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Dr. Phil's Letter

Score: 2
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. eh, bad formatting, and a bit random. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:47, 13 February 2025 (UTC)

Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 04:58, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

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  • Unfunny, old cruft. Norb (talk) 20:45, 12 February 2025 (UTC)
  • Joli Rouge icon.svg Huffed. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:24, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

UnNews:Hidden racist comments found in borat film

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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Found this on QVFD but it was denied for being too old. Probably safe to bring it here. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:21, 5 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! huh??? gergdown, eh (talk) 04:28, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:27, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  4. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! Only takes half a second to see how crufty it is. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 00:03, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. no idea how this didn't get QVFD'd back when it was written. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:22, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:23, 22 March 2025 (UTC)

Wayne Kest

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sucks ass. Completely unsalvageable. Norb (talk) 19:47, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! 2005cruft. His name's also Kanye West, not Kayne West. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:16, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. A negative version of Kanye West might be a funny idea; sadly this is just unfunny nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:21, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg What the f*** is this unfunny crap? Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter...
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:08, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

UnVoyage:PMOTM

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. too old for QVFD and not a redirect, but useless nonetheless. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yea I have no idea wtf is this even supposed to be. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 20 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! yeah just kill this Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:11, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete this bull****. Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:33, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
  5. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke.Why this thing still exists??? Dr. Onikolos (talk) 19:14, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:41, 4 April 2025 (UTC)

Budget

Score: 4.5
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Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. It has the potential to be a good article, it's just extremely stubby. Agreeing with what @Norb: said.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 00:36, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Far too short to be useful here. I'd put it on ICU but it's over three years old. Norb (talk) 22:49, 21 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. stubbiest stub ever. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:23, 22 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. Nom.gif Shit– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.It's bad, but there's place for this article. Rewrite time! Dr. Onikolos (talk) 19:14, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. too short. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:41, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:47, 4 April 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Invalid link

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The fact that the actual material has nothing to do with the title is kind of funny due to sheer craziness.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:16, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. the joke is that an invalid link contains a broken character, so... kind of works. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:37, 28 February 2025 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! ok wtf is this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:24, 11 February 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Would be funnier if it was actually an invalid link (kinda like gullible) and not just a bunch of black boxes. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:22, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
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Whether or not this gets deleted, I'm importing this to Illogicopedia.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:18, 22 February 2025 (UTC)

Undictionary:454

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. A piece of complete merde. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Crap, crap, & crap again. Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:37, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ah come on, what a nonsense. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 19:14, 4 April 2025 (UTC)
  4. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Classic random-access humor. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:48, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
  5. MOCCASIN.pngMokkááwŝen is displeased.MOCCASIN.png No redeeming qualities at all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:59, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
  6. High1.png wtf is this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:07, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:09, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

Incandescent toilet seat

Score: 3.5
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  1. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. The article sucks but there's potential. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:21, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
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Unfunny article which doesn't know what it's supposed to be. Norb (talk) 20:27, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 2 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 13:21, 5 March 2025 (UTC) Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tries to do something, but it results in more bad than good. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 19:14, 4 April 2025 (UTC)

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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 00:01, 19 April 2025 (UTC)

Health scare

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Really, really random. It's barely related to the actual subject itself. Norb (talk) 13:47, 18 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Wow. Some people really need to work on their humor. Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:29, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
  3. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! What the fuck am I reading? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
  4. Cheesus2.jpg Cheese be with you. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  01:24, 24 April 2025 (UTC)
  5. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:30, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:53, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Gimkit

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Pacman.svg NOM NOM NOM as NOM NOM NOM! Brand-new IP cruft, except this time it's too long for QVFD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 01:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

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Actually, this IP cruft is about some rather obscure website that doesn't have its own Wikipedia article, thus is violating UN:VAIN and is eligible for speedy deletion... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:58, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

UnBooks:Church of St. Knock-Knock Agenda and Prayer Book

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Incomplete since 2014. Terribly humorless excluding the title. Norb (talk) 10:49, 15 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! this fucking sucks. terribly humorless including the title. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:50, 18 March 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It amazes me to see the sheer amount of crap that I find on stubby Uncyclopedia articles. Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:25, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
  4. Illogical, I'll changing it up a bit and putting it on illogicopedia. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg AAAAAAAAA! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:05, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huffed. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:59, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Template:Emoji

