UnGames:Garlic bread

Garlic bread adventure!

You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?

None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.

Go to the kitchen and whip up something nice for yourself. →

Think about her. →

See also

• Garlic
• Pizza
• Toast

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