UnGames:Automated Telephone System

Automated Telephone System

Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.

• Please press -1 for these options in rot13.
• Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
• Press 2 to tell us how megalomaniacal your experience was.
• Press 3 to check your fire hydrant status.
• Press 4 for more options.
• Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
• Rotate your dial 6 times for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
• Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
• Press 8 for emergency assistance.
• Press 9 if you are ⊂( ﾟヮﾟ)⊃.
• Press 0 to mute the volume.
• Press random buttons if you have no clue what your doing.
• Or press # to hear the options again.
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Automated Telephone System is part of a selection of games hosted on Uncyclopedia.