User:Turb0-Sunrise

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REST IN PEACE CARL, YAZTRZEMSKI

FENWAY • SCREAMING • WORLD SERIES TITLES • TURB0PEDIA • VISUAL AIDS • UHC • BIO • ARTICLES

HALL OF SHAME CLASS OF '25

Sign my guestbook!

Grand Cross of the Order

Quote to live by: "Don't wamble your common rinsed Goblin Glider."

I'm wanking material, according to this

What I do here

I do maintenance, mostly. That means reporting shit to QVFD, reporting vandals to ban patrol, accidentally ruining things, and very, very occasionally telling people off.

I'm a rollbacker, which basically means the old "multi-edit vandalism" trick is useless. I'm also a thumbsucker, so if you ask nicely, I may be able to put an article that you made into your userspace if it got deleted.

Other than that, I do little maintenance things, speeling "and"; )grammar(, and occasionally write something. By the end of next year, there's a very good chance I'll be an admin, so that'll happen^[1].

I'm also an adopter for Adopt-A-Noob, so yeah.

I also consider bitching about the Yankees to be a blood sport. Consider that to be my entire personality.

I made Alula delete Wikipedia once (actually)

I shit you not, Shabidoo once flirted with me (twice actually)

My story

See here.

Actual "content"

I exist.^{[citation needed]} Apparently, I'm the physical embodiment of New England. Call me Turbs, Turbo, Turb0, Sunrise, or "You. Yeah, you. That assfuck in the corner." I was browsing around for a few months before making any edits, and i only made about 20 edits before creating my account. Apparently Alula hates me for some reason.

i kinda play the ukulele,^{[Big fat Greek lie]} know way too much about the White Mountains in New Hampshire, and should be treated worse than you because of this. I think I coined the phrase "added a funny"

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT •

Passport Card no. 69420
Name = Turb0 F. Sunrise
Nationality = Bostonian
This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country;
excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Please don't joke block or ban me for longer than 30 seconds, if you do, you will be unable to outrun the grues I keep locked in my closet.

UnMood

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I've also made most of UnGames:Go to Fenway, and came up with the idea and created a good chunk of UnGames:Bust into Boston.

I did revamp UnGames:Confucius Says, and by revamp, I mean completely overhauled. The old version was 10,459 bytes, and my version is 656 bytes.

Stuff I've Done

Punted a baby off a cliff
Fistbumped Chuck Norris' third fist
Outpizza'd the Hut
Outjabba'd the Hutt
Built this city on rock and roll
Fucked on, not off
Spartan-kicked Taylor Swift off a bridge
Made Dani block himself

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My Favorite quotes from this site

“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”
– Uncyclopedia on Murder

“Piss battle unlocked!”
– Me on the urinals at Fenway Park

“I was thinking... pool noodles are some of the most multi-purpose devices on earth. You can use them as swords, cannons, and boats.”
– OPOSSUM on Pool Noodles

YEAH!

Dirty Water

I'm gonna tell you a story

I'm gonna tell you about my town

I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby

Aah, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river

Down by the banks of the river Charles

(Aah, that's what's happening, baby)

That's where you'll find me,

Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves

(Aah, but they're cool people)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston you're my home

(Ooh, you're the number one place)

Frustrated women,

(I mean they're frustrated)

Have to be in by twelve o'clock

(oh, that's a shame)

But I'm a-wishin' and a-hopin'

(oh)

That just once those doors weren't locked

(I like to take time with my baby, walk around)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston, you're my home

(Oh yeah)

*Kickass harmonica solo*

'Cause I love that dirty water,

Aaooh, Boston, you're my home

(Ooh yeah)

Well I love that dirty water,

(I love it, baby)

Love that dirty water,

(I love Boston)

Love that dirty water,

(Have ya heard about the strangler?)

Love that dirty water,

(I'm the man, I'm the man)

Love that dirty water,

Useless stuff

In season 12, ep. 13 of Family Guy, the map at 09:21 is missing New Hampshire and Maine, proving these states do not exist.

I like yelling at New Yorkers, hiking, being a dumbass, cheeseburgers, lighting stuff on fire, being a dumbass, anything Boston, being a dumbass, and being a dumbass.

Did i mention being a dumbass?

awesome stuff

YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! LETS GO RED SOX!

I have one game-used ball and one practice ball from Fenway Park (to be updated whenever)^{[You sure about that?]}