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 NOM NOM NOM as NOM NOM NOM! Brand-new IP cruft, except this time it's too long for QVFD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ  (vandalize my talk page) 01:42, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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Actually, this IP cruft is about some rather obscure website that doesn't have its own Wikipedia article, thus is violating UN:VAIN and is eligible for speedy deletion... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:58, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
 huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:59, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
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 Nom. 100 kilobyte template! And I just deleted every single transclusion of it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:47, 1 May 2025 (UTC) Delete. Shouldn't this be sent to QVFD, though? @OPOSSUM: Norb (talk) 19:51, 1 May 2025 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! yeah, let's kill this usless template... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Norb: I don't think it should be on QVFD, though. Zana deserves at least some credit, this template wasn't made in bad faith. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:52, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: it's still a stupid template that deserves to be deleted. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:56, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- ☠Huffed.
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 moccasins. The use of furry speech and femboy stuff is to mock Neo-Nazis. Hyperborea seems to be something that Neo-Nazis are obsessed with, which also explains the triple parentheses. Both have to do with the topic of the article. Not voting for a full keep since it's very short, but if it's expanded and fixed a bit, this could definitely be a solid article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:17, 19 March 2025 (UTC)- – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)
 WTF? You know what? I'm changing my mind, let it stay. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:24, 23 April 2025 (UTC)- I actually kinda like this article. 19:54, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
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 Delete this stoned nonsense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
Delete. short, something, idk. can't read furry. gergdown, eh
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What the f*** is this crap? Fenris2010 the April Fool You hear crazy laughter... 00:27, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
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I'm nominating this article for a number of reasons.
- It's incredibly short; it's weird no one has put a QVFD tag or even a stub tag in this article before, considering how short it is.
- It uses a lot of furry speech which makes it hard to understand; what's weird is that the topic of the article doesn't have anything to do with furries.
- There's also the use of triple parenthesis which I'm sure I've heard somewhere it's an anthisemitic way to portray the name of someone who's Jewish. Not sure if it's satirical or not and I don't think I want to find out. Also, once again, it has nothing to do with the topic of the article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:42, 16 March 2025 (UTC)
 Comment. Hyperborea is a thing that Neo-Nazis talk about a lot, so the triple parentheses in the article do make sense and are related to the subject. Not voting yet, since I haven't actually looked at the article. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:14, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: huh, really? I had never heard of this before, so I just thought it was a really poor attempt at random humor; but now that I know this the article makes more sense. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:20, 19 March 2025 (UTC)
 Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 00:03, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Delete. Too short and random to be even marginally salvageable. Norb (talk) 14:55, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. per Norb. More toasters please (talk) 14:20, 18 April 2025 (UTC)
- Huh, I thought this was Knoxville, Tennessee. I don't even think this is worth userfying, as it's too random. Blow it to Kingdom Come, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 00:17, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
 Obliterate. 20:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)- EXTERMINATE! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:04, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:06, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
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- EXTERMINATE! Redirect categories are problematic for a number of reasons. Most are empty and don't appear on Special:UnusedCategories. Secondly, they don't appear as redirects on HotCat, and are only noticeable after saving. Thirdly, if added to a page, they don't add the category they redirect to, rather, they add themselves. As such, they serve no real purpose other than aiding searches, and I don't think people are searching for categories very often. I'm 90% sure most redirect categories are left over as the result of a move, where the mover forgot to untick the "create a redirect" box. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:40, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 17:52, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! Kill 'em all, Sherrif. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 17:41, 2 February 2025 (UTC)
 BRRRRRT! You know what, fuck it, go ahead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 02:07, 3 February 2025 (UTC) Nuke. 15:29, 10 February 2025 (UTC)
