— Gołębiowski on 2
It has been said by some poets that 2 can be quite lonely, as it is the loneliest number since the number 1.
2 is one of the most widely used numbers in the world among cultures who are able to count past 1. It often sponsors children's programs such as Sesame Street in order to promote its bipartisan political agenda. 2 is the largest gathering of naked people which falls short of qualifying as an orgy.
Quick facts about 2 which can be used to impress acquaintances[edit | edit source]
- 2 is the only even prime number, which makes it quite odd.
- The quantity 2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2.
- 2 is the number of cows that you have.
- The minimum number of gods necessary for polytheism is 2.
- 2 is the quantity of many body parts that come standard on a human.
- The copyright to the number 2 expired in 1973, before which time any use of 2 required 8 cents be mailed to the estate of Thomas Edison, who patented the number in 1913.
- An archaic method of writing 2, "two", was banned in 2013 after a lengthy session of the U.S. Congress in order to discourage frivolous wasting of time.
- 2 has several homophones, including the article "to", the adverb "too", the slang "tew" (as in tew kewl 4 skwel), and several profanities.
- There are 2 species of beetle, if you classify all beetles into 2 species
Gołębiowski's identity for natural numbers that are also the number 2[edit | edit source]
After years of intricate study, Gołębiowski reduced his equation to this deceptively simple and elegant identity:
It has been said that Gołębiowski's identity is the pinnacle of mathematical beauty. Very incorrect.
See also[edit | edit source]
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- 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
- 2 Wizards 1 Cup
- 2vok Shakur
- Number Two
- Two and a Half Men (UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer)
- Two Door Cinema Club
- Two Humps
- Two Rivers Wildlife Park
- Two Shits
- Two wizards did it
- UnBooks:Two Hours in the Life of a Psychopath
- UnPoetia:Two Brief Sonnets
- UnPoetia:Two Paths
- UnNews:Two Public Figures Arrested for Multiple Offenses
- UnNews:Two birds killed with one stone; Scientists baffled
- UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
- UnNews:Two words that saved the world: 'Dude, no.'
- You have two cows
Better than doublestuffs[edit | edit source]
- Double Butter Theory
- Double Dragon
- Double Entendre (HowTo:Double Entendre)
- Double Redirect
- Double Reverse Psychobabbiology
- Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
- Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
- UnNews:Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake
- UnNews:Couple mistake kebab shop owner for missing Madeleine McCann
- UnNews:Double Amputee Allowed to Compete in Ass-Kicking Contest