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NOM NOM NOM as NOM NOM NOM! Brand-new IP cruft, except this time it's too long for QVFD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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Actually, this IP cruft is about some rather obscure website that doesn't have its own Wikipedia article, thus is violating UN:VAIN and is eligible for speedy deletion... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:58, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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Nom. 100 kilobyte template! And I just deleted every single transclusion of it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:47, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete. Shouldn't this be sent to QVFD, though? @OPOSSUM: Norb (talk) 19:51, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! yeah, let's kill this usless template... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Norb: I don't think it should be on QVFD, though. Zana deserves at least some credit, this template wasn't made in bad faith. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: it's still a stupid template that deserves to be deleted. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- ☠Huffed.
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moccasins. The use of furry speech and femboy stuff is to mock Neo-Nazis. Hyperborea seems to be something that Neo-Nazis are obsessed with, which also explains the triple parentheses. Both have to do with the topic of the article. Not voting for a full keep since it's very short, but if it's expanded and fixed a bit, this could definitely be a solid article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
- – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
WTF? You know what? I'm changing my mind, let it stay. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:24, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
- I actually kinda like this article.
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Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
Delete. short, something, idk. can't read furry. gergdown, eh
(talk) 21:19, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
What the f*** is this crap? Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:27, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
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I'm nominating this article for a number of reasons.
- It's incredibly short; it's weird no one has put a QVFD tag or even a stub tag in this article before, considering how short it is.
- It uses a lot of furry speech which makes it hard to understand; what's weird is that the topic of the article doesn't have anything to do with furries.
- There's also the use of triple parenthesis which I'm sure I've heard somewhere it's an anthisemitic way to portray the name of someone who's Jewish. Not sure if it's satirical or not and I don't think I want to find out. Also, once again, it has nothing to do with the topic of the article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
Comment. Hyperborea is a thing that Neo-Nazis talk about a lot, so the triple parentheses in the article do make sense and are related to the subject. Not voting yet, since I haven't actually looked at the article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:14, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: huh, really? I had never heard of this before, so I just thought it was a really poor attempt at random humor; but now that I know this the article makes more sense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 00:03, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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Delete. Too short and random to be even marginally salvageable. Norb (talk) 14:55, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
Delete. per Norb. More toasters please (talk) 14:20, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
- Huh, I thought this was Knoxville, Tennessee. I don't even think this is worth userfying, as it's too random. Blow it to Kingdom Come, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:17, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
Obliterate.  20:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:06, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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EXTERMINATE! Redirect categories are problematic for a number of reasons. Most are empty and don't appear on Special:UnusedCategories. Secondly, they don't appear as redirects on HotCat, and are only noticeable after saving. Thirdly, if added to a page, they don't add the category they redirect to, rather, they add themselves. As such, they serve no real purpose other than aiding searches, and I don't think people are searching for categories very often. I'm 90% sure most redirect categories are left over as the result of a move, where the mover forgot to untick the "create a redirect" box. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:40, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:52, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! Kill 'em all, Sherrif. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:41, 2 February 2025 (UTC)
BRRRRRT! You know what, fuck it, go ahead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:07, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Nuke.  15:29, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
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- NOTE: If this vote succeeds, all categories that serve as redirects will be huffed. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:41, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
- NOTE: We are absolutely keeping [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely]]. I'm gonna move [[Category:Musicians Without Talent]] to [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...]] in a day or two when I have time. The redirect of the real title will stay. User:Dawg went rogue moving it to such a horrible title. I'm giving everyone who wants a shorter title a compromise. MrX blow me
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- @MrX: I could do the moving myself, now that I have L10nM4st3r's tools, which allow you to change the category links when you move the category with only a click of a button... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:10, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah that would be cool, thanks! MrX blow me
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- Is there a list of all the redirect categories somewhere? Special:ListRedirects only lists 1000 entries, and all of them are regular redirects.
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Huffed. If you find any that i didn't catch, then please send them to QVFD.  20:57, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
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Nom. I am aware that this is a redirect, but the mere existence of this page attracts trolls from [removed]. Trust me, they have nothing better to do. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:33, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
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EXTERMINATE! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:12, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
sure, let's huff it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:27, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Willy on wheels: I'm pretty sure there's already been a troll from [removed] around here. these last days some vandal has been creating different sockpuppets and inserting unfunny stuff into articles like a black banner that hides the text on the article and has written the words "blacked.com" on it. also made an ASCII of a [removed] once, which is why I'm guessing it's from [removed]. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:48, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
Comment. @DaniPine3: Decided to make a forum post about him too. It's probably for the best to delete this page in order to prevent garnering further attention, put this guy on UN:LSD, and add a filter to the abuse filter for his edits. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:02, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: the problem that I find with that idea is that, in one of its sockpuppets, this guy wrote "Hail stanan and also add me to UN:LTA" (which apparently redirects to UN:LSD [also the guy spelt satan wrong]), which means that they want that to happen for some reason. so maybe we shouldn't actually add him.