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. 100 kilobyte template! And I just deleted every single transclusion of it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:47, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shouldn't this be sent to QVFD, though? @OPOSSUM: Norb (talk) 19:51, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! yeah, let's kill this usless template... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Norb: I don't think it should be on QVFD, though. Zana deserves at least some credit, this template wasn't made in bad faith. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: it's still a stupid template that deserves to be deleted. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  • ☠Huffed. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:10, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Hyperborea

Score: -0.5
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  1. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png The use of furry speech and femboy stuff is to mock Neo-Nazis. Hyperborea seems to be something that Neo-Nazis are obsessed with, which also explains the triple parentheses. Both have to do with the topic of the article. Not voting for a full keep since it's very short, but if it's expanded and fixed a bit, this could definitely be a solid article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
  2. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? You know what? I'm changing my mind, let it stay. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:24, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
  4. I actually kinda like this article. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
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High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. short, something, idk. can't read furry. gergdown, eh (talk) 21:19, 16 March 2025 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg What the f*** is this crap? Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:27, 2 April 2025 (UTC)

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I'm nominating this article for a number of reasons.

  1. It's incredibly short; it's weird no one has put a QVFD tag or even a stub tag in this article before, considering how short it is.
  2. It uses a lot of furry speech which makes it hard to understand; what's weird is that the topic of the article doesn't have anything to do with furries.
  3. There's also the use of triple parenthesis which I'm sure I've heard somewhere it's an anthisemitic way to portray the name of someone who's Jewish. Not sure if it's satirical or not and I don't think I want to find out. Also, once again, it has nothing to do with the topic of the article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Hyperborea is a thing that Neo-Nazis talk about a lot, so the triple parentheses in the article do make sense and are related to the subject. Not voting yet, since I haven't actually looked at the article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:14, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: huh, really? I had never heard of this before, so I just thought it was a really poor attempt at random humor; but now that I know this the article makes more sense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 00:03, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Knoxville

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short and random to be even marginally salvageable. Norb (talk) 14:55, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Norb. More toasters please (talk) 14:20, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
  3. Huh, I thought this was Knoxville, Tennessee. I don't even think this is worth userfying, as it's too random. Blow it to Kingdom Come, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:17, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:06, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

ALL redirect categories

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Redirect categories are problematic for a number of reasons. Most are empty and don't appear on Special:UnusedCategories. Secondly, they don't appear as redirects on HotCat, and are only noticeable after saving. Thirdly, if added to a page, they don't add the category they redirect to, rather, they add themselves. As such, they serve no real purpose other than aiding searches, and I don't think people are searching for categories very often. I'm 90% sure most redirect categories are left over as the result of a move, where the mover forgot to untick the "create a redirect" box. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:40, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:52, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Kill 'em all, Sherrif. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:41, 2 February 2025 (UTC)
  4. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! You know what, fuck it, go ahead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 02:07, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
  5. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
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  • NOTE: If this vote succeeds, all categories that serve as redirects will be huffed. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:41, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
  • NOTE: We are absolutely keeping [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely]]. I'm gonna move [[Category:Musicians Without Talent]] to [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...]] in a day or two when I have time. The redirect of the real title will stay. User:Dawg went rogue moving it to such a horrible title. I'm giving everyone who wants a shorter title a compromise. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
@MrX: I could do the moving myself, now that I have L10nM4st3r's tools, which allow you to change the category links when you move the category with only a click of a button... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:10, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
Yeah that would be cool, thanks! MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 02:06, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
  • Is there a list of all the redirect categories somewhere? Special:ListRedirects only lists 1000 entries, and all of them are regular redirects. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  • Joli Rouge icon.svg Huffed. If you find any that i didn't catch, then please send them to QVFD. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:57, 13 May 2025 (UTC)


[removed]

