The House of Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire

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I exist.^{[citation needed]} Call me Turbs, Turbo, Turb0, Sunrise, or "You. Yeah, you. That assfuck in the corner." I was browsing around for a few months before making any edits, and i only made about 20 edits before creating my account. i kinda play the ukulele,^{[big fat greek lie]} know way too much about the White Mountains in New Hampshire, and should be treated worse than you because of this. I think I coined the phrase "added a funny"

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Turb0-Sunrise but in a medieval font Nationality = Bostonian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Please don't joke block or ban me for longer than 30 seconds, if you do, you will be unable to outrun the grues I keep locked in my closet.

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Wally the Green Monster

Hamsters

Something Awful

Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority because somebody redirected it from MBTA

Surprisium

I survived the Suicide Bomber game, and you didn't!

Coming Soon to Uncycloland^[sic]

UnNews:Yankees Suck

Stuff I've Done

Nommed A Splode and Boston for FA status

Punted a baby off a cliff

Fistbumped Chuck Norris' third fist

Outpizza'd the Hut

Outjabba'd the Hutt

Built this city on rock and roll

Fucked on, not off

Spartan-kicked Taylor Swift off a bridge

My Favorite quotes from this site

“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”

~ Uncyclopedia on Murder

“Piss battle unlocked!”

~ Me on the urinals at Fenway Park

In season 12, ep. 13 of Family Guy, the map at 09:21 is missing New Hampshire and Maine, proving these states do not exist.

I like yelling at New Yorkers, hiking, being a dumbass, cheeseburgers, lighting stuff on fire, being a dumbass, anything Boston, being a dumbass, and being a dumbass.

Did i mention being a dumbass?

awesome stuff

YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! LETS GO RED SOX!

I have one game-used ball and one practice ball from Fenway Park (to be updated whenever)^{[you sure about that?]}