UnGames:Eldritch
Disgust. That is what fills up my mind these days. That's what has dominated my mind...since THE ACCIDENT.
THE ACCIDENT was a simple drunk-diving head-on collision. Okay, maybe "simple" isn't the right way to put it, but hear me out, srsly.
So anyway, there I was with my parents on this little road trip, going to see the countryside. You know, like family vacation shit?
And then this FUCKING SEMI winds out of the side, and makes a beeline straight for the car.
I'd like to say that we barely made off with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial, but we didn't. We died.
Yes, even I died. Only unlike my parents, I woke up in hell.
You wanna know what hell is like, kids? It's having everyone around you turned into stinky, icky disgusting piles of monster-thingys that speak in the most hideous voices imaginable. It's having everything, and yes I mean everything turned into that kind of shit! Whatever I touch, whatever I smell, and whatever I see is stinky, icky rotting meat and slime. EVERYTHING!
And the worst part is, I can't even tell this to anyone since I'm pretty damn sure I'll become a lab rat as a result. I used to be a doctor in my past life, I know how things work.
So, obviously, the only option was to try and die again, hoping the Almighty'd be content to just leave me alone this time around.
However, in the midst of my planning to die, I met someone. Someone beautiful.
He was young, and blond, and had the most charming smile I'd ever seen. The only handsome human being in this hellhole, and the only person I could speak to without wanting to throw up in his face.
"Hello!" I said.
"You talking to me?" he replied.
"Yes! Yes I'm talking to you! Do you have any idea just how much you mean to me?" I think I must have set a record for the time taken in falling in love with someone, but it's not like I had much of a choice anyway.
"Wait, are you in love with me?" he asked, surprised.
"Yes, I love you, guy I've just seen! I'm losing my mind in this world, and you are the only light I can see!"
"Huh, you sure are different." he said. "Most people just want to slaughter me on sight."
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT SHIT! JUST TAKE ME AWAY, I CAN'T LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU!"
"Okay, okay!" he said. "Look, how about you take me to where you live, and I'll stay with you?"
"Okay, cool!"
As I was discharged, I didn't see him around, and so I had to take the long, disgusting path home, with the disgusting abominations I could barely remember as my friends tagging along. God, I want to just murder all of them right now and be with that guy forever.
Fortunately, my monster-companions part ways before I can give into the temptation of slaying them, and I enter my house.
Ah there he is! The hot guy! The only guy who even looks normal in this hell!
"Hi, my name is Eldritch!" he says with a smile. "And you look kinda horny."
"I am!"
"Okay, let's fuck!"
We fuck like rabbits. Or lions, or whatever animalistic simile there suits you.
"Wow, you are so good in BED!" I scream.
"Huh. Good to know." he replies.
"But why be with me? What did I ever do to deserve your kindness?" I say, sobbing.
"Well, you seem to think I'm a human being. I'm actually a monster who eats people like you all the time. My whole life, I thought that was cool because humanity could never love me. But with you, I see things are different. You love me, and hate humans. Therefore, I love you."
"COOL!" I say, and fall asleep.
The next day, we have a delicious dinner. I ask where he got it, and he says he got it from Roger's apartment. So we're eating Roger then! YUMMY!
The next to next day, my old boyfriend says he wants me back. I tell him to fuck off like the stinky disgusting monster he is. He doesn't take it well but that's cool. I have Eldritch now.
The next to next to next day, Eldritch says he has to conduct an experiment. But because of his experiment, my friendly neighbor Aunt Annie goes crazy, murders her kids, and rapes Eldritch. So I axe-murder her and eat her, of course.
Eldritch staggers towards me.
"Hey! Want some?" I say.
"Um...I just got raped."
"Oh, you're a guy, so it's no biggie. Anyway, you want some or not?"
"No. I...I wanted to tell you something."
"Oh, you're horny again? Let me just-"
"NO, God no!" he shouts. "I just got raped by that bitch, what is wrong with you?"
"Oh, okay, sorry Eldritch." I say. "Come on, what is it?"
"I think I can send you back to normal." he says. "I can change people's brains, you see. That's why I experimented on Annie. I wanted to know if my technique was effective. But it worked too well..." he says, sobbing.
"Oh, you can make me normal again?"
"Yes. I love you, but I want you to be happy. You can have your old life back, but then you'll see me as a monster, so I'll have to break up with you. What is it you want?"
Hmm...