The House of Turb0-Sunrise, Esquire
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I exist.[citation needed] Apparently, I'm the physical embodiment of New England. Call me Turbs, Turbo, Turb0, Sunrise, or "You. Yeah, you. That assfuck in the corner." I was browsing around for a few months before making any edits, and i only made about 20 edits before creating my account. Apparently Alula hates me for some reason.
i kinda play the ukulele,[big fat greek lie] know way too much about the White Mountains in New Hampshire, and should be treated worse than you because of this. I think I coined the phrase "added a funny"
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Turb0's big bag of trash (and why it's trash)[edit | edit source]
Wally the Green Monster (short, needs work)
Hamsters (FEATURED)
Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority because somebody redirected it from MBTA (decent, but short)
Surprisium (could be something)
Funny stuff i found on this site[edit | edit source]
Pics I've uploaded[edit | edit source]
Coming Soon to Uncycloland[sic][edit | edit source]
UnNews:Yankees Suck
Stuff I've Done[edit | edit source]
Nommed A Splode and Boston for FA status
Punted a baby off a cliff
Fistbumped Chuck Norris' third fist
Outpizza'd the Hut
Outjabba'd the Hutt
Built this city on rock and roll
Fucked on, not off
Spartan-kicked Taylor Swift off a bridge
My Favorite quotes from this site[edit | edit source]
“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”
“Piss battle unlocked!”
In season 12, ep. 13 of Family Guy, the map at 09:21 is missing New Hampshire and Maine, proving these states do not exist.
I like yelling at New Yorkers, hiking, being a dumbass, cheeseburgers, lighting stuff on fire, being a dumbass, anything Boston, being a dumbass, and being a dumbass.
Did i mention being a dumbass?
awesome stuff
YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! LETS GO RED SOX!
I have one game-used ball and one practice ball from Fenway Park (to be updated whenever)[you sure about that?]
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