Score: 3
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. I am aware that this is a redirect, but the mere existence of this page attracts trolls from [removed]. Trust me, they have nothing better to do. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:33, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Updog.jpg Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:28, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:12, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Joli Rouge icon.svg sure, let's huff it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:27, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Willy on wheels: I'm pretty sure there's already been a troll from [removed] around here. these last days some vandal has been creating different sockpuppets and inserting unfunny stuff into articles like a black banner that hides the text on the article and has written the words "blacked.com" on it. also made an ASCII of a [removed] once, which is why I'm guessing it's from [removed]. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:48, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @DaniPine3: Decided to make a forum post about him too. It's probably for the best to delete this page in order to prevent garnering further attention, put this guy on UN:LSD, and add a filter to the abuse filter for his edits. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:02, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: the problem that I find with that idea is that, in one of its sockpuppets, this guy wrote "Hail stanan and also add me to UN:LTA" (which apparently redirects to UN:LSD [also the guy spelt satan wrong]), which means that they want that to happen for some reason. so maybe we shouldn't actually add him.
also I forgot to mention that several times he's bombarded articles with flashy imaged of goatse. thankfully I haven't seen those pics, or only 1% of it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:10, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
The reason why he wants to be added to UN:LSD is because trolls are chronic attention seekers, and being put on a list gives them that attention. It might be what he wants, but it won't garner him as much attention as he probably thinks, and it's also standard protocol to do this for persistently disruptive users. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:12, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: So that means you've actually seen the almighty Goatse in all its glory now? Blessed be thine eyes, for they will really need it after seeing such glory. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:31, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: I'm not sure if it was goatse. it had a flashy effect over it to give people a seizure (wow, making people have epilectic attacks, how funny these guys are). anyways, it did look gross, so I huffed it anyways. also that was a pun on glory hole wasn't it 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:35, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, I saw the edit, the sharty vandal called the image "hello.gif", the original goatse image was called "hello.jpg" so I'm pretty sure you did, indeed, see THE Goatse. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:37, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Omni man

Score: 1
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IP spam. This isn't 2007 anymore. Terminate.Terminated. (talk) 12:40, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Appears to have already been deleted. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:45, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: that stuff is for QVFD. btw, I've already deleted it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:45, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
Okay – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

VFD-padlock.png Template:Daniel Brandt and all most subpages

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. That's an awful lot of articles that aren't even that bad. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:05, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it seems these articles have historical significance within this wiki, so deleting them seem a rather stupid move for me. they migth not be the best quality, but they definitely should be ketp as historical reliques. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:03, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. We need more articles written in Norwegian. Herostratus (talk) 06:22, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To be honest, according to my research, this person is only known due to being a pest who doxxed some people on Wikipedia and some other wikis in 2006. Additionally, most, if not all, of the jokes throughout the articles either fall horribly flat or are just terribly outdated.

Note: The Daniel Brandt article on Wikipedia is NOT related to this one. Just wanted to note that. Norb (talk) 17:51, 6 April 2025 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:00, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

Attempted invasion by fictional geopolitical group thwarted

Score: 5
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. This is the first time I've ever put up an article for deletion like that. I don't like doing it. But I have to say, the article is more of a ytinav self-insert than an actuall funny UnNews. Coffeetalk 15:52, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Short, stubby, and mocking twelve year olds are extremely overused punching bags now. Delete unless fixed within 100 hours.Terminated. (talk) 15:53, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Vanity! Yeah there's no reason to keep this. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:25, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. MOCCASIN.pngYOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS ARTICLE STILL EXISTS.MOCCASIN.png Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! I'm sorry Schism, but this should've been huffed a long time ago... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:18, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:19, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

William Shatner Retirement Home

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft from 2007. Norb (talk) 14:58, 15 April 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:25, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Peak 2005cruft. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:31, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:28, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:28, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Illogicopedia.png Will import the page to Illogicopedia.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:28, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:28, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:06, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

