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October is the month of the year better known for having Halloween at the end of it. As a result, the rest of days from this month are spent preparing for this holiday.
- Gathering candy that will later be thrown at annoying children
- Searching for costumes that are fancy enough to not make you look like a total loser
- Adorning your house with decorations that are spooky enough to scare the children away
- Selling your soul to Satan
Some diehard Christmas fans who don't like Halloween that much might already start preparing the Christmas Tree and blasting "All I Want for Christmas Is You" on their speakers even though it's still autumn. It is morally acceptable – and legal – to punch anyone who dares speak of Christmas Day when Halloween hasn't even begun.
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