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- NOTE: If this vote succeeds, all categories that serve as redirects will be huffed. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:41, 31 January 2025 (UTC)
- NOTE: We are absolutely keeping [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely]]. I'm gonna move [[Category:Musicians Without Talent]] to [[Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...]] in a day or two when I have time. The redirect of the real title will stay. User:Dawg went rogue moving it to such a horrible title. I'm giving everyone who wants a shorter title a compromise. MrX blow me
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- @MrX: I could do the moving myself, now that I have L10nM4st3r's tools, which allow you to change the category links when you move the category with only a click of a button... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:10, 3 February 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah that would be cool, thanks! MrX blow me 02:06, 4 February 2025 (UTC)
- Is there a list of all the redirect categories somewhere? Special:ListRedirects only lists 1000 entries, and all of them are regular redirects. 19:58, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
- Huffed. If you find any that i didn't catch, then please send them to QVFD. 20:57, 13 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Nom. I am aware that this is a redirect, but the mere existence of this page attracts trolls from [removed]. Trust me, they have nothing better to do. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:33, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
 18:28, 16 May 2025 (UTC)- EXTERMINATE! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:12, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
- sure, let's huff it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:27, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Willy on wheels: I'm pretty sure there's already been a troll from [removed] around here. these last days some vandal has been creating different sockpuppets and inserting unfunny stuff into articles like a black banner that hides the text on the article and has written the words "blacked.com" on it. also made an ASCII of a [removed] once, which is why I'm guessing it's from [removed]. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:48, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- Comment. @DaniPine3: Decided to make a forum post about him too. It's probably for the best to delete this page in order to prevent garnering further attention, put this guy on UN:LSD, and add a filter to the abuse filter for his edits. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:02, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Willy on wheels: the problem that I find with that idea is that, in one of its sockpuppets, this guy wrote "Hail stanan and also add me to UN:LTA" (which apparently redirects to UN:LSD [also the guy spelt satan wrong]), which means that they want that to happen for some reason. so maybe we shouldn't actually add him.
also I forgot to mention that several times he's bombarded articles with flashy imaged of goatse. thankfully I haven't seen those pics, or only 1% of it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:10, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- The reason why he wants to be added to UN:LSD is because trolls are chronic attention seekers, and being put on a list gives them that attention. It might be what he wants, but it won't garner him as much attention as he probably thinks, and it's also standard protocol to do this for persistently disruptive users. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:12, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: So that means you've actually seen the almighty Goatse in all its glory now? Blessed be thine eyes, for they will really need it after seeing such glory. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:31, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: I'm not sure if it was goatse. it had a flashy effect over it to give people a seizure (wow, making people have epilectic attacks, how funny these guys are). anyways, it did look gross, so I huffed it anyways.
also that was a pun on glory hole wasn't it 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:35, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Yeah, I saw the edit, the sharty vandal called the image "hello.gif", the original goatse image was called "hello.jpg" so I'm pretty sure you did, indeed, see THE Goatse. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:37, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. That's an awful lot of articles that aren't even that bad. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:05, 7 April 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. it seems these articles have historical significance within this wiki, so deleting them seem a rather stupid move for me. they migth not be the best quality, but they definitely should be ketp as historical reliques. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:03, 8 April 2025 (UTC)
- Keep.. We need more articles written in Norwegian. Herostratus (talk) 06:22, 23 April 2025 (UTC)
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- Delete. To be honest, according to my research, this person is only known due to being a pest who doxxed some people on Wikipedia and some other wikis in 2006. Additionally, most, if not all, of the jokes throughout the articles either fall horribly flat or are just terribly outdated.
Note: The Daniel Brandt article on Wikipedia is NOT related to this one. Just wanted to note that. Norb (talk) 17:51, 6 April 2025 (UTC)
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Kept. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:00, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Nom. This is the first time I've ever put up an article for deletion like that. I don't like doing it. But I have to say, the article is more of a ytinav self-insert than an actuall funny UnNews.