DiscordLeaks

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. {I have to save this! Ahhhhhhh! Coffeetalk 17:48, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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  1. MOCCASIN.pngBack in the userspace it goes.MOCCASIN.png You know what? Userspace it.Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:11, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill.Terminate. Obscure piece of internet culture. OPOSSUM why would you assume a barely functioning website that only gets about half a dozen regular editors would have articles on concurrent internet phenomena? It just seems like bullshit begging. Terminated. (talk) 12:34, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Fails UN:CM. Somehow, a left-wing ED seems worse than the regular ED. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:22, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't even a leftist ED. It's just an archival site for white supremacist Discords. Certainly fails UN:VAIN. Norb (talk) 16:26, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill.I agree with the other users. This site is way too obscure for an uncyclopedia article. I do think that it would work better as a Rationalwiki article. Tatersforever442 (talk) 22:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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  • UPDATE: Tatersforever has told me that as much as this resembles a rant article, it isn't supposed to contain serious opinions on the site (which again, I know very little about.) For now, the VFD will be left up, but my vote or this poll COULD be withdrawn in the future. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 05:24, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
  • @Tatersforever442: Vote here to keep it!!! Coffeetalk 17:49, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  • I feel like 6 days is a little soon to VFD an article that is being worked on. We can userfy it until it gets better. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 18:36, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  • Uhhh... hell nah! Why?
    It was already userified once. There is an extremely significant amount of work that was put on it already.
    It has potential. I'm even working to fix this article myself, so....
    It's funny. I did laugh once or twice while reading it.
    If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it.
    Coffeetalk 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  • @Coffi: "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" that's quite the reductive statement. most people here critizise that it's a rather obscure website without much notability, which is a vaild criticism. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:33, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  • I was mainly saying that if it's voted to be deleted it should instead be userfied. And yeah, saying "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" is even worse than something like "If you aren't a traitor, you should like the Patriot Act". Seriously calling someone a Nazi just because they disagree with you............ smh MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:31, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png A wizard did it

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. No. Coffeetalk 18:06, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Are you kidding me? Why on earth would you want to delete this article? Heck, this article got featured and ended up in the Top 10!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Kurtz, are you high or something? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:15, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Don't do drugs, kids. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:21, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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its time we have done it. we face the greatest challenge of our time: indicting a beloved part of uncyclopedia culture for bring to us countless war crimes.Terminated. (talk) 17:55, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

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@User:DaniPine3: I am supremely high on LSD. Twenty six buckets i have taken of it.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:35, 20 May 2025 (UTC)

I didn't know that you were Yoda... also, I thought that Yoda was addicted to ketamine, not LSD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:38, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
Yoda I am. Speak backwards I do. Better than you I am, filthy casuals.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:51, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png !

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not good, but not bad enough for me Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:03, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Very much passable. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:30, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 17:31, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Red check mark.svg Strong keep.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:57, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:57, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:56, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Useless 2012cruft – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 
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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:32, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Lol.Beans

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! how hasn't this been QVFD'd earlier? not only is it about an unknown game, it's completely unfunny and incoherent. maybe I should just delete it without nominating first, but I prefer democracy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:38, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 15:45, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. This is incoherent. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:58, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:34, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Template:Section

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Template is deprecated.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:56, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:56, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Nom.gif Nom. Yes sir. Coffeetalk 19:02, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg sure 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:15, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Indeed MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:34, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Absolutely Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:58, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
  6. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Should be QVFD'd Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:36, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg To the Netherrealm with you. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:36, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

2018 Incident

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  1. Crappy article that reeks of childish humor (and not even the kind that's so bizarre its funny).[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 15:37, 28 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not even that deep. It's just AI slop that has no reason to be here. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Norb (talk • contribs)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ts is so buns Schism (talk) 05:05, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! AI slop must go! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:46, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg exterminate'd 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:47, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Obama and card stacking

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There are some references to political terms in there that are actually pretty funny. Not actually that bad of an article.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Don't huff Maybe userfy it until Shabidoo gets off his lazy ass and brings this article up to the level we all expect from him. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:37, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:57, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. its so peak Schism (talk) 05:05, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:03, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF is this article supposed to be? Norb (talk) 17:52, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. Not really any jokes aside from the premise, which is more just strange than funny anyway. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. It has potential, but the prose is extremely poor. If this article wasn't from over a decade ago, I would believe it was written by AI. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:29, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 23:05, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Kekkoslovakia

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  1. I will admit that I enjoyed this article, I've read it before. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep although it's a bit bad, I wouldn't say it's VFD-worthy. it could always be extended/made funnier. also Kurtz don't be an idiot by mocking admins you've already been blocked enough times 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Agreeing with Dani. Including the crossed-out part.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC) 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this is ok Schism (talk) 19:10, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:03, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Nom.gif Nom/Delete. I don't really know what to say here other than the fact that this is a really bad article. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Sorry, but it still sucks arse. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Norb (talk) 22:12, 24 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Alula: "Random-access humor" is a term that Chris Chan came up with to mean stream-of-consciousness random humor, saying whatever comes to mind. Willy on Wheels uses the term as well. But I must say, a lot of Kurtz's humor is pretty random as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Random-access humor is also a redirect on Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:19, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
Moving below to comments section. (?)

