User:Turb0-Sunrise

The right Honorable Lord of Boston, Turb0-Sunrise

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Knight Commander of the Order

Quote to live by: "Don't reward your incredible pandered muskrat."

I'm wanking material, according to this

I exist. Apparently, I'm the physical embodiment of New England. Call me Turbs, Turbo, Turb0, Sunrise, or "You. Yeah, you. That assfuck in the corner." I was browsing around for a few months before making any edits, and i only made about 20 edits before creating my account. Apparently Alula hates me for some reason.

i kinda play the ukulele, know way too much about the White Mountains in New Hampshire, and should be treated worse than you because of this. I think I coined the phrase "added a funny"

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 4.252.99.182 Name = Turb0 J. Sunrise Nationality = Bostonian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Please don't joke block or ban me for longer than 30 seconds, if you do, you will be unable to outrun the grues I keep locked in my closet.

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Turb0's Great ol' Sack of Perverted Bullshittery^TM (and why it's Perverted Bullshittery)

See here.

I've also made most of UnGames:Go to Fenway, and came up with the idea and created a good chunk of UnGames:Bust into Boston.

Stuff I've Done

Nommed A Splode and Boston for FA status

• Punted a baby off a cliff
• Fistbumped Chuck Norris' third fist
• Outpizza'd the Hut
• Outjabba'd the Hutt
• Built this city on rock and roll
• Fucked on, not off
• Spartan-kicked Taylor Swift off a bridge
• Made Dani block himself

My Favorite quotes from this site

“Scientifically speaking, murder is defined as extroverted suicide.”

– Uncyclopedia on Murder

“Piss battle unlocked!”

– Me on the urinals at Fenway Park

“I was thinking... pool noodles are some of the most multi-purpose devices on earth. You can use them as swords, cannons, and boats.”

– OPOSSUM on Pool Noodles

YEAH!

Dirty Water

I'm gonna tell you a story I'm gonna tell you about my town I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby Aah, it's all about my town Yeah, down by the river Down by the banks of the river Charles (Aah, that's what's happening, baby) That's where you'll find me, Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves (Aah, but they're cool people) Well I love that dirty water, Oh, Boston you're my home (Ooh, you're the number one place) Frustrated women, (I mean they're frustrated) Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame) But I'm a-wishin' and a-hopin' (oh) That just once those doors weren't locked (I like to take time with my baby, walk around) Well I love that dirty water, Oh, Boston, you're my home (Oh yeah) *Kickass harmonica solo* 'Cause I love that dirty water, Aaooh, Boston, you're my home (Ooh yeah) Well I love that dirty water, (I love it, baby) Love that dirty water, (I love Boston) Love that dirty water, (Have ya heard about the strangler?) Love that dirty water, (I'm the man, I'm the man) Love that dirty water,

In season 12, ep. 13 of Family Guy, the map at 09:21 is missing New Hampshire and Maine, proving these states do not exist.

I like yelling at New Yorkers, hiking, being a dumbass, cheeseburgers, lighting stuff on fire, being a dumbass, anything Boston, being a dumbass, and being a dumbass.

Did i mention being a dumbass?

awesome stuff

YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! LETS GO RED SOX!

I have one game-used ball and one practice ball from Fenway Park (to be updated whenever)

Cardboard wastes of space

Userboxes

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This usah is a wicked pissah Bwohsthnian. GO SAWKS!!! YANKEES SUCK!

This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user has been blocked 6 times.

Number of edits: 8,417

This user has 5 featured articles on Uncyclopedia. What a way to waste their life.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 0 years, 4 months and 23 days.

This user was a brave fighter who fought for perple in Chanada. And has lost several, several hours edit warring.

Extended "content"

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal. All ye vandals, fear this user, for they are a knight that fights for the glory of the Empire! This user is a member of the Hell Busters, and fights the accursed templates of The Dark Witch, while improving existing ones. This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Hurricane Center. This user wants to be an administrator, but will almost certainly never be one. This user has escaped from Ojai. This user has made it to Ketchikan. Congratulations, Turb0-Sunrise! You're fan fave in season 👞 of Uncyclopedia Survivor! This user prides himself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) ♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user's opinion is an objective fact, in this case and all cases, always and forever. This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links. ah N This user is a native speaker of Asshat. ah N du P This fucker speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. du P fh A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fuckhead whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. fh A sa P This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sa P