Template:Windows

See also: World domination

• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation

Estimated time remaining:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.

Installing Windows has never been easier easy

All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.

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Calculator
CTRL-ALT-DEL
Developers!
DirectX
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Internet Explorer
UnNews: Microsoft unveils Internet Genuine Advantage
Microsoft Products Online Technical Support
Microsoft Access
Microsoft Keyboard
Microsoft Office
Microsoft Outlook
Microsoft Surface
MS Paint
PowerPoint
MS Word
Microsoft Word Paperclip
Minesweeper
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Notepad
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Windows Product line:

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Windows
Windows BC
Windows 1.0
Windows 3.1
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows Me
Windows You
Windows 2000
Windows Server 2003
Windows Vista
Windows Vista Pirated Edition
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Xbox
X Window System
Windows 2010
Windows 2013
Windows for Politicians
Windows Error Edition
Windows 8
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Windows 10
Windows TNT

This copy of Microsoft Windows is not activated.

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