also I forgot to mention that several times he's bombarded articles with flashy imaged of goatse. thankfully I haven't seen those pics, or only 1% of it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:10, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- The reason why he wants to be added to UN:LSD is because trolls are chronic attention seekers, and being put on a list gives them that attention. It might be what he wants, but it won't garner him as much attention as he probably thinks, and it's also standard protocol to do this for persistently disruptive users. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:12, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: So that means you've actually seen the almighty Goatse in all its glory now? Blessed be thine eyes, for they will really need it after seeing such glory. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:31, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not sure if it was goatse. it had a flashy effect over it to give people a seizure (wow, making people have epilectic attacks, how funny these guys are). anyways, it did look gross, so I huffed it anyways.
also that was a pun on glory hole wasn't it 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:35, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Yeah, I saw the edit, the sharty vandal called the image "hello.gif", the original goatse image was called "hello.jpg" so I'm pretty sure you did, indeed, see THE Goatse. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 14:37, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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Keep. That's an awful lot of articles that aren't even that bad. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:05, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
Keep. it seems these articles have historical significance within this wiki, so deleting them seem a rather stupid move for me. they migth not be the best quality, but they definitely should be ketp as historical reliques. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:03, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
Keep.. We need more articles written in Norwegian. Herostratus (talk) 06:22, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
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Delete. To be honest, according to my research, this person is only known due to being a pest who doxxed some people on Wikipedia and some other wikis in 2006. Additionally, most, if not all, of the jokes throughout the articles either fall horribly flat or are just terribly outdated.
Note: The Daniel Brandt article on Wikipedia is NOT related to this one. Just wanted to note that. Norb (talk) 17:51, 6 April 2025 (UTC)
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Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:00, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
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Nom. This is the first time I've ever put up an article for deletion like that. I don't like doing it. But I have to say, the article is more of a ytinav self-insert than an actuall funny UnNews. talk 15:52, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Short, stubby, and mocking twelve year olds are extremely overused punching bags now. Delete unless fixed within 100 hours.Terminated. (talk) 15:53, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Burninate! Vanity! Yeah there's no reason to keep this. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:25, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS ARTICLE STILL EXISTS. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! I'm sorry Schism, but this should've been huffed a long time ago... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:18, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:19, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Keep. {I have to save this! Ahhhhhhh! talk 17:48, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Back in the userspace it goes. You know what? Userspace it.Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:11, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
Kill.Terminate. Obscure piece of internet culture. OPOSSUM why would you assume a barely functioning website that only gets about half a dozen regular editors would have articles on concurrent internet phenomena? It just seems like bullshit begging. Terminated. (talk) 12:34, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Kill. Fails UN:CM. Somehow, a left-wing ED seems worse than the regular ED. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:22, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete. This isn't even a leftist ED. It's just an archival site for white supremacist Discords. Certainly fails UN:VAIN. Norb (talk) 16:26, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Kill.I agree with the other users. This site is way too obscure for an uncyclopedia article. I do think that it would work better as a Rationalwiki article. Tatersforever442 (talk) 22:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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- UPDATE: Tatersforever has told me that as much as this resembles a rant article, it isn't supposed to contain serious opinions on the site (which again, I know very little about.) For now, the VFD will be left up, but my vote or this poll COULD be withdrawn in the future. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 05:24, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Tatersforever442: Vote here to keep it!!!
talk 17:49, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I feel like 6 days is a little soon to VFD an article that is being worked on. We can userfy it until it gets better. MrX blow me
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- Uhhh... hell nah! Why?
It was already userified once. There is an extremely significant amount of work that was put on it already. It has potential. I'm even working to fix this article myself, so.... It's funny. I did laugh once or twice while reading it. If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it.
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- @Coffi: "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" that's quite the reductive statement. most people here critizise that it's a rather obscure website without much notability, which is a vaild criticism. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:33, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I was mainly saying that if it's voted to be deleted it should instead be userfied. And yeah, saying "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" is even worse than something like "If you aren't a traitor, you should like the Patriot Act". Seriously calling someone a Nazi just because they disagree with you............ smh MrX blow me
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Keep. No. talk 18:06, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Strong keep. Are you kidding me? Why on earth would you want to delete this article? Heck, this article got featured and ended up in the Top 10! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Strong keep. Kurtz, are you high or something? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:15, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Keep. Don't do drugs, kids. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:21, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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its time we have done it. we face the greatest challenge of our time: indicting a beloved part of uncyclopedia culture for bring to us countless war crimes.Terminated. (talk) 17:55, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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@User:DaniPine3: I am supremely high on LSD. Twenty six buckets i have taken of it.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:35, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I didn't know that you were Yoda... also, I thought that Yoda was addicted to ketamine, not LSD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 19:38, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yoda I am. Speak backwards I do. Better than you I am, filthy casuals.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Kept.  12:51, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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EXTERMINATE! how hasn't this been QVFD'd earlier? not only is it about an unknown game, it's completely unfunny and incoherent. maybe I should just delete it without nominating first, but I prefer democracy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:38, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:45, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
It's so bad it's scary. This is incoherent. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Nuke. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
BRRRRRT!  12:58, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:34, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
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