User:My Face Is Beautiful/Complain
Dear Uncyclopedia (and DaniPine3),
It has come to my attention that for the stupid fucking holiday nobody likes, you've decided to use AI for the whole website. Methinks thinks this is fucking dumb. AI is an imbecile. Trust me, this is not cyberbullying; This is for AI, not actual people. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, AI's a mistake. It was never made to be this intelligent. It should do my chores, not take my job. I liked it anyways. This is a problem. "Modern problems require modern solutions", a wise person (that is not AI) said. The solution for this would be...
...CANCELLING AI! Just like Gen Z with Slim Shady. Like everyone with Justin Bieber in 2012. Just cancel the shit out of AI. It was horrible anyways. I mean, just look at this footage of Will Smith eating spaghetti in 2023. Pretty awesome if I say so. It's just William eating spaghetti. The next year of Will Smith eating spaghetti, it got worse. I mean, he's bathing in it! And then, 2025 came in, and this atrociousness occurred. It's way too realistic. AI's a bitch, and it doesn't know it yet.
That'll do for now, I hope you learned something. I hope you learned that AI should get cancelled sometime soon. I hope you're happy.
Worst regards, My Face Is Beautiful