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- Short, stubby, and mocking twelve year olds are extremely overused punching bags now. Delete unless fixed within 100 hours.Terminated. (talk) 15:53, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
 Burninate! Vanity! Yeah there's no reason to keep this. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:25, 20 May 2025 (UTC)- YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS ARTICLE STILL EXISTS. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! I'm sorry Schism, but this should've been huffed a long time ago... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:18, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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huffed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:19, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. {I have to save this! Ahhhhhhh! talk 17:48, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Back in the userspace it goes. You know what? Userspace it.Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:11, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
 Kill.Terminate. Obscure piece of internet culture. OPOSSUM why would you assume a barely functioning website that only gets about half a dozen regular editors would have articles on concurrent internet phenomena? It just seems like bullshit begging. Terminated. (talk) 12:34, 19 May 2025 (UTC)- Kill. Fails UN:CM. Somehow, a left-wing ED seems worse than the regular ED. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:22, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. This isn't even a leftist ED. It's just an archival site for white supremacist Discords. Certainly fails UN:VAIN. Norb (talk) 16:26, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Kill.I agree with the other users. This site is way too obscure for an uncyclopedia article. I do think that it would work better as a Rationalwiki article. Tatersforever442 (talk) 22:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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- UPDATE: Tatersforever has told me that as much as this resembles a rant article, it isn't supposed to contain serious opinions on the site (which again, I know very little about.) For now, the VFD will be left up, but my vote or this poll COULD be withdrawn in the future. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:24, 19 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Tatersforever442: Vote here to keep it!!! talk 17:49, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I feel like 6 days is a little soon to VFD an article that is being worked on. We can userfy it until it gets better. MrX blow me 18:36, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Uhhh... hell nah! Why?
It was already userified once. There is an extremely significant amount of work that was put on it already.
It has potential. I'm even working to fix this article myself, so....
It's funny. I did laugh once or twice while reading it.
If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it.
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- @Coffi: "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" that's quite the reductive statement. most people here critizise that it's a rather obscure website without much notability, which is a vaild criticism. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:33, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I was mainly saying that if it's voted to be deleted it should instead be userfied. And yeah, saying "If you aren't a Nazi, you should like it" is even worse than something like "If you aren't a traitor, you should like the Patriot Act". Seriously calling someone a Nazi just because they disagree with you............ smh MrX blow me 22:31, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. No. talk 18:06, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
 Strong keep. Are you kidding me? Why on earth would you want to delete this article? Heck, this article got featured and ended up in the Top 10! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:05, 20 May 2025 (UTC)- Strong keep. Kurtz, are you high or something? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:15, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Don't do drugs, kids. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:21, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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its time we have done it. we face the greatest challenge of our time: indicting a beloved part of uncyclopedia culture for bring to us countless war crimes.Terminated. (talk) 17:55, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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@User:DaniPine3: I am supremely high on LSD. Twenty six buckets i have taken of it.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:35, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- I didn't know that you were Yoda... also, I thought that Yoda was addicted to ketamine, not LSD. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:38, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yoda I am. Speak backwards I do. Better than you I am, filthy casuals.[[File:Lawrence.Gif.Gif]] (talk) 19:42, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- Kept. 12:51, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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- EXTERMINATE! how hasn't this been QVFD'd earlier? not only is it about an unknown game, it's completely unfunny and incoherent. maybe I should just delete it without nominating first, but I prefer democracy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:38, 12 May 2025 (UTC)
- Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:45, 16 May 2025 (UTC)
 It's so bad it's scary. This is incoherent. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:27, 20 May 2025 (UTC)- Nuke. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 19:00, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
- BRRRRRT! 12:58, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
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thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 02:34, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. There are some references to political terms in there that are actually pretty funny. Not actually that bad of an article. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC) 18:59, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
 Don't huff Maybe userfy it until Shabidoo gets off his lazy ass and brings this article up to the level we all expect from him. MrX blow me 22:37, 20 May 2025 (UTC)- Keep. 12:57, 21 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. its so peak Schism (talk) 05:05, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Mr. George
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- Delete. WTF is this article supposed to be? Norb (talk) 17:52, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete this stoned nonsense. Not really any jokes aside from the premise, which is more just strange than funny anyway. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 18 May 2025 (UTC)
 Limp boner. It has potential, but the prose is extremely poor. If this article wasn't from over a decade ago, I would believe it was written by AI. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:29, 20 May 2025 (UTC)
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Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 23:05, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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- I will admit that I enjoyed this article, I've read it before. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- weak keep although it's a bit bad, I wouldn't say it's VFD-worthy. it could always be extended/made funnier.
also Kurtz don't be an idiot by mocking admins you've already been blocked enough times 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Weak keep Agreeing with Dani.
