Screensavers


SP5.5 is a patch for SP5 that removes some of the VM bugs, and was released on September 20th, 2019.

End Of Support[edit]

all computers with the OS will explode on April 1st, 2020 in favor of the upcoming End Of Support.

It's own twin[edit]