Template:Windows

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In Soviet Russia, Windows installs you!

• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.


Installing Windows has never been easier easy

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