Including the crossed-out part. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC) 19:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. this is ok Schism (talk) 19:10, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Mr. George / talk 19:03, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Nom/Delete. I don't really know what to say here other than the fact that this is a really bad article. 18:53, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Sorry, but it still sucks arse. Delete. Norb (talk) 22:12, 24 May 2025 (UTC)
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@Alula: "Random-access humor" is a term that Chris Chan came up with to mean stream-of-consciousness random humor, saying whatever comes to mind. Willy on Wheels uses the term as well. But I must say, a lot of Kurtz's humor is pretty random as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Random-access humor is also a redirect on Uncyclopedia. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:19, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- Moving below to comments section. (?)
Alula the 'tard doesn't know what true comedy is. she thinks that random access humour is funny and not mastuhpieces like this.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 18:56, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean 18:59, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
- what OPOSSUM said. if you still have trouble, think Monty Python's style of humor or
the fact that i use british and american spelling simultaneously Charlie Chaplin's[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 20:02, 23 May 2025 (UTC)
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- Delete. I'm sorry for the user that was planning to make this UnGame, but it's been several years now since it was created and it barely has any content. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:44, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
- Burninate! Never played the original game, I've heard people say it's a straight up super meat boy knockoff, and I assumed that the joke of this article was that the "browser-hijacking JavaScript" would just never load. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. I highly doubt this game is under construction as we speak, but I would love to be proven wrong. Until then, send it to the abyss. SystemPhantom (talk) 19:09, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Extremely crappy and unfinished. I would try and save it but I am concerned with my own UnGame:Reach AZATHOTH and multiple articles I need to finish.
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- Feed it to the Grues of Zork. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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@OPOSSUM: I haven't heard about this game either, but from what I've looked about it on the internet it doesn't remind me of Super Meat Boy that much. I also have heard that is incredibly hard tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:38, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: UnGames:UnCeleste is ready to be deleted! Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:44, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: I already huffed it. also, why does your signature links to "Fenris:2010"? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:49, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3:It doesn't. What do you mean? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 14:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- @Fenris2010: check the source code in your signature. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- I checked it. For me at least it doesn't link to Fenris:2010. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:18, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 16:18, 30 May 2025 (UTC)~
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- Strong keep. Mr. George / talk 19:37, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. SystemPhantom (talk) 21:52, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Strong keep.
 PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 23:13, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. 00:21, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. I can't see what's wrong.
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Delete. As much as I love making fun of and mocking tarrifs (and all the other stupid things Trump does), this article really has no humor at all. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:34, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:34, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. for similar reasons to Fenris. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 16:03, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
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- EXTERMINATE! apparently, this was created as a "stupid placeholder until someone gets around to writing something good". no one has done that yet. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:48, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
- Kill. This is ads? 00:33, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 01:25, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Limp boner. yeah i see no reason for a placeholder page Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
- Delete., good pictures for potential full Taxi article, but just like that not that good. Funcold (talk) 06:49, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 20:37, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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Why doth the stupid rule? (talk) 12:23, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
 For. its so peak... Schism (talk) 00:20, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Delete. Too short and not funny. Is more on the side of illogical gibberish than of humor. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:49, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 20:49, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Kill. 10:48, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
- Burninate! Random. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:40, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
 TSE TUNG!  𝕆𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕆𝕡𝕠𝕤 16:43, 3 June 2025 (UTC)- Delete. "---" used not to full potential. Funcold (talk) 06:53, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 20:39, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. (edit: I actually meant to make it a UnNews but don't know how to move it) Noopnurf (talk) 12:19, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. It's short, but not bad in terms of humor. It could be expanded though. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 14:54, 1 June 2025 (UTC) 14:54, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. It's not bad. 10:48, 2 June 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. It should be moved to UnNews space though, i honestly thought it was an UnNews article until i looked closer at the title ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍋lemon for you! (talk)❄️ 03:52, 4 June 2025 (UTC)