Alula the 'tard doesn't know what true comedy is. she thinks that random access humour is funny and not mastuhpieces like this.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:56, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:59, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
what OPOSSUM said. if you still have trouble, think Monty Python's style of humor or the fact that i use british and american spelling simultaneously Charlie Chaplin's[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 20:02, 23 May 2025 (UTC)

Roald Dahl’s creative and disturbing mind

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Page that hasn't been updated in four years. Its comon to stumble upon these articles that say "fix this or it'll be deleted in 30 days" then it remains unedited for four years. Do you people have memory issues or somethin'?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:14, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

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it is two old and I don't think Alula would delete it now. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)
  • Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 23:11, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

UnGames:UnCeleste

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm sorry for the user that was planning to make this UnGame, but it's been several years now since it was created and it barely has any content. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:44, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Never played the original game, I've heard people say it's a straight up super meat boy knockoff, and I assumed that the joke of this article was that the "browser-hijacking JavaScript" would just never load. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I highly doubt this game is under construction as we speak, but I would love to be proven wrong. Until then, send it to the abyss. SystemPhantom (talk) 19:09, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Extremely crappy and unfinished. I would try and save it but I am concerned with my own UnGame:Reach AZATHOTH and multiple articles I need to finish.Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 13:22, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Feed it to the Grues of Zork.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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@OPOSSUM: I haven't heard about this game either, but from what I've looked about it on the internet it doesn't remind me of Super Meat Boy that much. I also have heard that is incredibly hard tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:38, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: UnGames:UnCeleste is ready to be deleted!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

@Fenris2010: I already Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed it. also, why does your signature links to "Fenris:2010"? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:49, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3:It doesn't. What do you mean?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: check the source code in your signature. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
I checked it. For me at least it doesn't link to Fenris:2010.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:18, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 16:18, 30 May 2025 (UTC)~

VFD-padlock.png Forum

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  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Not useless.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png no reason to delete Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. i have no clue why this was nominated for deletion SystemPhantom (talk) 18:48, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:03, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. yeah this should probably stay 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:02, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Useless.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:08, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:15, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

Old Man's War

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a nonsensical article with ip levels of quality. nonsensical story all over the place. too random[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif]] (talk) 20:43, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

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btw I made this article. you may ban me now.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 19:02, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

  • Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 16:00, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Eugene Krabs in exclusive interview reports how the Krusty Krab has been impacted by the tariffs

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  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Mr. George CheesusGeorge.png / talk 19:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. SystemPhantom (talk) 21:52, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:13, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:21, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I can't see what's wrong. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:26, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As much as I love making fun of and mocking tarrifs (and all the other stupid things Trump does), this article really has no humor at all.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:34, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:34, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. for similar reasons to Fenris. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 16:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)

Taxi (TV series)

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  1. this is worse than the taxi article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:51, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Terminate with extreme prejudice. If we are going to write an article on Martin Scorsese and Robert DeNiro shouldn't we focus on the films?Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 22:39, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
    1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete, rewrite or redirect Maybe redirect to Andy Kaufman or rewrite from scratch. This show's too good for such a crappy article. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:15, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 00:30, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Grue weapon.jpg Feed this to a Grue!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 01:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
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Redirected to Andy Kaufman. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:13, 1 June 2025 (UTC)

Mandr

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  1. why?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 14:20, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Like ColonelKurtz said, why?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:39, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:39, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. yeah this seems somewhat vanity-ish. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:40, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Yuk.PNG Yuk. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:23, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. I assume this is an in-joke that I'm not getting. Possibly vanity. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:41, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:18, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

