User:My Face Is Beautiful/News

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Yes. This is news about me. I need this to see how well I progress

Mar. 5, 2025[edit | edit source]

I haven't taken my morning medicines and I have been erect without noticing for the entire day. Don't worry, I know how to fix this.

Mar. 10, 2025[edit | edit source]

Happy Mario day! The only way of celebrating is by getting fucking sick. Upchucked 9 times.

Mar. 15, 2025[edit | edit source]

Birthday party was today. Everyone from the group chat was here. It was a good day.

Mar. 16, 2025[edit | edit source]

Got sent to the gay gulag by these motherfuckers. Hope I get out soon

Mar. 31, 2025[edit | edit source]

Coming to you from the actual outside world. I escaped. It felt like the god damn Backrooms back there.

Apr. 2, 2025[edit | edit source]

Sorry, I had to take the day off tomorrow. Away from human interaction. Just watching VSauce the entire day.

Apr. 4, 2025[edit | edit source]

I watched the Minecraft movie. Better than I expected. I loved it so much, I feel like having the Minecraft meal.