DODGEULTRA: LONGER, FASTER AND WAY HARDER

WOW! IT'S FUCKING REAL TIME OR SOMETHING!

Welcome to the sequel to Dodge. In the original, you were a stick figure in a maze. Now, you're in for a ride. Literally.

Avoid the mythical Road Trees of Doom in your crudely-drawn white minivan. If you touch a Road Tree of Doom, your whole screen will turn black. If this happens, click on your screen again to restart the game.

PROTIP: Since this game's horrible lag often causes your clicks not to register, always remember to double-click the green arrows.

You may:

• Begin!