User:My Face Is Beautiful

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Johnny QuingyDingy Boloney
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Tralalero Tralala!
All About Me
Birthday:
Not telling 🤫
Gender:
I'm a male. I'm a man. I'm a he. I don't get into that "mentally ill" stuff.
Orientation:
What does that mean???
Location:
Earth
Occupation:
Former Scratch user, now an Uncyclopedia user
Religion:
None
Politics:
Donald Trump

Hello <insert name here>! I'm the guy with the cool face! I like The Beatles and Cocomelon! I'm just learning how to edit Uncyclopedia, so now I can do stuff!

What do you do?[edit | edit source]

Mostly school, but when I get out of school, I get on Scratch!

What do you like?[edit | edit source]

I just explained that. But if you want to know more, I like Cocomelon, birds, my mom, my therapist, birds, The Beatles (my favorite Beatle is Ringo), PowerPoint, pizza, my therapist, and pickle.

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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Will this get deleted?[edit | edit source]

Yes. Wait, no. Will it?

What is your favorite color?[edit | edit source]

This is my favorite color!

What's your talent?[edit | edit source]

I can connect any Wikipedia page to The Beatles. Go ahead, assist me any article, and I'll do the work!

Have you created any pages?[edit | edit source]

Yes, actually!

What's your favorite instrument?[edit | edit source]

Oh, I don't know, really. I like a lot of instruments, like the guitar, the piano, the drums, the seismograph, the escopatarra, the je—

Do you have ANY other userboxes?[edit | edit source]

Yes, actually!

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This user has escaped from Ojai.

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This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!
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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!
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This user likes number 293.
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