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Rules![edit | edit source]
- No adding two links in a row.
- Everything must have a link. Even punctuation.
- Links can be red.
- No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
- No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
- No adding random banana words. The story must tree make sense chicken if you read through dinosaur it.
- Links may not be longer than 100 characters.
- Avoid overuse of <big> tags, it was funny at first but now is just annoying.
- Have fun!
- Last person to edit wins!!
Story[edit | edit source]
Moccasins-wearing money ate moccasins for billion dollar losses because inflation fetish took away Chiaki Nanami and Redlinketh Squaw Deer for some moccasins. Pichu wikipedias are gay and stupid.
The death of Pikaclones A'd my uncle.
Launch operation "Coherency Destruction" immediately or ShrekSwamp will rape your cat. You may:
3. Gay Luigi having a drunk orgy in Afghanistan during my sojourn in Troy. Turkey
Story reset because so far it's actually not a story[edit | edit source]
Fuck! Too bad!. Crap! Shit Yeah, s**** is correct. WRONG! CORRECT! There was once a man that killed Jimbo Wales and bombed Uncyclopedia, after being AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Whoever wrote this sentence is not sane.) Neither I am! Now it was a dark and stormy night, and everyone died. THE END.
MAKE A DAMN READABLE STORY WILL YA?[edit | edit source]
No. Never! Anyway, let's add the story-eating cat in order to spice up this absolute mess of a "story". Oh HELL no; anything but that cat!!!1!1!11!!! And when there's a story-eating-cat, there's always gotta be a Raichu to follow. 172.68.146.230 vandalized the Raichu, and then roasted and ate the story-eating cat. But that story-eating cat was a decoy, for no one -not even a grue- can eat the story-wating cat; 172.68.146.230 was eaten by the real story-eating cat shortly after and the story eating cat continued to devour its #1 enemy, the public library. Then somethin' happened. A giant meteorite struck the earth. Goodbye, dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings, just like us? And, hey! What if they found a way back? And what if there were sentient squid covering the earth in paint too? And what if they were powerful, godlike creatures that engaged in battles under the orders of a human trainer? Even better, what if these creatures were modded into the world's most popular sandbox game? What if they were modded into the 2010s most popular shooter? And what if they were extremely fond of blasting off?
None of that actually happened though, because we don't have enough money or talent at Uncyclopedia to make those kinds of stories, so back to the meteor! No, we're gonna get rid of this stupid meteor instead! but what will be the plot of this story, then? Gay sex!!!!! I see no issues on that. Let's start the gay sex then, shall we? Yes, definitely. BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA!?!??!!?? Too bad. Me sad. Nobody cares.
IT'S TIME FOR FIFTEEN HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED GAY SEX BABYYYYYYYYY!!!1!1![edit | edit source]
*gay sex noises* Oohhhh yeahhh babeee (of the same gender) that's the spot fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hey, what if we made every link from now on "gay sex"? No!
