User:My Face Is Beautiful

My Face Is Beautiful
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Name	Johnny QuingyDingy Boloney
Born	Not telling 🤫;
Nationality	Earth
Sexuality	What does that mean???
Education and employment
Occupation	Former Scratch user, now an Uncyclopedia user
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	None
Politics	Donald Trump
Edit count	350

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Hello <insert name here>! I'm the guy with the cool face! I like The Beatles and Cocomelon! I'm just editing Uncyclopedia, so now I can do stuff! Also, I like adding templates and userboxes to my profile. It makes me look "cooler". Hey, I have a question.

Is my face actually beautiful?

You voted for "Positively" on 10 November 2025 at 14:21. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yes

1

Absolutely

0

Confirmed

0

Definitely

0

Positively

1

What?

3

I want to revoke my vote

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 20:33, 30 June 2025.

poll-id 6AE38669CCF9914D66B2DF45A0396B68

What do you do?[edit | edit source]

Mostly school, but when I get out of school, I get on here and stuffs

What do you like?[edit | edit source]

I just explained that. But if you want to know more, I like Cocomelon, birds, my mom, my therapist, birds, The Beatles (my favorite Beatle is Ringo), PowerPoint, pizza, my therapist, and pickle.