- Centrism. I understand the joke fairly well (trains are more or less always late here in Norway too), but the execution isn't the best. Could definitely use a lot of work. 14:00, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Why? Stupidly short even by bad articles' standards. The 'joke' is barely funny. It could be rewritten but it would need to be done soon. (talk) 11:58, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Kill. I don't see why people are voting to keep this. Move it to UnNews if it is kept. The formatting is awful. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:39, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
- Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:44, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. just move to UnNews, the content itself is okay. Funcold (talk) 06:51, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
- Kept. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 13:06, 7 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Strong keep. I have read this article a number of times and have laughed at it every time. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:56, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Noopnurf (talk) 12:28, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Could use a couple of categories though. 13:54, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍋lemon for you! (talk)❄️ 06:13, 11 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Terminate with extreme prejudice. Extremely short, stupid, and extremely unfunny. The joke existing is about as likely as a neck beard incel finding an extremely beautiful women and marrying her. (talk) 17:43, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. I have merged this article with the one about HowTo:Do your taxes. Now the question is if we should delete the redirect or leave it be. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Keep redirect. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC) 19:24, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Comment. Redirect it. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:43, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
- Comment. Redirect it. Funcold (talk) 06:41, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
- Redirected. --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 18:01, 14 June 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. subjectivelly funny, also piece of history. Funcold (talk) 06:47, 5 June 2025 (UTC)
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- What is this crap? Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC) 17:25, 31 May 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. This is funny? 00:39, 1 June 2025 (UTC)
- Weak delete Although I don't find it funny, this is something that might've been funny in 2006, and just hasn't aged very well. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:46, 3 June 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. 13:57, 6 June 2025 (UTC)
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thank u, next --🩷 Sapplerx (talk) 🩷 22:17, 13 July 2025 (UTC)
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Delete. Too serious. This reads like a Wikipedia article. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 03:11, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Huffed by admin decree. Someone's using proxies to write AI-generated articles containing a lot of suspicious links. This was one of them. 20:23, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Expired ICU, author seems to have given up, as well as not being particularly funny.
 Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits) 13:38, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. Borderline QVFD material. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:21, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. the article is just really short, and not really having any jokes besides "haha this guy was a weirdo and attracted to furry porn" gergdown, eh (talk) 14:37, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. @Turb0-Sunrise: you know the ICU will expire TODAY... it's not like on the first second of july 31st all admins have to be waken up to delete an icu article, you could just wait until tomorrow and then it'd be deleted... you don't have to make a VFD section about an article that will be removed at most in a day gergdown, eh (talk) 14:44, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
- Huffed from an expired ICU. 17:44, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. it's an okay article. i don't really classify it as VFD-worthy though... gergdown, eh (talk) 16:13, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. It's got potential. Noopnurf (talk) 01:32, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. Mr. George / talk 01:46, 1 August 2025 (UTC)
- Keep. 13:16, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
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- ICU expired, put here because it couldn't be QVFD'd. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 05:20, 28 July 2025 (UTC)
- Only mildly funny article about an obscure train service in Japan. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (trash my edits. you better do it) 14:30, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 00:33, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Should I expand it or something. Also it's not even THAT obscure. Taiwan 20:52, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
Comment. @Taiwan: expansion is not always the best answer to everything. sometimes, you have to insert humour into a page. the funnier it is, the better it gets. i also have to say that the article is a bit short, in which case, you should extend it, or classify it as {{Template:Stub}}, although since your article is under threat of deletion, you better try to make it better. unfortunately i know nothing about the shinkansen, so i can't help gergdown, eh (talk) 02:49, 31 July 2025 (UTC)
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- Keep. I'd argue deleting them is going a step too fat. If anything, we could lock them so that they aren't further edited, but we should keep archived to preserve an era of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
- Keep.Maybe userfy things like ASBOTAAB or other entries that don't fit if it’s really necessary. I would support not allowing the creation of new ASBOWAATs. --Fish on skates
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- Keep.Maybe create a namespace for them all? Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) 22:01, 2 August 2025 (UTC)
- We're almost definitely not gonna get a sysadmin on board with this idea, so no. 13:06, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
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- Delete all but 1, one article at a time. DW III
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- yeah, there's way too many of these... i think ASBHAWAAT and ASBTWAAT are good candidates to delete. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:32, 26 July 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. hey guys (and some gals), uh.. if this succeeds, which ones are we deleting?
