Minesweeper

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“There is approximately a 50 percent chance that the space next to it will be a mine. Therefore, this space shall be marked 0.5.”

~ Schrodinger

“Schrodinger, what the fuck? This is Minesweeper, not quantum physics!”

~ Einstein, although he probably would've said it in German

“It's freaking impossible!!!”

~ Everybody on Minesweeper

“Every time I play Minesweeper, I keep seeing these numbers like "5"... and "2"...”

~ Oscar Wilde

You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clean this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.

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