User:My Face Is Beautiful

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All About Me

Birthday: Not telling 🤫 Gender: I'm a male. I'm a man. I'm a he. I don't get into that "mentally ill" stuff. Orientation: What does that mean??? Location: Earth Occupation: Former Scratch user, now an Uncyclopedia user Religion: None Politics: Donald Trump

Hello <insert name here>! I'm the guy with the cool face! I like The Beatles and Cocomelon! I'm just editing Uncyclopedia, so now I can do stuff! Also, I like adding templates and userboxes to my profile. It makes me look "cooler". Hey, I have a question.

Is my face actually beautiful?

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Yes

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Confirmed

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What?

There were 4 votes since the poll was created on 20:33, 30 June 2025.

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What do you do?

Mostly school, but when I get out of school, I get on here and stuffs

What do you like?

I just explained that. But if you want to know more, I like Cocomelon, birds, my mom, my therapist, birds, The Beatles (my favorite Beatle is Ringo), PowerPoint, pizza, my therapist, and pickle.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Will this get deleted?

Yes. Wait, no. Will it?

What is your favorite color?

This is my favorite color!

What's your talent?

I can connect any Wikipedia page to The Beatles. Go ahead, assist me any article, and I'll do the work!

Have you created any pages?

Yes, actually!

• Something I write in when I'm bored!
• A letter to all Uncyclopedians
• How i've been so far
• My talk page
• A Vsauce video
• My history of being a rapper
• My version of ASBOWAAT
• A letter for what happened on April 1, 2025
• What happened to Kanye West
• My version of Vandalism/example on wheels!
• My version of Vandalism/example on wheels! except readable
• A game I made
• I explain in-jokes

What's your favorite instrument?

Oh, I don't know, really. I like a lot of instruments, like the guitar, the piano, the drums, the seismograph, the escopatarra, the je—

Do you have ANY other userboxes?

Yes, actually!

This user has escaped from Ojai.

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)

This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!

Every article based on a Family Guy joke is an article based on a Family Guy joke.

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