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It is BLACK'S turn! Change WHITE to BLACK and vice versa when you move.[edit | edit source]
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Check, motherfucker!
- You can choose your team (there's only black or white team) by entering your username below.
- You are free to change your team to opponent's team the (switched) mark with attached link will be tagged automatically at the rear of your username, but you can only do it AFTER your team's move and can only do once in a round, after that you can't change back to your team, and you cannot change is there are only you in that team. If you're evil and having a new plan "making a bad move to make your team lose, then switching to opponent team" in your head, trust me, the ban hammer is already behind you.
- Add this to your userpage, if you want to.
- If you vandalize the board or these rules, any moves you make will be reverted until the next round.
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Chess rules (for nerds only)
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This is also called correspondence chess. Moving pieces:
- Any chess pieces have it own key, and making an illegal move are the most unacceptable way I've ever seen, yes it is forbidden, if you think you've make a mistake by making an illegal move, don't worry, you can undo it or not for some evil plans, you are giving your opponent the power to control the game by reverting any moves to your illegal move, you'll be constraint this way. Basically your move will be reverted if being caught. Again the king cannot be captured it can only be "check" or better be "CHECKMATED", this means you cannot move a piece that is pinned.
- A special move you can do with the king and the rook is castling. If you're castling with your left rook, move your king two squares to the left and put the rook to the right of the king. If you're castling with your right rook, move your king two squares to the right and put the rook to the left of the king. But you can only castle it if you haven't moved the rook or the king earlier in the game. Like the special move "en passant", you can't deny or negate that move your opponent made but you can if only the opponent move another piece then doing it. This is to say, you can't "en passant" after not going "en passant" at first.
- If a pawn is in the 8th square, it is free to be leveled up to any chess pieces except the king. Keep hoping that the opponent will forget to promote a pawn into a something queenie, so you can say: "Hey look it's a new pawn in the 8th square and it is so useless so fucking dumb lmao."
- If your king meets double checks, you can't block it using any chess pieces but to run the king, or rarer got "DOUBLE CHECKMATED".
- Perpetual check: If your king is being attack by a series of checks by "a" chess piece (usually a queen or a rook) that happens 3 times made by your opponent, the game is draw under threefold repetition. This rule is different, not to be confused with "consecutive check" or "continues check (a check made up by 2 chess pieces or more)", there is no limit to the number of consecutive checks, if it is "consecutive or continues" then it is under the 50 moves rule.
- If your king don't have any legal moves, this includes:
- if one of your chess pieces are pinned
- if any of your pawns are blocked by other pawns
- if both your king and your chess pieces don't have any legal moves, got locked by your opponent
- This is not Chinese chess, therefore the result of the game after being stalemated is draw.
- Pawnless chess endgame rule
- The 50 moves rule is activated here, after the 50th move if there are no pawns moving or piece capturing, the game go draw.
A draw can be seen on some popular endgames due to unavailable to checkmate, if only:
- Look, there's a king and a king fighting to decide who is a winner.
- The king later invited a lone bishop to fight the opponent's king, but still can't decide the winner, the best and closest the strong side can do is force the weak side no legal ways to move, lead to the result is stalemate, again this isn't Chinese chess which is talked above.
- A king and a lone knight versus the opponent's king.
- A king and two knights versus the opponent's king, of course there's a way for 2 knights to checkmate, but if you cannot force the king and checkmate him after 50th move... you know IT'S A DRAW lol.
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