Manuel Both-Hanz

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  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Crappy article with no humor. I can't find a single joke.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:48, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:48, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Eww! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg yeah, let's kill this article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:01, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  4. Infinity symbol.jpg Infinity and beyond . . . Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:20, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nerdcruft. It's not even trying. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:20, 4 June 2025 (UTC)

Taxicab

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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! apparently, this was created as a "stupid placeholder until someone gets around to writing something good". no one has done that yet. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:48, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. This is ads? Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 00:33, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. yeah i see no reason for a placeholder page Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., good pictures for potential full Taxi article, but just like that not that good. Funcold (talk) 06:49, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 20:37, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

--- Island

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Why doth the stupid rule?Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 12:23, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. its so peak... Schism (talk) 00:20, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short and not funny. Is more on the side of illogical gibberish than of humor.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:49, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 20:49, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 10:48, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Random. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:40, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Wolverhampton.png TSE TUNG! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN! SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN!𝕆𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕆𝕡𝕠𝕤 TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! TSE-TUNG! 16:43, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "---" used not to full potential. Funcold (talk) 06:53, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 20:39, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

Pingo Doce

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  1. Nom.gif Nom. Crappy stub article that seems to have been forgotten as soon as it was created. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 23:59, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 03:49, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. short and not funny. Funcold (talk) 06:54, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Borderline QVFD. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:51, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! It is literally QVFD material. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:01, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  6. High1.png wtf is this 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:05, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:11, 6 June 2025 (UTC)

UnNews:Wikipedia "sources" create misinformation

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom/delete. Stumbled upon this while trying to fix broken files. I genuinely don't know how this wasn't deleted on sight. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:53, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Took a somewhat interesting premise, and ran it into the ground so bad, that it should be annihilated. Norb (talk) 13:07, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Funcold (talk) 13:41, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:09, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png Nonsense. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:24, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  6. High1.png wtf? how has this article not been huffed already? it's been more than a decade since it got created! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:32, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg huff'd 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:33, 6 June 2025 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:UK Redefines Time Itself: Late Trains Now Officially On Schedule

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (edit: I actually meant to make it a UnNews but don't know how to move it) Noopnurf (talk) 12:19, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's short, but not bad in terms of humor. It could be expanded though.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:54, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 14:54, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not bad. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 10:48, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It should be moved to UnNews space though, i honestly thought it was an UnNews article until i looked closer at the title ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 03:52, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol neutral vote.svg Centrism. I understand the joke fairly well (trains are more or less always late here in Norway too), but the execution isn't the best. Could definitely use a lot of work. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:00, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Why? Stupidly short even by bad articles' standards. The 'joke' is barely funny. It could be rewritten but it would need to be done soon. Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 11:58, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. I don't see why people are voting to keep this. Move it to UnNews if it is kept. The formatting is awful. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:39, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 16:44, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. just move to UnNews, the content itself is okay. Funcold (talk) 06:51, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:06, 7 June 2025 (UTC)

Nailing

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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. 2005cruft. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:51, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:47, 7 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Grue weapon.jpg Feed this to a Grue!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 02:05, 8 June 2025 (UTC) 02:05, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol helicopter.svg wut? Noopnurf (talk) 18:50, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. BRRRRRRT.pngBRRRRRT! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:05, 8 June 2025 (UTC)
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Joli Rouge icon.svg thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 00:12, 9 June 2025 (UTC)

HowTo:Not Do Your Taxes

Score: -4
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  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. I have read this article a number of times and have laughed at it every time.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Noopnurf (talk) 12:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Could use a couple of categories though. Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:54, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🫑bell pepper for you! (talk)❄️ 06:13, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Terminate with extreme prejudice. Extremely short, stupid, and extremely unfunny. The joke existing is about as likely as a neck beard incel finding an extremely beautiful women and marrying her.Lawrence.gif.gif (talk) 17:43, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I have merged this article with the one about HowTo:Do your taxes. Now the question is if we should delete the redirect or leave it be. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Keep redirect.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Redirect it. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:43, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Redirect it. Funcold (talk) 06:41, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol comment vote.svg Redirected. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 18:01, 14 June 2025 (UTC)
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