we'll definitely delete ASBHAWAAT, and maybe ASBOTAAB, but what else? gergdown, eh (talk) 20:50, 30 July 2025 (UTC)
- No opinion. This is by far the most ambiguous VFD nomination i've ever seen. I'm leaving it up for now because people are apparently having the most civil discussions i've ever seen on the internet here (and because there's no clear consensus and stuff), but i'd recommend nominating each one anyone would want deleted separately in the future. 13:12, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: Well the 5 sysadmins there are have been inactive for the last billion and a half years, so it's either create a cyborg or wait till October to nom somebody. Your favorite moron, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) 15:37, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- We don't vote on who gets to be a sysadmin on VFS, sorry. Also, the main active sysadmin doesn't have the sysadmin user right on here to begin with. 16:09, 3 August 2025 (UTC)
- Comment. if this vote passes, should we put up a vfd vote for the main four asbowaats articles that were nominated by someone to be removed? (ASBHAWAAT, ASBOTAAB, ASBOTAAT, and uhhh there was another one that i forgot)? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:11, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
- okay i might just do it gergdown, eh (talk) 01:16, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, you should just do it. Nothing's gonna happen if this vote either passes or fails since it's not any specific articles/pages nominated here. 01:23, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- okay doing it now gergdown, eh (talk) 01:46, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Archived. 19:11, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
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- Lock. you may ask, "why this one? why not the other more... irrelevant ones?" well here's why: this one was doomed to fail by its rules. there are only so many languages in the world, and like, we went through 25 of them ALREADY!!! this one just feels really unsustainable, not even including the "you are banned until 50 new sentences". THERE'S ONLY BEEN 20ISH!! gergdown, eh (talk) 03:18, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
- Lock or userfy. It's unsustainable because there are only so many languages spoken by Uncyclopedians. --Fish on skates 03:56, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
- Lock. I had completely forgotten about this one. also that ending is perfect. there's no need to build more upon that. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:15, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
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Userfy. A good concept, but virtually irrelevant and basically dead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:14, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
locked. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:36, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
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 Lock. This has, to me, always been the "Coffi wanted his own personal ASBOxAAT version". And the gimmick isn't even unique, it's just ASBOSAAT but with mandatory line breaks. 15:16, 15 August 2025 (UTC)- KALKUTNIDAK DID NOTHING WRONG Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:11, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Userfy. The premise is the same as ASBOPAAT, and feels kind of vanity-ish. --Fish on skates 16:32, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- Lock yeah, we should lock/archive it. see points above. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:33, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- I think it should be archived instead of deleted. It's not so bad that it deserves to be deleted, in my opinion at least. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:09, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Locked. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:06, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
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Keep. I actually like this one for being an original execution of the original ASBOWAAT idea. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:00, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Keep. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:15, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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- Lock/Archive let's start with the most... uh... uncontroversial one? i mean the creator wants to blow it up so... gergdown, eh (talk) 01:45, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Delete. Buh-bye! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:48, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
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Delete Lock Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:03, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- Archive Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 15:17, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
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I've changed my mind... let's lock it instead of outright nuking it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:19, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- mk gergdown, eh (talk) 03:30, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Is this or will it be referenced by any EfO/MitK pages? --Fish on skates 21:11, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: don't think that either ASB1/2WAAT or the deletion polls have been referenced in the Ojai games. PS, that signature gif you wanted is long overdue, I promise to make it tomorrow, but it's getting late right now, time for me to go to sleep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:17, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
Locked. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:46, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
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Delete. eh, bad formatting, and a bit random. 
Huffed. 
BRRRRRT! Only takes half a second to see how crufty it is. 
Nom. too old for QVFD and not a redirect, but useless nonetheless. 
Keep. The fact that the actual material has nothing to do with the title is kind of funny due to sheer craziness. 
It's so bad it's scary. Classic 
Mokkááwŝen is displeased.
NOM NOM NOM as NOM NOM NOM! Brand-new IP cruft, except this time it's too long for QVFD. 
WTF? You know what? I'm changing my mind, let it stay. 
Comment. Hyperborea is a thing that Neo-Nazis talk about a lot, so the triple parentheses in the article do make sense and are related to the subject. Not voting yet, since I haven't actually looked at the article. 
Obliterate. 
Strong keep. Are you kidding me? Why on earth would you want to delete this article? Heck, this article got featured and ended up in the Top 10! 
Re
Don't huff Maybe userfy it until 
Yuk. 
For. its so peak... 
wut? 
Lock. This has, to me, always been the "Coffi wanted his own personal ASBOxAAT version". And the gimmick isn't even unique, it's just ASBOSAAT but with mandatory line breaks.