Minesweeper
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“It's freaking impossible!!!”
You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clean this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.
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*Click this one and you win!
Developers. Need we say more?
• Detect "non-genuine" products
• Gather user information and credit card numbers
• Cripple core system components
• Deploy legal team
• Launch civil litigation
Estimated time:
Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.
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